it do be like that @casticutie - Tumblr Blog

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

maple-seed

Both options convey that he's horny

cleo-fox

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

crowcaws

Incredible events unfolding on reddit

crowcaws

I would die for Tessa. I would find her 200 toothbrushes.

crowcaws

So it looks like Tessa has been using these veggietales toothbrushes for ages, but has misplaced the stash.

videos-i-didnt-make

telephone pole.mp4

wordfather

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

wordfather

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly

catchymemes

wiseguynephile

flashback to when I got a little too gnc in my new profile pic and my mom caught on that I had The Gender, but didn't want to ask about it outright. so she started making up never-before-seen euphemisms

botanyshitposts

scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple

the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!