Fats-levania

What a terrible night to be skinny. Muses list Charlotte aulin - 2,890 lbs Sonia belmont - 4,907 lbs Carmila - 12 098 lbs Sylpha belnades - 5,980 lbs Maria renard - 1,980 lbs Shanoa - 6,920 lbs Celia fortner - 135 lbs Richetta belmont - 150 lbs Draculina/Soma cruz- 30,002 lbs Mina Hakuba -145 lbs

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Not in the game her disappointment is unmeasurable

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The countess once came back with skeletal hands her servants asked what happened apparently of the Nintendo meeting Bowser wouldn't shut up about peach so she drowned him in lava fortunately for both of them it will grow back

They can not take a hint.

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Large Belmont who may or may not bulking up due to possibly getting to be in a new game.

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Keeping a pet human alive is a lot of responsibility especially the one that has zero sense of survival beyond 5 minutes

*she has lot of experience with a human needs. The survival sense she can fix. Simply making sure the girl has her fill. Plenty of food and blood for her.*

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Luckily the countess doesn't have much time to focus on grief now that they have a chaos gremlin living in their castle and biting people all the people

She must admit her antics are adorable. Plus it gives her someone to spoil. Due to Alucard not being here anymore.

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Yeah all vampires are basically sex pests

ya they are

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So how is the countess of all vampires handling the.. passing of their husband

*A lot of crying and burning down Europe. sounds.*

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Well shoving big things and vampires faces does confuse their predator vision

Well yes. That and there perverts.

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The vampric hunting breasts.

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Well there are many Legends of legendary vampiric vampire hunters

Maybe but I wouldn't know much about that.

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Big magician girl

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Big celebrations like whenever you get your massive vampiric ass out of bed that happens like once a century now

How rude. No its when for big victories and such.

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If a Belmont get turned into a vampire do you have to like do honorables seppaku or do you just keep going until you get taken out

I don't know. I paid more attention to the combat lessons than anything else.

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Camilla are there undead vampire horses or was that just a bit

There are. vampiric horses. But those are use for big celebrations. And not for combat.

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Give sypha the most magical device of the current age minus about 50 years a Walkman with hits of the seventies

Oh how intriguing. Quite a lovely sound.

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So young Belmont did you know you get your cough cough figure from your multiple great-grandmother

Well no. Her figure was more rounder. While the fat goes to these.*She pointed to her boobs.*