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Hi I’m not dead, I’m just too lazy to write a fic right now.
Wdym Noel Gallagher isn’t single anymore?
EDIT: He probably is single
He looks so happy 🥹
Now that you're back how do you feel about the disappearing noel belly
WAIT, IM REALLY LOST IN THE FANDOM, NOEL LOST THE BELLY?????
HE GOT A TUMMY TUCK OR SOMETHING???
I WILL DIE IF HIS BELLY IS GONE
OH MY GOSH NO PLEASE
I love Liam with glasses cus he looks like an alien with big eyes
. ⋮ 𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐌𝐞 .ᐟ ֹ ₊
Pairing: dilf!Liam x reader
Summary: Liam has been in love with you for a couple of months. You are apart of Liam’s management. Both of you have been close lately after the Oasis reunion tour since you were spending a lot of time together backstage. It’s late at night and you’re getting ready for bed when you hear someone knocking on your door.
cw: Smut, age gap, swearing, female oral receiving, unprotected sex, dirty talk.
Word count: 812
Author’s note: First smut of Liam! Lowk my best fanfic yet 😳, Enjoy readers!
It was night — the moon was shining through your white curtains. You finished your nightly routine, which consisted of washing your face, brushing your teeth, and basic things like that. While pulling the covers over yourself, you heard a knock on your door.
Who would be knocking on your door this late?
Confused and curious, you got up from your bed and went down the stairs. Your hand turned the door knob — there stood Liam covering his face with his hood.
“Liam, what’re you doing here?” You asked him worriedly. Liam just looked at you, his eyes were half-lidded with dilated pupils. “Cmon, you better get in before someone recognizes you.”
He entered and leaned against the wall. You closed the door and turned to him. “I’m in love with you. I’ve been tellin’ ‘ya ever since the tour,” He said bluntly with his cheeks becoming rosy. “I understand that, Liam, but wouldn’t it be strange if a younger girl were to be dating a fifty-three year old man?” He seemed offended by that comment, like if he was way older. “We’re both adults, what s’mad ‘bout it?”
He was right, his puppy dog eyes were sucking you in. Who wouldn’t be in love with Liam Gallagher? “Please, be with me. I need to be yours…” Liam pleaded softly. “Liam, I—" Suddenly, you felt Liam’s lips clash against yours. The kiss was rough, wet, and sloppy. Your eyes widened as he kisses you even deeper. This kiss had meaning — it was passionate. Liam had never kissed anyone else like this. Thinking he was on drugs, you pushed him away. “Are ‘ya on something?” You held him by the shoulders. Liam paused before answering. “Nah, I promise I ain’t. It’s just you who gets me high, d’yknow what I mean?” He replied in a flirty voice, then winked at you. You couldn’t help but get flustered.
Liam caged you against the wall — his hands interlocked with yours. “Liam?” You saying his name gently was his last straw. He buried his face into your neck and started to kiss it brutally — his nose brushing against your neck. He started sucking on your neck, causing you to get hickeys. “Agh.. Liam!..” The blush in your cheeks began spreading all over your face. “Oh god, y/n please..” Liam begged. You could already feel his hard-on pressing against your inner thigh. Liam and you started to make out all the way upstairs. He pushed you onto the bed and crawled towards you. “D’ya wanna do this?” Liam asked, looking up from your inner thigh. You nodded — Liam went into action when he saw you nod, pulling your pants down in three seconds.
Him kissing your body sent chills down your back. He even maintained eye contact the whole time he was kissing your legs. As he reached the top of your thighs, he hooked onto your panties and pulled them down. Liam threw the panties across the room. “Awh, fuckin’ look at that drippin’ cunt.” He teased your slits with his finger. He pushed his tongue inside of you rapidly, you let out a gasp. You could feel his nose brushing against your pussy as he ate you out. “L-Liam!~” You moaned his name desperately. “That’s what I’m fuckin’ talking ‘bout.” Your hands uncontrollably reached for his hair — you pulled it and that made him even harder. You pushed his head even more so you could feel his tongue deeper in your cunt. He wrapped his arms around your thighs. “Mmf, gah!” You never felt so horny in your life ever. “Ya like that ‘ya dirty girl?” He clearly knew you were at the edge of coming, so he flipped you over so you were on top of him.
He pulled down his pants and tented boxers — his cock sprang out and slapped against his stomach. “I don’t have any condoms..” You said nervously. “Fuck the condoms, we’re doin’ it raw.” Before you could react, he lifted you up and quickly shoved you down his cock. “Ohh fuck!” Liam moaned. You whimpered loudly and gasped. “Ride me, baby~” You slammed down faster on his cock every time. “Mmff, agh..” You groaned. “Atta girl, god..so fuckin’ tight.” Liam’s head went back against the pillow. Sweat beads forming on your forehead. He was as close as you were, then it hit you. You finally came. Liam quickly pulled out and came all over your stomach. “Fuckin’ hell..” he grunted. He rested his head on your chest.
You were both worn out already. Liam cuddled you naked, it was like a dream come true. You didn’t know why you even rejected him in the first place, but you’re glad you ended up agreeing. “You’re a dirty one..” Liam growled as he kissed your neck. You chuckled as he kissed you on the lips.
.☘︎ ݁˖ 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 .☘︎ ݁˖
Pairing: 2000s!Noel x reader
Summary: You had to substitute for your coworker as Noel Gallagher’s main personal assistant. Noel and you spend more time together and you get to see his soft side as he starts catching feelings quickly.
cw: Swearing, that is all 😭
Word count: 742
Author’s note: Hii, this was a request by an anon. I’m assuming the PA they meant was personal assistant I hope. This is a fluff fic so my writing is butt 😔
Earlier in the year, you got a job as a personal assistant for Noel Gallagher. You were a big fan of his, but would never say anything because you were too shy to admit it.
Noel would barely talk to you since you were only one of his personal assistants and not the main assistant. There were times that you’d get close to him to talk and similar. The main assistant went on leave for a week, so that made you the first on the list to be the substitute for his main. You didn’t substitute often, but it was too late to get anyone else to take over.
For the whole week, you had to follow Noel around and write down his schedule in a notebook mainly. On Sunday, you arrived at his house with all your materials. Your finger rang his doorbell when you got to the front. After a few seconds, Noel opened the door. “Oh hello, you’re y/n?” Somehow, you got lost in his eyes for a moment but quickly snapped out of it before he could notice you were drooling over him. “Yeah, that’s me.” “Come on in.” He stepped aside to let you in.
As you walked into the house, a strong smell of expensive cologne hit you. It was quite a pleasing smell. Looking around the house made you curious as to why he didn’t have much pricey furniture. He toured you around the house, showing you all the important places.
Both of you went back downstairs to start writing down Noel’s schedule and information. You sat at a table and started writing down while he spoke to you about all the events. “I have a recording session on Thursday.” He kept going on about his plans, but you stopped writing because your eyes were set on him, you spaced out. He noticed you were staring and smirked. “You writin’ this down love?” The pencil in your hands snapped from the pressure you put on it. “Oh, erm, I’m sorry. My pencil snapped.”
You quickly dug into your bag to find a pencil sharpener. He could see that you were obviously flustered after his little comment. “S’alright, take yer time.” He said in a calm voice. It was strange how people make him out to be rude and grumpy — when he was nice to you. You figured it was just the way he acted normally and not around the press. He walked over and reached into your bag. Hands brushing while scanning for the sharpener. “Ah, ‘ere it is.” He pulled out a small sharpener easily, as if you weren’t just taking forever to find it. He handed it to you, and he purposely touched your hands with his finger — looking into your eyes.
You left after writing the plans down. When you got into your car, you sat there with your head on the steering wheel as your face turned red because of the replays of the obvious flirting. Hitting your head on the steering wheel while calling yourself an idiot doesn’t make you feel any better.
Spent half the week with Noel Gallagher — most of the time he was flirting with you, but you didn’t notice much. Even when you did catch it, you reckoned he was joking. On Wednesday, he opened the door for you and looked extra happy. Today you didn’t really have to do anything, he insisted you two would talk since you’re quiet. The balcony’s view was amazing, you could almost see every building. It was a perfect view because the sun was setting.
He turned to you and said, “m’glad I have ‘ya ‘round instead of my other helper. They are a bore.” A smile appeared on your face. “Thank you.” Just as you finished saying that, his lips crashed into yours. Your heart fluttered as you felt his lips. He realized what he had done and broke the kiss. “I’m so sorry, I shouldn’t have done that.” Noel’s face got red quickly — he covered his face with his hands. “It’s okay, I liked it,” you replied as you removed his hands from his flustered face. “I really like you, y/n,” he smiled. “I like you too.” You slowly leaned in and pressed your lips against his. His hands wrapped around your waist and pulled you closer.
Omg, I’m glad you were able to write something from my input 😍
Yes ofc, give me more ideas and I’ll try to do them!!! :)
I actually can’t wait to see the Brit awards cus of Noel (I need new media of him NOW)
⋮ ⌗ 𝐃𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐩┆
Pairing: Dilf!Noel x reader
Summary: You’ve been apart of Noel Gallaghers road crew (technical staff for instruments and stuff) for about a year now. You always had a slight platonic crush on Noel for some time. Recently, you were talking to friends that work with you and they asked if you were dating anyone. You jokingly said Noel and they believed it even if it was quite obviously a joke. Noel found out due to rumors.
cw: smut, age gap, bad language, fingering, slight degrading, nipple play, squirting.
Word count: 906
Author’s note: Requested by @blogbustersii, Reader is like mid twenties and Noel is early 50s. I know it’s buns cus I’m a new writer but i hope you enjoy!!
The night before the concert, you, and your coworkers were hanging out at your hotel. You all talked about your interests or hobbies. One of your coworkers started to talk about relationships. “What about you, y/n? Do you have a boyfriend or something?” You immediately got shy, it was obvious you didn’t have a boyfriend. You were super inexperience about relationships and romance. You finally opened your mouth and a sentence you shouldn’t have said came out of your big mouth. “I’m dating Noel.”
Both of your coworkers gasped. You obviously were joking, but they didn’t. “No way!” “Fucking Awesome.” They replied, your coworkers actually thought that you were dating Noel Gallagher? Basically our boss. You didn’t want them to think you were uncool if you said you were just joking. You sighed as you realized what you’ve might’ve gotten yourself into. “Just don’t tell anyone, alright? Noel wants it to be a secret.” They both giggled and nodded. Of course you totally shouldn’t have trusted them.
The next day, the concert was going to start in an hour, so you had to inform Noel in his dressing room to start sound checking. Noel stepped out of his dressing room and heard people giggling behind him. He thought nothing of it and kept walking. Suddenly, he stopped dead in his tracks when he overheard one of the girls say “I can’t believe Mr. Gallagher is secretly dating y/n!” He slowly turned around. “What’s that you just said?” The girls got nervous and panicked. “Well, y/n told us that you were dating her secretly, is that true? One of the girls stupidly blurted out. His eyes widened. “She said that?” “Yes sir.” One of them said bluntly. “Get back to work.” The girls quickly walked away. Noel was furious, but confused.
Did y/n like him?
He walked outside “y/n!” Noel called out your name loudly, his accent turning thicker. The crew all turned to look at you. You held your clipboard tightly and turned around. “Yes Mr. Gallagher?” You replied softly and nervously. “Get in my dressing room right now!” He answered, basically everyone already knew about the dating rumors. You set down your clipboard on one of the speakers with shaking hands. You walked back with him to the dressing room, terrified for your life. When you both got in he shut the door and locked it.
You leaned on a wall. “Can you explain why I overheard the girls saying that you and me are secretly dating?” Your heart was pounding. “This is a misunderstanding sir.” “Explain it to me then.” “Me and my coworkers were chatting and I jokingly said that you were my secret boyfriend, they accidentally took it seriously.” You fidgeted with your hands. “Why’d you say that it was me?” You looked up at him. “Well, because…uhm I find you attractive.” Noel paused then chuckled. You were confused at his calm reaction. “Really?” You nodded.
He walked towards you and pinned you against the wall. “Sir?” You froze and you looked into his eyes. “S’alright, I forgive you, but..I’m going to have to punish you.” He cupped your cheeks with his hands. Noel then kissed you roughly. Your eyes widened but then they closed quickly. You felt his body pressed against yours. He released you from the kiss. He grabbed you and pushed you against the table.
You both faced mirror so you could see the both of you close to each other; he kissed your neck. You felt heat between your legs. “Can I?” He asked if he could pull down your pants. You nodded without thinking. He quickly pulled them down but kept your panties on. He rubbed you and felt that you were soaking through your underwear. You bit your lip. “Already wet for me..” He smirked, your whole face turned red. He reached up your shirt and lifted up your bra. Noel pulled down your panties then held your breast, his fingers pinching your nipple softly. You moaned quietly. You felt yourself get even more soaked.
He shoved his two fingers inside you immediately. You gasped loudly. He pumped his fingers inside and out your wet cunt. You moaned loudly and he shoved his other fingers into your mouth to keep you quiet. “Noel, mff~” you let out a muffled moan. He continued to shove his fingers faster. “Mmff, agh..” You gagged on his fingers slightly but you liked it. “Naughty girl.” He whispered in your ear. His fingers moved rapidly inside you.
The violent vibrations were making you drip onto the floor. “You’re making fuckin’ mess just for me.” He kissed your neck. “Fuck~” you whimpered as you felt yourself getting closer to cumming. “That’s it, squirt on my fingers you dirty slut..” Those words made you squirt directly on his fingers. “S..Shit!” You trembled. “Beautiful..” He mumbled.
Noel looked at the time and noticed the concert was about to begin, he pulled his fingers out your cunt. “I’ve got to go love, come to my hotel room later.” He winked, and kissed you again for a long time. Noel sucked off the juices coated on his fingers and then left to the stage. You were still out of breath and in shock, you pulled your underwear and panties back on. After composing yourself, you went out to watch the concert. When Noel spotted you backstage while singing, he smirked at you for the whole song.
⤷ 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐁𝐲 𝐌𝐞ˎˊ˗
Pairing: 90s!Liam x reader
Summary: You got your period and get really bad cramps so Liam comforts you.
cw: bad language, mentions of menstrual blood/period.
Word count: 335 (really short)
Author’s note: I wrote this for @blogbustersii cus they gave me amazing ideas ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ
Dividers: uzmacchiato
In the morning, you went to the bathroom and sat on the toilet. You saw your new underwear soaked of blood. “Great.” You muttered, you weren’t expecting to get it today but your uterus had other plans. You cleaned yourself and wobbled to the bed. You laid there for hours. Then, the worst pain hit you.
i just know he shadowboxes EVERYBODY he comes into contact with
This got me cracking upppp 😭
I HAVE TWO IDEAS☝️😌
1)a fluff fic of Liam caring for you when you get your period(totally not projecting that I wished one of the gallaghers would punch my PCOS cramps😭🖐)
2)maybe something just a little bit smutty where Noel fingers an inexperienced reader
🫣
OH MY GOSH YES, YOURE A GENIUS OMGGGG 😈
Fic idea: Noel having a newly hired PA(you). You’re not the only PA he has, some other PA is training you. You were bit shy on the outside, but inside you were screaming with excitement for your new opportunity. Having to work with one of the biggest person in UK and all. You were a bit scared knowing that Noel is known to be grumpy and all, but as the weeks go by, you get to see the whole other side of him that the public doesn’t often see. As time goes by your and Noel got close and you were starting to have a crush on him. You have no idea if he is into to you or what but you like idea of being close to him. He trusted you with things and just thought of it as part of your job.
Okay, I just saw your post, Im gonna dump this here cause I like this idea but Im not gifted with writing skills. Maybe you can do something with it.
OMG YESS, THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME IDEAS!!
I’m sorry I haven’t been posting lately I just don’t have ideas for a fic 💔😭
Gulp.. you seem really cool, can we be moots? 👀
YESSS
I actually start foaming at the mouth when I see Noel and Liam 🤤