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May your company fail due to your unethical and illegal business practices.

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May your fickle nature and unfaithfulness come back to bite you. Hard.

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May all molesters receive life sentences in solitary confinement.

May you get abandoned in the worst way.

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May your business fail.

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May you never see an ounce of good luck.

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May your selfishness come back to haunt you endlessly.

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May your room smell terrible and you cannot find the source.

May a sack of sugar spill across your kitchen and ants descend upon it.

May your mousetraps never work.

May all your passwords be permanently deleted, never to be found again.

May you search your home hours for that one item, only to find it was in its proper place the entire time.

May your Amazon Prime order come three days late.

May you forget to cancel your unusused monthly subscriptions for a year.

May your favorite company stop producing your favorite brand of shampoo.

May you discover your frozen foods are freezer burned only after heating them up.

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May your school building and personal office within be permanently infested with fleas and shut down.

Casual curses