Like a dry fish on land

Posts anything that makes me chuckle like an old lady

[sarahseeandersen]

[unabating-deactivated20190408]

Archaeologists digging on a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche.

[strangehorse]

I am SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS SITE

[fabulous-feanorians]

[screenshot] it was too perfect

[rome-okami]

◇Lay It All On Me◇

[anime-no-tabi]

give you the world 

[worthikids]

Book Jaundice

[mistbornthief]

in fucking tears rn

[pyxiscowboy]

sam’s reveal at the end makes this a thousand times funnier

[sovietnam]

[kukuro-cheli]

Mean Girls (2004) House MD (2009)

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

People aren’t the only ones with vivid imaginations

[garrettauthor]

Further proof that literally any story trope can be AMAZING if properly executed.

“And then it all turned out to be a dream” has got to be one of the most annoying things ever, except here it’s PERFECT.

[cryptidunknown]

3500 years ago a bunch of people decided to build a tower to the sky and now I have to worry about keeping up my Duolingo streak

[hell-propaganda]

why would you blame the people reaching for heaven instead of the god who cursed them

[bunjywunjy]

add that one to the list, boys

[applejuicewerewolf]

You're right and you should say it

[plantanarchy]

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

[nihilistwife]

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

[plantanarchy]

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

[nihilistwife]

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

[gotouda]

holy shit. this guy on the bus talking to a girl about how he trades stocks. and she goes “have you seen american psycho” and he said no i dont watch movies. im too busy trading

[satelliteduster]

[mcworm]

JUST SAW A FED-EX DRIVER JUMP OUR OF HIS TRUCK AT A REDLIGHT AND RUN UP TO A SECOND FED-EX TRUCK (THREE CARS AHEAD) AND THE GUY LEANED OUT AND THEY JUST KISSED ON THE LIPS? HELLO?

[purple-peach]

[itsyaboinixo]

[reuscaptivus]

I just got woken up, from a nightmare, by the train going by shaking my bed, to find that duolingo randomly sent me the first notification in over a year, please understand my state of mind right now

[brothertedd-deactivated20240822]

[thewickedwilds]

Me when its 1 day after Halloween and the capitalists are already blasting the christmas sale commercials