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In the dorm apartment next to mine lives a guy and he has a bunch of friends over and the walls are so thin that you can hear another person sneeze and they’re listening to music and first they were playing bands like Imagine Dragons and 21 Pilots but then they switched to Taylor Swift classics and old Miley Cyrus songs from her time as Hannah Montana!

I can’t stop laughing because there are at least 5 guys shouting “WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GOING BACK TOGETHER”.

cat-on-crack

IT GOT BETTER!

They were playing a ca early 2k Britney Spears song and are now shouting along to Zayn Malik’s pillowtalk! Just a few more songs and we’ll have reached boyband level. Jonas Brothers, One Direction.... maybe even Justin Bieber.

If I didn’t know better I’d think I live next to a teenage girl!

In the dorm apartment next to mine lives a guy and he has a bunch of friends over and the walls are so thin that you can hear another person sneeze and they’re listening to music and first they were playing bands like Imagine Dragons and 21 Pilots but then they switched to Taylor Swift classics and old Miley Cyrus songs from her time as Hannah Montana!

I can’t stop laughing because there are at least 5 guys shouting “WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GOING BACK TOGETHER”.

#taylor swift #miley cyrus #college life #dorm life

I bought my iPad last April and even though I’ve had it for almost a year now, I’m still amazed whenever I use it.

It’s incredible and unbelievably useful!

I’m so in love with Apple and their products, these guys know how to make people happy and produce high quality products!

#apple #iPad #ipadpro #applepencil #apple post #i love technology #fuck samsung #had a samsung phone and it sucked! switched to apple and was amazed

vivienvalentino

All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

prettiestcaptain

#filthy rich Peter living in a penthouse being canon is what keeps me alive #sugar daddy Peter much confirmed

whereisyourpippinnow

Hobbit Alphabet: E

Elrond

“In all the days of the Third Age, after the fall of Gil-galad, Master Elrond abode in Imladris, and he gathered there many Elves, and other folk of wisdom and power from among all the kindreds of Middle-earth, and he preserved through many lives of Men the memory of all that had been fair; and the house of Elrond was a refuge for the weary and the oppressed, and a treasury of good counsel and wise lore.”

tuilinn

I guess it’s turned out that the enemy of our enemy is also now our enemy.

Maedhros to Maglor before the Third Kinslaying (via tuilinn)

earendil-was-a-mariner

Boromir: I…tried to take the Ring from Frodo…but I failed

Aragorn: *suppressing a laugh* really? He’s like 3 feet tall, how did you not manage to g-

Boromir: *dying* fuck you

aly-naith

“A sister they had, Galadriel, most beautiful of all the house of Finwë; her hair was lit with gold as though it had caught in a mesh the radiance of Laurelin.”

I’m ace and my sex drive is so low that I rarely feel arousal. Today was one of those rare moments and I tried to figure out the last time I touched myself. It was almost two months ago. (At least I think so, could be longer.)

I briefly contemplated if I should do it, but then I realized I could take a nap instead and that seemed more productive.

And I’m not gonna lie, part of me is curious how long I could go without doing it at all. Another month? Or two? Maybe three? I feel some kind of ambition to ignore all future arousal until I’ve lasted half a year without touching myself. It’s not like I’m gonna miss it anyways, it’s like skipping meals.

#ace #asexual #sexuality #my weird way of thinking #ambition