lost and confused

here for a good time not a long time, 22 Any pronouns

[gayweeddaddy69]

why do you hate swifties so much

because they aligned themselves with the treacherous count dooku

[treffyfrinn]

Frodo Baggins Anemia Moodboard

[natalieironside]

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

[northirish]

In a shit mood. Release the locusts

[moldavite]

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

[jenny-holzer]

[healrosie]

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

[krmna]

[habken]

cat

[24hrsoda]

how the different Batmen would react to you asking for an emergency tampon

‘66 Bats

*whispering*. “Of course. I do come prepared for any situation. I’m sorry about what you’re going through.” And he uses his cape to shield both of you as he hands it over as to not embarrass you in front of everyone. He might even go home and teach Robin about how to be prepared to help anyone in any situation. Even ones that may not be dangerous, may be embarrassing for the person involved.

‘97 Bats

*Makes a show out of giving it to you to prove he’s better than Robin. They’re still fighting btw.*

TDK Trilogy Bruce

“…Did you look in the bathroom. It’s stocked with everything you might need. Take it all I don’t care.” You’re at his bat cave. For some reason.

Batfleck

“Oh. Sure. Here you go.” And maybe he’s the mildest bit annoyed that you interrupted him but whatever. The issue’a dealt with. He even gave you tylenol with one of those tight lipped old man smiles. And then, “You know those are also good for plugging bullet wounds.”

Battinson

He holds one out to you, looking at you intensely. “You’re unprepared.”

Is it a judgement, an observation, a snarky remark? You have no idea there is no way to possibly tell when he speaks in the same tone of voice constantly, but he’s making you feel awkward so you snatch it from him and leave.

The LEGO Batman

“I don’t even know what that is. You’re on your what? Well…Can’t you just make it stop until you’re back at home.?”

BONUS

Arkham Knight Batman

*he didn’t hear a word you said. he’s getting his ass beat. oh no oh fuck. hes dead. fuckkkk. you still need that tampon.*

[seeminglydark]

The prompt was ‘detention.’

[seeminglydark]

reblogging with cute tags that make me happy <3

[seeminglydark]

NEVER GIVE UP even though most people see their ships on this piece because the characters faces arent visible, this artwork sent SO MANY people looking for who the characters were, reading my comics, sending me asks, and falling in love with Sully and Caro just like me. It's been an amazing ride. DO IT! Post your ocs!

xoxo raptorjules

[whirlybirbs]

HE IS SOOOOOOO FINNNNEEEE HE IS SOOOOOOO MMMMMMM M M M MMM SCRUMPTIOUS MMM YUM YUM MMMM ACE UR SO SEXY AHA PLS DON’T BE EXECUTED IN 33 HOURS!!!!1!1

[danysstarling]

if i had a nickel for every time shawn hatosy has a scene where he smothers a loved one to death with a pillow, id have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[jackalpants]

THE CHAFF PROJECT

Hi! Are you cis in the UK and you'd like to support trans rights? Great!

How: buy a trans flag pin and wear it in public.

Why: chaff is an overwhelming amount of false positives so that when a missile gets close to the plane, it hits the chaff and not the plane.

In practice: the goal is to make it DIFFICULT to identify trans people to target with bathroom bans, and to create many FALSE POSITIVES for businesses.

Basically, you might get accused of being trans and kicked out, because of the badge. You say: I wear the badge because trans rights matter.

You follow up with a letter to the business saying you're fucking furious because some nosy dipshit just tried to play fucking genital police with you in the loos. You know lots of trans people (don't name any, if you do) and you wear the pin in support and you're disgusted at them for allowing this.

Blame the business for allowing the behaviour.

Businesses see that their cis customers are getting bothered over a badge and may clarify trans-inclusive policies, so they can kick out the bathroom botherers instead of nice cis allies.

You only need to buy and wear the badge, and you are protecting trans people. You can be genuinely heroic. Even one cis person doing this helps, and everyone you get to join in helps even more.

Non-affiliated badge link:

https://rainbowandco.uk/collections/trans-pride/products/transgender-pride-flag-badge

Show your pride with our 25mm transgender pride flag pin badge. Perfect for wearing on your favourite denim jacket, back pack, or lanyard to

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

very disappointing when someone says "the bird app" and for one lovely moment I think they are talking about Merlin Bird ID by Cornell Lab, the free app that allows you to identify birds by appearance or sound, make a list of birds you have seen, and explore all the birds native to your region.... and then I realize they are talking about twitter.

[bruzum]