Warmth & Happiness

Small, tired, bi. If you need me to tag anything, feel free to ask!

[logarithmicpanda]

Week days should only be around 4 hours because that's how many I can be at work without wanting to scream, and then weekends should be 145 hours I can fully dedicate to my gazillion hobbies as well as hanging out with friends

[daringdoombringer]

hi here’s a cool bird I betcha didn’t know existed, ✨the wallcreeper✨

it literally looks like a monarch butterfly it’s so cute

[portentous-offerings]

I got excited because there's a moth that looks like a hummingbird! The Hummingbird Hawkmoth.

[glamrockmike]

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

[farmgf]

what the FUCK is going on right now. what is going on

[farmgf]

this post is so funny because it has over 10k notes and no context but all you have to do is look at the time stamp to know exactly what the context is

[freelyunder]

last night was a 2160p.4K.BluRay.x265.10bit.AAC5.1-[YTS.MX]

[boywrencher]

[biocrafthero]

[hylltonart]

Finally finished painting this water nymph

timelapse + WIP images

[opafginger]

[panlight]

Who taught Renesmee how to drive?

Edward

Bella

Jacob

Rosalie

Charlie

Carlisle

Esme

Emmett

Alice

Jasper

Didn't need to be taught. She just watched and did it. Like walking, reading etc

The above + she was like 2 years old when she learned + need pedal extenders

Voting ended onAug 5

[panlight]

Just for posterity: we're at nearly 150 votes and not a single person has voted for Alice or Jasper

And we were like 75 or so before anyone voted for Edward!

[panlight]

re: the Renesmee driving poll, I've had this image in my head since I came up with the last option and I was FINALLY able to sit down and make it and it's even more beautiful than I envisioned.

[release-the-sheep]

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

[bedupolker]

people who are like "but with universal healthcare you'll have to pay taxes!!! Up to 8%!!!" Are so funny. Like as opposed to the 16% of my gross paycheck that goes to private insurance, that won't cover shit unless i call my insurance company, then my doctor, then my pharmacy, then my doctor again because theyre pretty sure insurance got approved then my insurance company because they didn't get the letter, then my doctor again, then the pharmacy again, and then the copay i still am on the hook for.

[vakariasdragon]

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

[romanceyourdemons]

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

[anxiety-cheese]

i am. enamored.

[im-in-your-mind]

[what-even-is-thiss]

The upside to the adhd forgetting that you made yourself a drink thing is thinking to yourself “man I could go for a drink right now” and looking to your right and seeing a drink has appeared there. Thank you, past me. I lost you somewhere but you have still provided.