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Catalina Lopez • 17 • Senior • WMHS Cheerios

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PM || Cateo

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mateopuckerman:

The girl and I had sex once. There’s your answer. One time thing. But I can turn it into more than that if you want me to. Oh am I? And what are you gonna do to me, Catalina? Dump cold ice on me? Leave me for shithead Smythe, who’s actually kind of a downgrade by the way and way more interested in one of the gleeks than he is you. So, what are you to gonna do to end me? I’d love to see it…. and you better not do jack shit to her, got it? Petty little bitch.

You think that threatening me with committing social suicide is going to help you in any way? You do that, Puckerman, I don’t give a shit. But every action has consequences. You’ll see what those are eventually. Bye, dumbass.

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PM || Cateo

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mateopuckerman:

Could have been a piece offering, or a friendly gesture. Shit, Catalina, hop of me. Maybe I am, maybe I’m not. Fuck does it matter? We both got our dumbass side pieces, it is what it is, deal with it. 

Oh just fuck off, you arrogant piece of shit. I know you’re fucking her, I don’t need you to confirm that for me. I’ll let her do that tomorrow at school. And just so you know that when she does, you’re done. 

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PM || Cateo

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mateopuckerman:

She’s not my girlfriend. But yea, we were pretty good today. Look at you, actually showing an interest in my daily life. Great improvement.

Oh really? Is that why the little troll is baking you cookies? Just cut it out with the bullshit, Puckerman. Are you fucking her?

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PM || Cateo

So, I heard you’re singing love songs with your new girlfriend, Puckerman? How adorable. 

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wesleymlopez:

PM: I’m dealt with that for as long as I have already, haven’t I? I’ve known him since I was little, of course I want to deal with everything about him. Even the bad stuff. But their his parents, Cat… aren’t parents supposed to love their children no matter what? …. It hurt a lot, yea. And no, I haven’t. He avoids me, Catalina… do you really think it’s just best I stop pursuing it? 

PM: Yes, but this is different. This is not just dealing with him as a friend, Wes. Parents are, but not all of them got that memo. I don’t know if his parents have, but it’s obvious that Dante isn’t ready to come out to them. I’m not even sure if he’s ready to come out to himself. Obviously, I think that would be better. But I know you, and you’re not one to give up easily. So, maybe you should talk to him about it, about everything. And if he ignores you again then you’ll know you did everything you could have. It might make it easier to move on.

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wesleymlopez:

Right, of course, excuse the mislabel of it. Oh yea, of course not. It’s a rather large number too. I’ve seen more football player junk than I probably anticipated I would when I started high school. He’s not! No he’s not. He just listens to his parents too much, he doesn’t know any better… Yes. Twice. The first time he tried to tell me I dreamed the whole thing up.. He’s not trash! He’s a good person when he’s not… being himself. Okay, yea, he might not be the best thing for me. But I love him, Cat. And I just want to know what’s going on with him and I want him to stop… trying to push me away. 

PM: Yes, his parents are insane, and he was brainwashed by their insanity his whole life. Are you sure you wanna deal with that, Wes? Because to me, that sounds like a terrible idea. I doubt his bible thumping family will be too thrilled about their son having a boyfriend, and Dante knows that too, that’s why he keeps freaking out. But that doesn’t make what he did okay. Dante is an asshole, and he treats you horribly, no matter what excuses you make. The way he humiliated you was simply disgusting. I know you love him, but he’s not good for you, pretty... Have you even spoken to him since it happened?

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wesleymlopez:

Exactly. I’m gonna work it all out as we need to. Then I’ll fill you in on everything. We can be partners in crime together. Yea, well, a few of them definitely swing that way. I’m not in position to say who. But yea… Yes. Kind of? He just confused me… He yelled at me for being gay and liking him. And then we made up and everything was okay. So, so he came over and we had sex again… and he freaked out again and left me there. I just don’t know what to think, Catalina. I really really love him… but he just keeps confusing me.

Partners in justice, rather. That’s not surprising, Wes. It’s why they join the team in the first place. To proof just how manly they are, and most likely to check out their team mates under the showers. Same probably goes for that asshole, Vasquez, with his crazy homophobia. Wait, is this about Dante? You slept with him?? Wes... that guy is trash! I know you can’t help who you like, but he’s bad for you, and you know that. 

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mateopuckerman:

Noted, kitten. I’m not waiting around for no one. Just wanted to double check with the high bitch herself that I had the night off from playing her court jester. You have fun making your pick, in the mean time I got a flitty little blonde chick to go call. 

No worries babe, not offended by it at all. You go have your fun for the night. I hope it’s entertaining for you. Maybe it’ll put you in less of a bitchy mood for once, help out all of us around you. 

You do that, Puckerman. Go play the clown and embarrass yourself elsewhere. Tell the flitty blonde I said hi and wish her good luck. 

Thanks, babe, will do. Hopefully I’ll find a guy that is actually man enough to handle me. It would be a welcome change from a sulking pissbaby.

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wesleymlopez:

Once I get all the details worked out I’ll fill you in. But I think it’s gonna involve them, their stage time, and one giant slushy bath. Just like they all deserve. I guess you have a point… sometimes the hole doesn’t even need to be a girl… Obviously not. There’s such a thing as crossing a line, and she did so as soon as her petty little hands decided to go for your sloppy seconds. I do, but the thing is is that I don’t know if I’m allowed to talk about it. 

Sounds like a perfect way to cool them off a bit, so their heads don’t get too big. And that wouldn’t surprise me, no. Not with those football players. Anyone or anything that satisfies their needs works for them. Did one of them hurt you, pretty? Who’s ass do I have to kick? Of course you’re allowed to talk about it, Wes. I’m your cousin, we’re family. You know I can keep a secret.

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mateopuckerman:

Haha, funny. If it’s that much of a joke then you know where the door is. Alright, fine, if that’s how you want to play. Don’t keep me waiting too long on a decision though. Like I said, there’s other people I need to get back to on it. 

Nah, alright then. Hard pass. Spend the night how you want to. From the looks of it, it’s gonna be on your own.

Yep, and so do you if you continue pissing me off. I already told you that you’re free to go with those ugly losers that supposedly asked you out, Puckerman. Although I suppose it’s amusing, you waiting for me like some puppy. Just not as amusing as watching you walk away with your tail between your legs.

Oh, you don’t have to worry about that. I always find a way to have fun. And you’re really not that hard to replace, no tea, no shade.

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wesleymlopez:

Then maybe we can use this night as an advantage to knock them down a few pegs. Remind them where they really are on the pyramid of life; the bottom with the fat girls. Oh, of course. There’s no way they could have actually won, not with screechy and pothead singing lead… Dumber than rocks who also like to make sure the girls on their arms are hot enough to undress later. Don’t underestimate them either, Catalina. Right, she’ll be getting one from me as well then, added to my list of things to do. … ugh, nothing. Just… boys suck. All of them. I just want to lay in bed forever and never see another one again.

That sounds like you’re cooking up something. You know I’m always down to make the gleeks miserable, so if you have a plan thenof course you can count me in. Oh Wes, you really don’t know anything about boys, do you? Sure, they like a pretty girl on their arm, but when it comes down to it, all they need is a hole. Good, she deserves it. Just because I throw a toy away doesn’t mean I want others to play with it. That they definitely do, but none of them are worth feeling sad over, pretty. Do you wanna talk about it at all?

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mateopuckerman:

Aw come on girl, learn to take a joke. I was just playing with you. But in all seriousness, are we going to this thing or not. I gotta know so I can leave the date open or something. Unless, of course, me asking you this is breaking those dumbass girl rules that’s set on it.

I got no reason not to be. Come on baby, you know it’s gotta be better than whatever’ll be going down in our gymnasium that night. Besides, you’re the one who shit talked to party in the first place. I figured I’d offer you a better option. 

Oh, I can take a joke. I’m dating you, aren’t I? Yes, you asking me that would be considered breaking the rules. I’m the one that’s supposed to ask you. Well, if I want to ask you. Like I said, I haven’t decided yet, so deal with it. 

Wait, that was supposed to be a better option? That’s hilarious. Again, hard pass. But feel free to try again and come up with an offer that doesn’t make me wanna punch you in the face.

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wesleymlopez:

I won’t argue with that, they deserve the facials they get. And don’t get me started on Figgins. He never takes anything into consideration, just acts without thinking. Why else do you think he keeps handing funding over to for circus act gleek show? He weighs no pros or cons, if he did he would have seen that this dance is stupid and pointless. Because all the nerd girls are gonna ask out guys that are out of their league and then get rejected and be back at square one. Yep, that one. Oooh, Tori’s a good possibility too. Is she? Ew, double slushy serving for her then or is he not worth the effort? I’m glad, but I’ll make sure to warn you if you get too out there… ugh, nothing. Just… tired I guess.

They’ve become too full of themselves lately, just because they won one competition. And we all know that was all because Figgings bribed the judges with money he should have given the Cheerios. I’m not so sure they would reject them. You’re overestimating the football players. Most of them are dumber than a box of rocks. They’re easy to trick into things. Eh, not worth the effort. And with that I mean yes, definitely. Ugh, nothing? That doesn’t sound very unicorn, sweety. What’s wrong?

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mateopuckerman:

Does that mean you’re not game to ask anyone or go? Because, if that’s the case there’s two different girls who already slipped me some notes in class requesting my presence as an escort. So if you feel like skipping out I could always tell the hotter one that I’m in for the night. 

Or, you know, we can both just forget it entirely. Spend the night at my place together. Make a little fun of our own, fun that’ll be way better than whatever Figgins put together for that shit show.

I didn’t say that. Maybe I am, maybe I’m not. I’ll see if someone interesting enough comes along, and then I’ll consider. So, feel free to accept the invite from either loser girl, Puckerman. 

Ooh, someone’s sure of himself. Unfortunately your confidence is quite misplaced. So, in case it wasn’t obvious, it’s a hard pass.

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wesleymlopez:

Aw come on Cat. Gotta toss a dog a bone every once in a while. Especially the dogs that walk the halls of McKinley. It’s probably some kind of reverse psychological way to give those loser chicks at least a little more confidence. Is it really that hard to pick out which gleek did this? Probably loser Sasha, the queen of all the simpleton dorks. Nice to see you’re being a little nicer about it though, someone must have put you in a good mood. As for me, I’m gonna make sure her and all of her plebeians drown in some colored dye. It’s a nice pay back for what they’re gonna be doing to my ears.

I don’t plan to toss them anything, aside from slushy. How is that a responsible thing to do, giving losers confidence? That’s bound to blow up in their faces, more likely sooner than later. Figgins seriously needs to take that into account before he does shit like this, but I suppose it could also be an amusing sight to see. Sasha? Is that the one with the loud mouth? Hmm, maybe, or it could be that annoying news paper girl who’s pining after my ex. I’ll slushy them both, just to make sure. Yea, I guess I’ve been in a pretty good mood lately, but tell me when I get to nice, okay? So, what’s up with you, prettyboy?

[catalinaxlopez]

So, are we really just going to pretend that this dance isn’t solely made for ugly girls who never get asked out? Seriously, I don’t understand the excitement. Yes, I get that nothing ever happens in this cow town, but ugliness is definitely not something that should be celebrated. That being said, which one of you glee dorks begged Figgins for it? If you fess up now, I promise I’ll go easy on you with the slushies. Or I’ll consider it, at least.