[coffin-skate]

me: *is naturally affectionate* me: *has major trust and abandonment issues, fears rejection* me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[luxatile-deactivated20230331]

I win.

[kate882]

bnha + textposts 

[angimoto]

tumblr / twitter

[shencomix]

[vaults-of-zin]

@setheverman

[the28thadvocate-deactivated2022]

I did not expect that

[ruinedchildhood]

@setheverman

[fable-the-febland]

Dark Souls: 2011

[babyanimalgifs]

Cotton balls ❤️❤️

[anarcho-minecraftist-blog]

Does anyone else have that ADHD feel where you know you gotta get shit done but as soon as you start to think about what you have to get done you get overwhelmed and you freeze up and don’t get anything accomplished and feel worse than you did before?

[yeehawlw]

[babyanimalgifs]

Prison Break (2017)

[meta-plastic]

Petroleum, when you think about it, is definitely an escaped piece of worldbuilding from a twee gothic fantasy dystopia

“The elven civilization gets energy from poisonous, flammable rock juice mined deep underground, sometimes causing earthquakes in the process. It’s slowly roasting their planet, but they keep doing it anyway to light their disposable palaces and fuel nihilistic displays of opulent wealth. Its stabler aethers are used in cosmetics rubbed upon the skin.”

[meta-plastic]

Like, all it needs is a sinister glowing magenta aesthetic to be absolutely ludicrously fake

[argumate]

“where did it come from?”

“oh just the bodies and bones of great beasts of legend, crushed for aeons beneath mountains of stone”

[zeemczed]

“And this source of unimaginable power and wealth looks like -” “A black, slick fluid that stains and permeates anything it touches. Toxic and stinking and-” “Wow, Carl. Subtle. Real subtle.”

[thecoldheartofspace]

so there’s this guy in three of my dance classes

and first off, I’m 5'7, 5'11 in dance shoes, 170 pounds, broad shoulders and big hips and not small in any dimension. For a ballroom dancer, this means a lot of time spent learning the men’s parts. Especially in lifts.

I’ve had years now of guys kinda just going “lol heck naw” when told to lift me. I don’t admit this part much, but it makes me want to sink into the ground and die when every other girl can be lifted, but I’m just too big.

So this guy, smaller than me and really cute, shows up at auditions and I see this girl across the room getting tossed about like the beautiful pixie she is, and apparently I looked a little wistful because this boy asked me if I liked lifts.

“Oh. I… Uh… I’ve never really done the girls part. I’m a little big, haha…” (laugh it off, as usual.)

He looked me dead in the eye and then picked me up like a movie princess, bounced me in the air a few times, and set me down effortlessly while telling me whoever refused to lift me before was just being a lazy wimp.

I seriously doubt this boy will ever really get how much that meant to me. But, holy cow. Some faith in humanity just got restored.

[neurodivergent-crow]

Magical Boy of Body Positivity

[catalytictheorist]

Todoroki Shouto is a GOD DAMN teasure

[edatheowlmilf]

Bakugou: rework our costumes? special attacks? fools, do you think i am an idiot, do you think i havent spend hours upon hours figuring all this out in the years leading up to this. look at my costume, it counteracts my quirk’s weakness perfectly what the fuck are all of you doing slacking off, i have like fifteen Named Attacks and they are Cool and they Kill people and-

Midnight: ok! now for your hero names

Bakugou: my hero what now

[adactivity]

[gokufucker45]

*thor hands peter a mug of beer*

Thor: Exellent work in the mission man of spiders!

Tony: Thor no the kid is 15.

Thor: Oh!

*hands peter two mugs of beer*

Thor: You are a growing boy.

Tony: Thor no.

[spidey-hoco]

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST IM WEAK