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I moved blogs!!!
i’m now @immortics
forgot to add but go follow my art blog too it’s bumpin’
I moved blogs!!!
i’m now @immortics
I moved blogs!!!
i’m now @immortics
heres the gaudie info since hes a weirdo
but first and foremost sakuras a lesbian and she and naruto have sleepovers where they jus shovel food into their mouths and watch horror movies
i dont know what this icon means but seeing a lot of people have it now im just going to assume that if you have it youre extremely unfunny
UPDATE: (thanks to @rodnt for bringing this to my attention) there’s a document here that goes into guad (the person behind this) basically trying to get their followers (mostly minors under 16) to draw nsfw for work of their icon (also supports killing stalking and is a fujoshi)
real naruto fans never finished naruto
thank you
DO YOU REALLY THINK GIORNO PAYS TAXES
but when will these come back
Tumblr Protest
1. Follow me (staff doesn’t want you to do this)
2. Reblog my posts to spread awareness
3. Buy me Sims games so I can write “horny” in the grass
Please reblog.
I’M DOING MY HAPPY GAUD DANCE!!!
We reached the youtube goal!
i’m so excited, video time!!! I’ll still be doing a FAQ video, but I’d also like to do something else special for the holidays. Submit your ideas/requests! Some ideas of mine:
Gaud Goes Caroling: rewrite bastardize xmas carol lyrics in my name and i’ll get drunk and karaoke em
Gaud Unwraps Gifts: we open presents together! might do this as a live stream so people can talk about what theyeeot? is there a way to do audio chat so we can hear everyone? what platform should we usse
either way u get a video of a squealing drunk gaud opening gifts and making a nest out of wrapping paper.
Gaud Meets the Family: 10 mins of me eating silently, occasionally asking you to pass the butter. bring a laptop to the table and viola, i’m your holiday dinner guest.
Gaud’s Bday Party? My human’s birthday is a few days before xmas and it looks like it’s going to be a lonely one. i’m actually a bit bummed out of it. it would be swell to figure out a way to celebrate with the gremlins. i want a cake! and a party! and presents! but i don’t know how to do that online…
i really like #3 Gaud Unwraps Gifts video idea (i wanna wiggle around in my pjs in a pile of torn wrapping paper like the trash goblin i am). problem is i don’t anticipate getting any real gifts this year. my sisters might get me something, but my family…. usually just half-asses it… and then gets annoyed with me for being ‘hard to shop for’. so i don’t get a lot of surprises :( dammit now i feel like harry potter during a dursley xmas, I WANT A PILE OF GIFTS TO ROLL AROUND IN TOO! I WANT SURPRISES! AND AFFECTION! AND CANDY!
for the video, i might buy myself clothes or even just food and wrap that up. *gaud tearfully pulls wrappings off a box of cheerios* IT’S JUST WHAT I WANTED. if i have to buy and wrap my own presents, dammit that’s what I’ll do.
a few of you lovelies have asked about mailing me stuff, which is super sweet oh my gosh, you absolute marshmallows. (someone crocheted me an actual gaud doll which is my favorite thing i own. i’m hugging it right now). my address isn’t public, but if you want to mail me a thing for my bday/xmas, drop a message in my ask box and i’ll share a mailing address privately.
small creepy sweet gifts from my gremlins would make my month tbh. fanart, crafts, cards, video props, anything really, they all bring a (totally non-sinister) smile to my face. if you mail me physical copies, you’ll get to see my reaction in the video. my favorite stuff will be used as props in future videos.
any art is getting hung on the fridge. “did your child make that?” “no, my gremlin.”
i’ve also heard about online wishlists? what is that? should i? how? explain me. In the meantimes, put replies/suggestions in the comments!
more than anything i would loooove a gaud stuffed animals hint hint. i already have a crocheted gaud doll, you’ll see them and any others in the videos.
also if you send me anything handmade and would like me to credit you in the video, make sure you include your blog name!
and I made GAUD’S BDAY/HOLIDAY WISHLIST on amazon it’s not super realistic but it was fun getting to put in stuff like this:
and THIS
and a wizard robe for good measure.
also there are socks and fuzzy slippers i want. i really want those slippers.
i’ll punch jeff bozo in the face if i have to
oh and if you don’t feel like spending $129 on a sexy feather tulle robe for a gift, you can always gift me a coffee. there’s no such things as small gifts, and i always get excited to know someone’s out there thinking of me. i’m starting to feel a lot less alone about the holidays now. It’s good to have you gremlins, i wish i could grab you all up in a group hug
!!!!!! OH MY GAUD I had no idea so many of you would want to send me a gift!!! You sweet demented maniacs! You weird wonderful charitable elves.
HOW TO MAIL GAUD A GIFT: i’m just straight up putting my mailing address in the tags and seeing what chaos shows up at my door. please don’t reblog the post with my tags.
Thank you to the sweethearts who have been asking for gift ideas <3 I can make a little list later (top of it: GIANT GAUD PLUSHIE FOR ME TO HUGE & TAKE EVERYWHERE). unsurprisingly, my favorite classic gift is always the gift i give others: cash in strange and random forms. a sock of crumbled dollars and change. foreign currency. i can’t think of more, that’s for your strange gremlin brains.
Or just throw whatever change you find under the couch cushions in an envelope. be sure to label it ‘Couch Cushion Money’
also faeyke made this magnificent thing!!! I love it.
that’s you wearing both the robe and the wizard cloak at the same time. you’ve got the knife strapped on underneath
TRUE ART
I am NOT doing my happy dance
I am hella bummed about being shadow banned, a little freaked at the possibility of being terminated, but mostly SAD because you guys were supposed to spend my birthday (online) with me. Birthdays & holidays are,… hard for me, so I was really counting on it.
I am sad. I am sad sad sad. Glum. Unabashedly forlorn.
My birthday is Dec 21st and I’m still gonna log on. If staff wipes me out, I’ll be on my sideblog @smallest-feeblest-boggart and on twitter at GaudyPatronus. It would mean the world to me if you would check in on me there.
The thing is, I love and care very very much about the gaudience and you gremlins and this weird Gaudy world we’ve been building, and the idea of losing that terrifies me.
I’ll be hiding under your bed if you need me.
jesus fucking christ this is like the tumblr version of that chick charging 200 to come to her birthday party
For everyone’s information:
The plan for the 17th, when the adult content ban comes in, is to protest.
To do that, we are making as much noise either side of the 17th as possible, and using the site as normal.
On the 17th, dead silence.
People are saying log off but what they really mean is don’t open the site or the app.
But, on the 17th make as much noise as possible on every other platform. Tweet about it and post on facebook and instagram and everywhere else.
What this does is causes a massive dip in ad revenue for one single day. That does not make staff think ‘oh everyone’s gone let’s shut down.’ What it actually makes them think is ‘oh shit people aren’t happy and if people don’t keep using our site we’re out of money and out of jobs.’
A boycott reminds a company that the users (consumers) have the power to make their site (business) worthless with one single coordinated decision.
If you want to join in, here’s what to do:
Do:
Close all open instances of the app and site on all your devices before the 17th
Make posts before and after the 17th on tumblr and other platforms, talking about why this ban is bad
Make posts on other sites during the 17th. Flood the official tumblr staff twitter and facebook with your anger and your opinion
Come back on the 18th and check in
Don’t:
Delete the app from your phone (this doesn’t affect their revenue and since it’s off the store at the moment it’ll be hard to get back)
Delete your account. I mean you can if you want to, but if you keep your account and don’t use it you’re saying to staff that there’s still time to save it. If you delete it’s hard work to come back.
Open the app or website (including specific blogs)
Make any posts (turn down/off your queue and make sure nothing is scheduled)
Go quiet elsewhere. Make it clear that this is just about tumblr, not a mass move away from all social media.
Remember: the execs don’t care about anything but money. Shutting down the site means there’s $0 further income from it. That’s their last possible course of action. If we make it clear we’re not happy, they’ll have to do something or we can do more and more until it becomes too expensive.
Protests take commitment. They’re a defiant action against a business that is doing something wrong. They will try to scare you into not participating, because they’re scared. We hold all the power here, sometimes the execs just need to be reminded of that.
Don’t forget to turn off your queue beans!
PLEASE DON’T FORGET THAT TUMBLR’S RESPONSE IS LIKELY ALSO DUE TO THE PASSING OF SESTA/FOSTA WHICH ARE ESSENTIALLY CENSORSHIP LAWS DISGUISED AS ANTI-SEX TRAFFICKING LAWS!
Facebook has also changed its TOS to ban talk of sexuality and sex acts, whether it is solicitation (consensual included) or not.
This law has already caused sites like Backpage (which was used by police as a sting site to catch criminals) and the personals section on Craigslist (basically, a dating/meet up platform). This law affect ANY and EVERY website and is especially dangerous to those who use those sites to advertise or host their CONSENSUAL AND LEGAL adult services. This is also what is causing your naughty anime art to be prohibited.
Petitions like a suggestion to repeal is something to do.
Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) has been actively trying to go to court to claim this law unconstitutional and dangerous to the community (it is). They have been dismissed once already. They’ve made an ACT NOW page.
Contact your senators to tell them to repeal SESTA/FOSTA. Calling is most effective!
Educate yourselves on the consequences of this law and build up a good argument. Write. Call. Tweet at them. Comment on pages. Etc.
On that note, continue doing exactly what OP lists, because Verizon/Tumblr that have stood behind the law and used it as an excuse for censorship (and don’t even actually care about trafficking) to make their advertisers happy to not have their product next to “female-presenting nipples” deserve to be shaken up and made aware their actions due to this “support” is not a solution and their users are angry. Drag them out of ignoring your comments forever. Do definitely flood them.
Straight people be like hey did you see riverdale last night
films that were ripped off satoshi kon’s works
perfect blue (1997) → requiem for a dream (2000) dir. darren aronofsky
perfect blue (1997) → black swan (2010) dir. darren aronofsky
perfect blue (1997) → black swan (2010) dir. darren aronofsky
paprika (2006) → inception (2010) dir. christopher nolan
paprika (2006) → inception (2010) dir. christopher nolan
The entirety of black swan is literally tackier and worse perfect blue lmfao
love these definitely in-good-faith questions being asked by these and 500 other news outlets for reasons that have nothing to do with stoking the public’s hatred for trans and gnc people for social media traffic
“hello to my impressionable followers! im a tumblr funnyman and i hate the new policies! buy my merch in protest!”
im literally not listening its still weird and a thinly veiled scam
can you please explain to me how it’s a scam? I legitimately don’t understand how you can think it’s a trick or scam
uses Big Tumblr Event to boost their popularity
a lot of those followers are minors
therefore impressionable
plugs their merch IN THE POST
not to mention they are making it about them when it should be about sex workers and artists losing their jobs. also spend money on someones donation post not some goober trying to get rich
also its really culty and not in good taste