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What the heck is happening with TV Network companies the past day? They’re cancelling shows just about left and right. First B99, then Lucifer, and now the CW is passing up on Wayward! What gives??
A lot of people are ditching cable altogether which isn’t helping their funding, and their view counts are dwindling as well. This will keep happening. We can just hope another outlet such as Netflix or Hulu will pick them up.
I shouldn't be allowed to drive
So you know that post that talks about how kids cry because of how their parents/adults react about it? I believe I have experienced first-hand the exact point of that post. My nephew is here and he fell and hit his head on the edge of the porch swing (not hard, but definitely enough to feel the pressure) and I pet it and said "you're okay," in a calm, reassuring manner. He never once offered to cry. He just rubbed the spot and carried on playing. But he fell again and didn't actually hurt anything and everyone responded with "OH" really loudly and he started crying So TL;DR don't freak out when your kid falls, it'll just escalate the situation.
destiel fanart, in the year 2017? yes lmaoÂ
I love this so much
The grim reaper died on my porch then came to reap himself. God I love this game.
How do you kill the grim reaper??
A very big boy
Hey guys,
So I’m really terrified right now. I wouldn’t be making this post if I wasnt. Last summer I moved to the states in order to attend university here, and it’s been the best choice I’ve ever made. However, I barley make ends meet and I can’t find a job at all and I don’t even have a car so I can’t go long distances for work. This summer, I really want to go back home and spend time with my family, and I can’t stay in Texas anyway because I have to be out of my dorm by May. Anyway, a ticket back home to Egypt is really, really expensive and I’m really trying to come up with the money. I am so, so homesick it’s killing me everyday. This summer my brother is getting married and I really need to be home for that, and I don’t even know where I would stay if I couldn’t come up with ticket money. So, I’m going to put my paypal here and ask for anything, not even alot. If you can’t donate, please reblog this and help me out. I’m so sorry I had to make this post, but I really would appreciate every dollar you guys could give me, or even any happy thoughts ya’ll could send my way <3 thank you!
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I haven’t read it since seventh grade, but my favorite part of Twilight that I remember is the “radioactive spider” line bc it implies that
when presented with a dude who looks somehow eerily identical to his adopted siblings while sharing none of the same genetic features, a dude whose adopted siblings are apparently all dating each other, a dude whose family never socializes with other students, is never seen around town, NEVER EATS, a dude whose entire family is super dedicated to attendance and punctuality but just straight up LEAVES TOWN on sunny days,
Bella thought “could he be….Spiderman?”
My second favorite part is that she Googled it.
The biggest problem I had with twilight is why anyone would stay in high school longer than the allotted 4 years? I hate that? It literally made me so mad esp if you have been in the american school system like i bet theyre still as dumb as an other american also they have been going to school for so long and never once thought about sex ed? Also how are they going to school without ssns? Which leads me to my next point is that Carlile is Stealing dead peoples ssns for his demented family Thats right everyone Vampires Are committing tax fraud
First of all, I’m actually almost certain that Carlisle pays taxes. That’s just such a Carlisle thing to do. He probably does them all himself late at night sitting in his study wearing a pair of glasses he doesn’t need. “Our dad is weird,” Emmett says. Rosalie rolls her eyes, “he’s not our dad.”
THAT SAID, yes, it’s totally ridiculous that Twilight takes place in high school. I think the concept itself would have been 100% more entertaining if Bella had been a a junior transfer student from a southwest community college to University of Washington in Seattle, commuting every day from Forks, where she finds out the weird dude from her college chem lab lives too (I’ve commuted 40+ minutes to school, it’s doable).
Not only is this more believable, but it would also be a lot more entertaining and potentially funny for Bella to just slowly realize she has at least one class a week with each of these weird-ass pale kids from her hometown.
Edward’s in chem with her. She accidentally sits down next to Rosalie in calc before she recognizes the resemblance. Emmet’s an overwhelmingly enthusiastic Fitness Management major who starts sitting next to her in Western Civ after he notices her talking to Edward. “Are you pre-med? You seem like you might be pre-med. My dad’s a doctor!”
Alice tries desperately to help her in a wheel-tossing class Bella had to take as an art elective after she put off choosing an art elective until it was the only one left. She asks herself daily why she didn’t take Art History. Jasper is there too. He doesn’t look like he’d be into pottery, but it seems like he’s into anything Alice is into (I still argue it’s literally impossible that he functions in public at all, but we’ll roll with it anyway).
Make Esme a professor at the school, too. Adorable. She’s that Mom Professor everyone loves and and respects (and also sort of fears). She always excuses absences as long as you send an email.
Instead of collecting graduation caps and gowns, they collect degrees.
Imagine Emmet bringing up the time he was almost a doctor, but having to actually be around the patients ended it. Carlisle says “I warned you the entire time you were in undergrad.”
After a few weeks of plot devices similar to the actual book (near-death parking lot experiences, etc.), Bella runs into Esme at the grocery store in Forks (I actually love that they buy groceries) and realizes my god, these people live here?
It would also make more sense that Bella were moving back in with her dad despite hating the Pacific Northwest so intensely. None of that sort of quirky “minor league baseball” stuff. She absolutely Would Not live in a dorm with some random roommate, so going to school where she could live with her dad was about all that made sense. The in-state tuition to a great university was just an added bonus.
It would also make the romance more enjoyable. NOW, a lot of people complain that a 100+ year old would have no reason to be interested in a high schooler in the original series, but I believe it’s very implied that all of the Vampires aren’t just physically frozen at their age, but they’re mentally and emotionally stuck forever as well.
Which is, you know, horrible. That’s why some of them are so damn angsty and emotionally volatile. That’s why Bella insists that Edward turn her sooner than later. Bruh, if you wait until she’s 25, she’s going to out-grow your maturity-level.
STILL, I think a romance between 21-23 year olds would have been better, by a little bit.
It would also make a lot more sense for them to be in college because of the way they function. They wouldn’t all be eating (or not eating) together in the only cafeteria as the entire student-body tried to pretend to not stare.
Less people would notice their eerie resemblance, their coordinated absences, and their overall weirdness, which would make more apparent Bella’s alleged super-strong powers of observation when she started putting things together.
Instead of there randomly being a sudden spike in criminals in that little town, Edward could dramatically rescue Bella’s naive ass from a party her human friends dragged her to.
I could go on, but this is eventually going to become and entire College Au rewrite of Twilight in excruciating detail. So I’ll stop.
this is all I ever wanted.
did i just enjoy twilight meta in the year of our lord 2017
I'd read it tbh
I absolutely adore discovering what different people find hilarious with Cards Against Humanity because you’ll have someone who won’t even flinch when a card like “bees?” or “Boris the Soviet Love Hammer” is played but in the next second they’re crying from laughing at  "this is your pilot speaking fasten your seat belts and prepare for clams“
Damn, Target, who passed you the salt?
Our birthday never gets celebrated so why should anyone else be celebrated?
OH SHIT.
Target is about to be the main antagonist y'all
@dryan777
Celebrities should stay out of politics. When they speak their minds they lose fans and they're just hurting themselves.
My dad, a person who literally voted a celebrity into office because he spoke his mind.
Markiplier is doing a charity livestream right now, everything is going to Toys for Tots! There is also a limited edition Christmas Tinybox Tim in the description of the video that you can buy, all the profit of this too goes to Toys for Tots! Even if you guys can’t donate please reblog or just spread the word. We’re even playing games where the audience can participate so just come join the fun!
Talking about college preparations with my mum
Mum: Make a list of things you need and can't live without, like clothes - how much you need, what type-
Me: I'm definitely going to need breeches, I've only got three right now and I don't know if they'll fit by March
Mum: Well yeah but you'll need jeans, you can't live in breeches
Me: but they're comfyyyyy
Mum: but if you have to go into town you'll have to have jeans, you'll look like a freak
Me: It's the closest town to an equestrian college, I'm sure they're used to it
Mum: but if you guys go out to the movies or something-
Me: that's even if I make friends
Mum: You have to be normal sometimes
Me: [busts up laughing]
It seemed logical
I know lots of you are terrified and stressed right now, so I thought it might benefit some of you to look at this photo of my dog in a bath tub with an entire slice of pizza his mouth ❤️
