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em, 21, leo

[neptuniite]

i hope this hurts

[kilgarraara]

enable enable enable enable enable

[catatemywife]

It’s been 84 years

[sokkalore]

This could be my last report from Gaza by Tareq S. Hajjaj. Please read.

[frawgs]

“cmere boy”

*sound of clanging pots and pans getting closer*

[sloppystyle]

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

[hungwy]

i have to wake up 6.5 hours. i am not sleepy. someone must die

[hungwy]

Double shot espresso can fix anyone.

[sexytasha1]

I'm going to get more lashes today.

[zzzanzzz-deactivated20201124]

Repentant Catholics in the 14th century be like

[sexytasha1]

Delete this off my post.

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

they should make a wii fit for getting jacked

[woolay]

Wii fuck

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

funny how everyone thinks something like this is low hanging fruit when inn reality it’s high flying meat

[woolay]

Wii shit

[xefyre]

Dude don’t say that.

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

come on

[sea-of-bones]

Wii sleep. But a good night’s sleep where you actually feel rested when you wake up.

SKELETON

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

SKELETON

[flamingfoxninja]

SKELETON

[pukicho]

Costco is amazing but if a centaur were roaming the aisles it would be even greater

[podencos]

[ihateleagueoflegends]

[canape-official]

[dabwax-deactivated20250410]

I don't think I ever mentioned on here the time I took three tabs of acid and then after the come up I opened VRchat on my VR headset, immediately forgot what I was doing and where I was, looked down at my hands and body and they were Hank Hill's hands and body and I threw off the headset and cry laughed for half an hour. Then I stepped onto the porch, forgot all about what just happened, and started setting up the grill and grilling food. Like Hank Hill would in times of duress. He became a part of me in that moment and he will never leave.

[jame7t]

Yeah she used me like a toy last night 😏

*smash cut to scene where I am being taken apart like LEGOS * nah post canceled this still reads as unironically sexual somehow. Bye

[jame7t]

post uncanceled. if women want to take me apart sexual style then well ok. #feminism

[metalgearsolid2]

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

[jame7t]

Dogs and moths share an unholy connection..?

[jame7t]

time sensitive this ritual is going poorly

[cryptotheism]

Nobody says anything I want this idiot torn asunder

[jame7t]