Catboy OSHA

hewwo i am owosha’s watest empwoyee. I use she/her prowonouns. UwU || parody account obv.

[osha-embroidery-employee-deacti]

Hey, just giving a fair trigger warning for derealization/general unreality. The OSHAverse thrives on it, so if that affects you, please turn back.

[official-osha]

does anyone remember the OG osha blogs [blogs made around 2021-really early 2022] it feels like half of them have died i miss my comrades. where did you guys go. please come back i miss you

[determined-spirits]

yo

[determined-spirits]

hey wait fym we're going on three years

[official-osha]

who the hell is reblogging this post why are there 200 notes? anyways yeah the first blogs were made in august-september 2021

[determined-spirits]

the constant march of time is strange

[black-magic-osha-employee]

I haven't used this blog in ages but like. I still exist I just haven't had ideas for anyone I write sob

[osha-boneski]

i think this blog was criminally underused personally. i wanted him to be a 1920’s slang skeleton who cared a lot about workplace health and safety for no real reason.

[official-osha]

boneski youre. alive? undead?

[catboy-osha]

I dwont rweawlly use this account but stiwll awive I gwuess UwU

[k-eke]

Tutorial to animate good hips. 

yeah.

[hawkeyedflame]

last week i was chatting with one of my coworkers about the restaurants in the area and he mentioned there's a place with amazing churros that he orders lunch from sometimes and i kinda laughed and said i've never had a churro but i've always wanted to try one because they look so fantastically decadent and i kinda joked that it's on my bucket list because every time i walk by a place that sells churros i think i should buy one but then i don't

i just came back to my desk after feeling really frustrated by an instrument in the lab that broke and ruined my data for the day, and found a churro wrapped in tinfoil with a sticky note on it that said "bucket list: ☑️ churro" and i'm

[hawkeyedflame]

i'm seriously gonna cry i had such a shit day all of my data got so fucked up and i had to spend like an hour reformatting my excel sheet but this simple kind gesture made the whole day less bad

[cigarettesandsextapers-deactiva]

This is so wholesome, i love it

[beardedmrbean]

A nice reminder that people are still good.

[amodestlook]

[jackironsides]

I, an Australian, was just thinking to myself, ‘Lies! Twenty-eight degrees is the perfect temperature!’

And then I remembered that Queenslanders exist.

[electricpentacle]

And how Scots react:

[catboy-osha]

A strange, alien figure approaches, matching the description of a child Mer recently found. They appear to be at least a little nervous.

@chaos-harbinger

meow

[catboy-osha]

*pets you*

mrow

[catboy-osha]

Merry Christmas!

[Hands over some presents]

@union-of-mad-scientists

Whats chwistmas??? Tank u fow the boxes!! (Catboy seems unaware that presents have stuff inside)

[union-of-mad-scientists]

“They have toys inside!” Mer smiles. “Christmas is a holiday, and part of celebrating involves giving people presents - especially parents to their children.”

[catboy-osha]

Tank you mom!!!! I love all my pwesents!!! (Catboy moves to sit in the boxes, then picks up a cat kick toy and plays with it)

[catboy-osha]

Merry Christmas!

[Hands over some presents]

@union-of-mad-scientists

Whats chwistmas??? Tank u fow the boxes!! (Catboy seems unaware that presents have stuff inside)

[catboy-osha]

merry christmas :DD

Whats chwistmas???

[union-of-mad-scientists]

It was time - past time. Waiting any longer would do no good. Taking a deep breath, Gary splits itself into a few separate bodies. It needed to apologize, to everyone, and that would be best accomplished in smaller groups. It didn’t like being split this way much, but it could be done.

It appears before the victims, posture appropriately apologetic.

[ @jackiethedetermined-osha @osha-artist-official @runaway-osha @catboy-osha  Kid group 1 ]

[catboy-osha]

gawy why… all I ask is whyyyy?

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Gary almost chuckles. “Because I am an idiot, and because I am strong - you are all like tissue paper to me, it is… difficult, not to worry constantly. I finally cracked is all.”

[catboy-osha]

U awe suwpwisingly powewful… will it happen again?

[union-of-mad-scientists]

“No. I promise it will not. I swear it on my true name,” [an almost-sound, that brings to mind the Fabric of Space]

Gary lets out a breath. “And I will put everything back, soon. Once I have finished my apologies.”

[catboy-osha]

I dont weally twust u but alwight… (catboy appears oblivious to the significance of Gary using his true name)

[union-of-mad-scientists]

It was time - past time. Waiting any longer would do no good. Taking a deep breath, Gary splits itself into a few separate bodies. It needed to apologize, to everyone, and that would be best accomplished in smaller groups. It didn’t like being split this way much, but it could be done.

It appears before the victims, posture appropriately apologetic.

[ @jackiethedetermined-osha @osha-artist-official @runaway-osha @catboy-osha  Kid group 1 ]

[catboy-osha]

gawy why… all I ask is whyyyy?

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Gary almost chuckles. “Because I am an idiot, and because I am strong - you are all like tissue paper to me, it is… difficult, not to worry constantly. I finally cracked is all.”

[catboy-osha]

U awe suwpwisingly powewful… will it happen again?

[union-of-mad-scientists]

It was time - past time. Waiting any longer would do no good. Taking a deep breath, Gary splits itself into a few separate bodies. It needed to apologize, to everyone, and that would be best accomplished in smaller groups. It didn’t like being split this way much, but it could be done.

It appears before the victims, posture appropriately apologetic.

[ @jackiethedetermined-osha @osha-artist-official @runaway-osha @catboy-osha  Kid group 1 ]

[catboy-osha]

gawy why… all I ask is whyyyy?

[politijohn]

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Mer spots @catboy-osha and @osha-artist-official, and approaches them.

"Hey, how have you two been holding up? I know the other kids are having a rough time, and I wanted to check in and see if you were too."

[nfjsjfjskfijekfnsbsk-deactivate]

i threw up three times but other than that i think im good. 

[union-of-mad-scientists]

Mer frowns, and pats Soran on the shoulder. "Well, at least you're doing better now. I'll figure out a way to get us back... eventually."

[catboy-osha]

im alwight. why is gawy doing this?

[morickyyy]

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[wizard0rb]

this was the last good moment

[catboy-osha]

your lovely brother is turning into you /j

yeah so hi i think this is the first time ive talked to you outside of when our family gets together

Hiiii!!! Awe u becoming a catboy too???

[nfjsjfjskfijekfnsbsk-deactivate]

kind of

i bought cat ears lol

[catboy-osha]

U wanna come to my place and be cats togethew?