[catboyuri]

[jadedpreschooler]

DATA LINK ACQUIRED

RETRIEVING YUMMIES FROM THE MAINFRAME

[glavilio]

fragment of a scandinavian textile, 1500 (via wikimedia)

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[taxidermycatgirl]

[skittay]

at work: i will start every project and clean my room and learn a new language and read a book and exercise

at home: 20 more rounds of MOVES LIKE GASTER || Deltarune Parody of "Moves Like Jagger" please

[27thfirefly]

subtextjob from a girl with huge implications

[saltedume]

[redstonedust]

oh of course i love werewolves! theye just big puppers haha. what a good boy doggo. me when my werewolf boyfriend chases his tail and goes awooooo haha. ohhhh wait youre one of the ones that destroys stuff and bites people? :/ i dunno thats like... scary.......... you say you 'cant control it' but like are you sure you're not just making excuses? this meme i found on tiktok says werewolves are just silly puppies. why cant you be a normal werewolf. whats wrong with you.

[ruffledwizard]

[the-quasar-hero]

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

[mayhamster]

Holy fuck

[catboyuri]

spam likers will get a " what are we " dm

[novakstogive]

Sam & Dean Winchester SUPERNATURAL — 1.04 "Phantom Traveler"

[perfectframes]

Audition (1999)

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer]

asgore undertale: I'm sorry dr gaster funding is very tight right now and I just don't think we need a .. "child willpower extraction machine," at this time

gaster: 👍

gaster making his game three years later: asgore is a homeless pedophile

[wildgifthorses]

You know that a fanartist is just uncontrollably horny for someone when that character's knees are always red as fuck. The redder and shinier someone's knees are relative to their overall complexion the more the artist wants to fuck them

[malinaa]

John Steinbeck, East of Eden

[qelflinq]

we’re all fraggles in the eyes of the rock