@eattheschoolboy - Tumblr Blog

unfortunately brain damage from a seasonal cold has caused me to become completely disinterested in romance and sex, and all social interaction, which would be fine, except that i don't know how my house will get clean if i don't have a girlfriend, plus i only know how to buy food from apps, so yeah im kinda fucked, unless a really kind an special girl happens to me, would that be you?

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Like i love your hands cause your fingerprints are like no other i love your eyes and their blueish brownish greenish color i love that when you smile that you smile wide

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and at the end my brother was like wow..... better love triangle than Twilight..... Because of losing my own mother and father and if she goes than what have I got It's Only About The Garden and I don't know what's wrong with my voice. It shouldn't be this high. It should be Lowerrr It should be Looowwerrrr. I Love Her Like A Mother.

wtf was going on in april i dont even remember

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we just found out that pedobear has big sparkling eyes these days and is really nice to me also

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gee if they only had songs about having phone sex with minors in 1963

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Keep your pictures because It might mean more to me than it ever would to you

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*sincerely impressed* You can imagine anything?

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The psychological thriller of figuring out what you want and what you’re going to do about it

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If i worked in a grocery store id just be walking up to people like Hey man welcome to blueberries i hope you have a great time Id be wandering around welcoming people to tomato and green onion and theyd fire my ass because i also killed someone because i went crazy

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opened waht i thought was a panic at a disco song lyrics tab but it was something else. brendon urie said this?