bad literature memes

yossarian would be proud

[catch-22-incorrect-quotes]

Yossarian:can you toss me my keys?

Aarfy: *throws a radio at Yossarian*

Yossarian: I said my keys.

Aarfy: I thought you said radio.

Yossarian: Why the fuck would I say radio?

[catch-22-incorrect-quotes]

Doc: McWatt, do you want to talk about your feelings?

McWatt: No.

Yossarian: I do.

Doc: I know.

Yossarian: I'm sad.

Doc: I know.

[catch-22-incorrect-quotes]

Yossarian: What's my name?

Wintergreen: Your name is Yossarian, but you asked me to call you vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina

[tofu-rebecca]

Yossarian standing before a white board that says “murder”: There is only one thing worse than a murder.

Yossarian: *tears off a paper to reveal the phrase “Kid Sampson’s”*

Yossarian: Boom.

McWatt: *gasp* Kid Sampson!

Yossarian: Nooo.