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Shearing half a sheep seemed a simple way to show a season's growth of wool, but photographer Cary Wolinsky was wrong. The half-shorn sheep tended to lose their balance and topple to wool-ward. It took many tries before merino sheep number 30 “became our hero," Wolinsky said.
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Join me every on a holiday journey, to meet the nine reindeer who bring gifts to all of Deerkind. We will meet a new friend every day until Christmas!
Who are you looking forward to? Will you recognize your favorite caribou when they land on your roof for carrots and treats?
All are invited to play in our reindeer games!
A Cornstalk Fiddle
(Part 1/?)
And here they are! The first three pages of a fan comic, based on @notbecauseofvictories brain altering fic 'A Cornstalk Fiddle'. Read more below if you're interested in where this comic came from and where it’s going :))
What we call "ponies" are actually 3 different species that have managed to intertwine with each other through centuries of love and friendship.
Earth ponies are unique in their strength and solid, powerful hooves built for running and moving heavy objects. Ancient ponies only displayed earth tones in their fur and hair, but even one pegasus ancestor many generations ago can imbue colorful hues to all their descendents.
Pegasus are completely covered in feathers, with long feathers forming crests much like horses' mane and tails. They are usually the smallest species, but some exceptions do appear. Hooves are usually small and cloven, with prehensile dewclaws for gripping branches and perching in trees.
Unicorns are much closer to deer than horses, and their horns are actually a set of two antlers that wind around each other from a single base. The coiled structure pulls magic from the world around them and concentrates it at the tip, allowing the unicorn to cast whatever spells it wishes, while the other species can only use magic for flight and affecting the environment.
That is, until new alicorns began to ascend and through their power, grant magical properties to intangible concepts like friendship and love
Alicorns are mysterious, ethereal giants who fill the entire sky as they pass by. They are not a mix of unicorns, pegasus, and earth ponies, but a creature beyond any of the species; an ascended form that could supposedly happen to anyone... But but that's just an old foals' tale. Right?
Neither unicorn nor pegasus, Alicorns appear to have traits from both species, but are so much more beyond that.
The first alicorns are known as The Two Sisters, a pair of unicorns with magic so potent, they changed the face of the sky forever. After growing wings, the young alicorns were called princesses and treated like royalty, thanked for their gift of the sun and moon. But as time went on, it became clear that these were not simply horses with extra features, but something else entirely.
When mature, alicorns are massive deities that stretch across the sky, ferrying the sun and moon to all corners of the world, leaving magic and dreams in their wake.
Being larger than the tallest mountains, goddesses generally don't interact with ponies on an individual basis. When they do, it is a terrifying honor; one that will alter the course of your life forever. Listen to the Sun speaking into your mind, and pray you are still the same pony when she is done.
The chosen one of The Sun itself
Twilight Sparkle started off as a promising magic student, shrugging off friendships for the sake of spells and history. Her teachers encouraged this, seeing the potential of ancient spellcasters within her, but it was not to last.
The Goddess of the Sun saw potential beyond sorcery, and commanded the young filly to leave school and foster interpersonal relationships with her fellow ponies.
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Through adventure and love, Twilight's magic began to manifest as powerful boons surrounding the concept of friendship itself. Rather than being the patron of the sun or moon, she had become the pillar of platonic love, creating castles and saving kingdoms with a team of ponies linked by love for one another.
The Sun believed she had reached her true potential and unlocked within her a power not seen for thousands of years. Wings and horn marked her as something beyond the three species of pony so far seen in the world. The populace called her a princess and treated her with reverence, but her friends treated her just the same.
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Ascension to Godhood is not an instantaneous process, but something she was able to process and accept as the years went on. As her power grew, so did her size, elongating into the ethereal proportions seen in the Sun and the Moon. She continued to spend time with her friends until age claimed them one by one.
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The Goddess of Friendship is the most connected to mortals of any of the deities. She treks across the globe to commune with people, give advice, and socialize, but most reliably found near her mortal home in Ponyville. She hasn't spoken aloud since the last of her friends made as a mortal passed away, but that doesn't mean she is quiet. With her growing power and size, so comes a bigger capacity for friends and relationships. While the other deities' manes dissolve into clouds, Princess Twilight's hair falls to the earth as thick ropes. These ropes are actually cables that allow a mortal pony to communicate with her, getting an immediate response and sparking conversation that can go on for hours. The fact that hundreds or thousands of ponies can do this at once does not diminish or distract from every single one of her companions and students. That is the magic of friendship. As centuries and millennia pass, her connections will spread across Equestria and eventually the world, uniting herself with ponies and people of all species, and uniting them with each other
The Princess of Love is a very young Goddess, only a bit older than the mortal unicorn she took as her husband. Her domain is the romantic spark between ponies; her mane curling into mist that enhances those feelings and imbue them with magic. Under her influence, acts of love become power that spreads harmony and peace, keeping all sorts of evil (be they villainous plots or just bad weather) at bay.
As patrons of immaterial concepts ascend to godhood, the world changes to become richer and more complex. Entire new schools of magic are born; simple parts of life become divine.
Godhood is not without cost, however. Of course a being whose whole deal was love would fall into it. She may have tried not to, but a royal and their personal guard is a tale as old as time. Through times good and bad, the couple's love strengthened one another and fortified the land around them, even as the years wore on.
No goddess before had taken a spouse in a mortal. They watched over each other, giving comfort, inspiration, and magic. Together, they changed the old and heralded the new. They created something that had never been seen before
or since
did i kill somebody with michelle obama and forget about it
millie defeats sexism
[ID: A screenshot of a Warrior Cats’ book. It reads, “But,” Firestar went on, “we will strengthen patrols on the ShadowClan border and hopefully catch this warrior and find out what he’s up too.”
“I’d like to be the one who catches him,” Lionblazed hissed.“
“Or her,” Millie countered.]
ok actually i did some real human tasks today so i am going to talk about this more because i have time now.
This line bothers me. I don’t like it. I don’t like that they included it.
It’s not that I’m saying like, “I, Scout Casey, hate it when books are feminist,” that is not what’s happening here. If anything, it’s more like… okay, starting from a baseline here.
Sexism doesn’t exist in Warriors. I mean, it does, but it doesn’t. What I mean by that is that the patriarchy as a social superstructure is not extant within the worldbuilding, from the perspective of the authors. It still is very clearly there, and even very obvious from the perspective of anybody who knows, like feminist theory 101, but it is not there because the authors want it to be there, it is there because the authors tried to present an egalitarian society, and fucked it up by virtue of being from a non-egalitarian society and having (seemingly mostly unexamined) internal biases of their own which caused them to think certain things were ‘equal’ when they were not.
But like, if you examine the rules of Clan society as presented, there are only two cases of clear structural sexism - the ‘medicine cats cant have kits’ thing, and the ‘female leaders/deputies shouldnt have kits’ thing. In the case of the former, it seems very clear to me that the authors do not realize that this rule is sexist, because they are stupid. In the case of the latter, it only crops up with Bluestar and Leafstar, and in both of these examples, it is implicit that the Erins actually more or less agree with the rule because in both cases, the characters’ leadership is impaired or hindered by their having children, because the authors are sexist and lack imagination and therefore literally don’t know how to write an egalitarian society even though they seem to want to.
Before we move on, a couple of notes:
Yes, I know I’ve pointed out before that Bluestar’s story is Vicky’s self-insert feminist vent fic about sexism in the workplace, and yes, I know I’ve argued before that the ending to that story - that Bluestar made the right choice in giving up her children - was an anti-patriarchal statement on her part. But she also set it up a situation where a character has to choose between her children and her career because she is incapable of handling both, and the reader is to understand that the reason this is true because of her gender. People are complicated and so are stories.
I’m talking about structural sexism here because we’re talking about worldbuilding. Social sexism (like, person-to-person discrimination) is also a thing, but it’s more of an individualized thing and so less relevant to the conversation and also less my area of interest/expertise.
Anyway, back to the main thread of this whole thing. My point is: Clan society is meant to be read as a gender-egalitarian society. It’s clearly not, but that is the author’s intent, in my belief. Even if there are moments where the sexism is obvious, the story functions better if the reader suspends their disbelief and pretends it isn’t there.
So right off the bat, it bothers me that they collapse this worldbuilding. Your suspended disbelief is snapped, and because you have to stop suspending your disbelief, you also have to consider all the moments of sexism that you’ve encountered in these books in the past. They literally shine a spotlight on it. And then they don’t address it. You just have to live in this world now, where the story no longer works because sexism does exist and it’s a clear issue that they just won’t acknowledge. But because you, the reader, have a brain, it’s all you want to think about now, but they refuse to talk about it even though they just forced you to look at it.
And like, it would be one thing if they did this for the sake of setting up a shallow aesop about sexism. I would be fine with that; it’s the sort of thing that’s pretty typical for a children’s book, actually, to have supposed egalitarianism and then introduce sexism solely for the purpose of quickly defeating it and then going on pretending it doesn’t exist. I mean, I don’t love that kind of writing for a number of reasons obviously, but it’s typical of the genre, and it at least has an ostensibly good moral. Like if they had had Toadstep say something like “Dovepaw is worse at hunting because she’s a girl” and then Dovepaw proves him wrong and he learns his lesson, that’s fine, whatever, I can live with it. It still sucks, but it sucks for the sake of making an attempt, however poor, at teaching children not to be misogynist little shits.
But that is not what this is! This is a joke. They toss their own worldbuilding out the window for a moment of comic relief that isn’t even fucking funny. You have to stop suspending your disbelief because they wanted to make Millie slightly more sympathetic by giving her a shitty, shallow quip.
And then it doesn’t… go anywhere? It doesn’t set the characters up to talk about sexism. The conversation doesn’t even linger here - Millie’s line is the most throwaway of all throwaways. The rest of the conversation is just about the dumb border dispute without even a transition away from the topic of gender discrimination. So like, again, they make you think about the sexism and then immediately outright refuse to acknowledge it.
What lesson is this teaching? Well, let’s break down the scene real quick. What happens is:
Firestar uses the ‘he’ pronoun as a default/gender neutral pronoun for an unknown third party.
Lionblaze follows suit.
Millie pointedly uses the ‘she’ pronoun as a default/gender neutral pronoun for an unknown third party, passively criticizing Firestar and Lionblaze’s gender bias.
The narrative moves on as though Millie has said nothing. Firestar and Lionblaze do not apologize or acknowledge her criticism, and learn nothing. The issue never comes up again.
I want to be generous, but I think the best you can get from this is, like, maybe a weak “you should stand up for women’s issues even when they seem petty and small.” That’s me really trying to defend the text here. I could argue that that’s what is being said in a paper, probably. But it wouldn’t be very honest of me.
If I’m being truthful, I think the messages you get from this scene, in order, are:
Men are sexist, habitually.
Women resist sexism habitually, but it affects nothing in the long or short term.
Sexism is an exceedingly petty concern, especially in comparison to Real Problems like when other kitty cats step over your imaginary xenophobe piss lines. Men being sexist doesn’t actually negatively affect anyone.
It’s okay when men do not apologize for being sexist, or even realize that they are being sexist; they can still be, from a narrative perspective, perfect heroes. Hell, they can even be actual Christ figures. (Because note that it’s Firestar of all characters who uses the default ‘he’ first.)
The women who resist sexism are not very pleasant women anyway. (Because note that it’s Millie, the shrewish, overprotective mother, who gets this line, and not a molly the narrative has deemed as sweet and kind and feminine like Leafpool or Poppyfrost or somebody.)
So in short, they ruin their own worldbuilding, make one of the more tired The Doctor Was His Mother-level feminist jokes ever made, and force you to think about how sexist they are… all for the sake of being even more sexist. But it’s under a veneer of Hashtag Girl Power, so it flies under the radar and even gets presented as a feminist argument.
I would literally prefer them not to acknowledge the misogyny at all.
shetoyoungforyoubro:
I dont know man, toasters are pretty hot…..
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Surprise, Surprise... The author handled the Reynolds affair terribly
no but like... actually
"Breeder's approval"
This is canon actually
Oh she fucked Marie Antoinette! Good for her!
Well... We're 300 pages in and The Reynolds affair has not even been mentioned