dyin' ain't much of a living, boy

joe anoa'i ⊘ dad, athlete, sushi enthusiast ⊘ gmail: themerchvndise ⊘ (plotting stuff)

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Apparently there’s a website you can sign up for that tracks your internet history and sends a notification to a “trusted friend” every time you look at porn to hold you accountable for your actions. Can’t imagine anything much more weird than that.

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i’ve been doing a really shitty job on the dash on joe lately because i’ve been busy but i’m trying to be better so!!! if you’d like to plot at all, check out his plot page here and give this a like and i’ll message you. i’m pretty open to anything with him so if you have any plots in mind that’d be helpful :)

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They’re slicing the tiniest little radish or some shit with reckless abandon

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People who use the mandolin slicer with no guard on it during cooking competition shows stress me out

[with-practice]

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I love shows in Baltimore because it always means Jimmy’s and a giant lobster or two

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It’s 8PM and this guy’s ready for bed

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I just got a text that a package is arriving at my house on Wednesday but I genuinely have no clue what it is. I haven’t ordered anything in weeks.

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One of the greatest feelings in the world is when you think you ate the last nugget/fry/M&M/whatever, but then you reach in the bag and there’s still one left.

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There’s a lot of gray showing up in my beard nowadays and I’m not sure how to feel

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It even crossed my mind “I should check and make sure I spelled his name right before I send this” but then I was like nahhh. Dumbass.

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he’s a big boy let him have a liddle fun

[mrlovenstein]

Please keep having fun. I’ll sleep in the yard.

Secret Panel HERE!

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Feeling like a dumbass because I had to write an email to a guy and wrote his name down in two places so I wouldn’t forget and then I spelled his name wrong when I actually sent the email

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@squidlifecrisis He can get a damn job.

@ultraviolentlly I’m hungry too! That’s why I had a slice of pizza!

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@sxstardustx You can have him.

@squidlifecrisis He can get his own damn pizza.

@ultraviolentlly I should. Fuck Jeremy.