Memoirs of King Catboy II

I almost always understand what you mean when I can actually hear what you're saying DOG MARRIAGE

[catfunkboy]

I think we should all have riders for everything we attend.

You want me come to your party, cool you need to provide me with a can of cola and a packet of mccoys.

[catfunkboy]

Outside

[catfunkboy]

[catfunkboy]

Scotlands great.

Not in shot. A drunk guy screaming at everyone and only calming slightly due to a baby being near.

[catfunkboy]

Btw the dog has insta if you want to follow him

He’s the.pods,paws

[catfunkboy]

Summer sun.

[catfunkboy]

Been walking the dog mostly and trying my best.

[catfunkboy]

The new @thexcerts album is really fucking good if you are me or Hannah and maybe 3 other people.

Thanks boys for making me an album.

[catfunkboy]

[catfunkboy]

Every so often there’s just more buttons

[catfunkboy]

W A R M

[sztupy]

[catfunkboy]

Haiti diss on full blast.

[torchickentacos]

"I asked ChatGPT-" okay well I asked one of the skyrim innkeepers, and she told me to slay the dragon at Autumnwatch Tower and then she glitched through the floor and I had to reload a save

[catfunkboy]

Two things from today one is a bumblebee.

The other is a sausage roll made with square sausage. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

You’ll never guess which one is the bee.

[catfunkboy]

I got stung by nettles but I also saw a heron flying.

Really enjoying outdoors just now, I can’t wait to take the frog out to see bugs and stuff round the reserve.

[catfunkboy]

I would like to be on my phone so much less.

But also, it’s where all my friends live.