ALL THAT PRAISES HEAVEN SLANDERS EARTH

Γῆς παῖς εἰμι καὶ Οὐρανοῦ ἀστ(ερόεντος)· Ἀστέριος ὄνομα· δίψηι δ' εἰμ' αὖος· ἀλλὰ δότε μοι πιεῖν ἀπὸ τῆς κρήνης 🧿 ὄλβιε καὶ μακαριστέ, θεὸς δ' ἔσηι ἀντὶ βροτοῖο.” ἔριφος ἐς γάλ' ἔπετον She 28

[rednines]

[doggirldick]

imagine if cocks could self-lubricate, like they could secrete ooze

[doggirldick]

[squeakitties]

physical tf. mechanical tf. surgical tf. science-based tf. imagine

[squeakitties]

go into the critter-shaped pressurized injection mold a human body obviously can’t fit inside of properly . it will be fun i prommy

[girlstinkgood]

Girl who talks in marvel style quips: uhm so apparently I huff sweaty armpits now? So that just happened

[akashicrecord]

I am just a cow meant to be milked by a German twink named Hans or some shit

[silviacrossdresser]

From German magazine Lustige Blätter, 1932.

[sharkstonbarkston]

tbh i do hope that pjackk is alive and well and at peace

[fullrnetalwindbreaker]

i hope that son a bitch is nothing but rust and bones

[gaycop]

i hope i get a shiny red bicycle for my birthday

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[unioncarbidesuperfan66]

library classification labels

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[corantus]

on sunday a pipe burst in the ceiling above my desk (getting sewage water & debris everywhere) and all of my electronics got destroyed, including my computer & tablet. at least $2000 worth of stuff (including my external hard drives with my all my art from the past decade)

thankfully at least my current computer’s hard drive survived. but everything else got wrecked. i’m going to consult an attorney but i don’t know what’s going to happen with my landlords. i do comms fulltime as my only income & i can’t work until i get my computer & tablet replaced

i’m sorry for the delays on comms because of this, will try to keep everybody updated

[corantus]

thanks for all the kind messages on this - i didn’t want to try crowdfunding til i had a better idea of what i’ll need. but it’s going to be $700 to replace my laptop & tablet:

Support Ted "corantus" Kaufman

Support Ted "corantus" Kaufman

[corantus]

523/700 !!! i am so absurdly grateful 🥲

[trans-neptunian-objects]

Feels like it's just me and my female hysteria against the world sometimes.

[ttnn77]

DNI IF YOURE SANE

[egberts]

blast my stupid baja life

[chortlebot]

before someone screenshots this and posts it elsewhere this is me

[mxrderscenes]

writing is so funny because i could write nonstop for 9hrs and then hit a block where im like "how do i transition between this moment and the next?" and then i just dont touch it for 6 months

[galadrieljones]

Serious advice tho if this happens, it's likely because you already wrote past the end of the scene and wandered too far from the more logical transition point, and you should go back to the last time the writing felt "unforced" and cut everything after.

You can also just skip the transition. Really good writing can span years in a single sentence, like you can just authoritatively state fact and your reader will go with it.

[xalphafox]

This is GOLD! You just saved me like thousands of therapy costs lmao

[headspace-hotel]

When I was writing my fic last few months the strategy I used was "just skip all the scenes I don't want to write" and it worked great in my opinion

[wizardnuke]

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

[wizardnuke]

governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

[chotimoti]

[wizardnuke]

hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating