can i take ur order?

[hundredyardclown]

scared to ask the librarian about this poster...

[floweramon]

This is an editted version of a classic Garfield poster:

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

THE WHITE GOO WAS IN THE ORIGINAL?!

[giftofgabber]

Don’t give kids cheerwine. Unless you want them running around and viciously attacking people and things with hastily assembled weapons and toys.

[pissvortex]

tumblr witches i need you to align your crystals or whatever you do and pour all of your magic energy into the buffalo bills right now

[pissvortex]

Bills are playing the Ravens in the playoffs again. Tumblr witches I need you for one last job

[pissvortex]

ITS WORKING

[pissvortex]

Thank you tumblr witches. Please consider casting protective seals against Patrick Mahomes’ dark magic next week

[pissvortex]

Tumblr witches please their rituals are already starting

[tomorrowillbeyou]

maths enjoyers and bug enjoyers and horror movie enjoyers and so forth all need to come together and unite against the common enemy of people telling you how much they hate something as soon as you mention you like it

[tomorrowillbeyou]

literally can't believe i have to say this but i actually don't? want to hear about how much you hate maths in the tags? people are missing the point of the post it isn't about which of these things you like and don't like and which should be added or removed it's about having the basic decency to not constantly tell people you hate their interests when nobody asked. which you're failing to do right now.

[feralbiologist]

[abalidoth]

EVERY FUCKING TIME.

[shoomlah]

My first 3D model, made after playing Riven (1997):

and my latest, made for Riven (2024):

[junglejim4322]

“Touch me while your bros play grand theft auto” the tortured poet screams

[junglejim4322]

Many people think this lyric is stupid but they don’t know that she actually channeled the spirit of a closeted 13 year old gay boy and let him ghost write this for her because she’s an ally. So that’s that

[xianta]

He's silly!!

[lakevida]

i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles

[cosmonautroger]

Hebden Bridge, Calderdale, West Yorkshire (England)

[princefuckyouknickers]

[wizardsisananimal]

happy wizard wednesday i've been in the balloon

[wizardsisananimal]

where thr hell am i

[popepauljohn]

[powerburial]

knights of the old republic

[failchild]

this article is behind a paywall but i'm obsessed with the headline + photo combo

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[zagreus]

in the basketball court of the crimson king

[progsuggestion]

the faded lines of high school gyms

are stuck upon with gum

I plant my ass in bleachers seats

the tournaments begun

the purple mascot does his dance

the cheer team says their thing

three pointers will soon be shot

in the court of the baller king

[skarchomp]

this account will NOT be posting any jumpscares or screamers this Thanksgiving

[legitimately]

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

[neon-slime]

reblog to give a mutual a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars in cash

[pydiyudie]

[smol-blue-bird]

sometimes when I'm bored, I go through the list of recent bad faith Wikipedia edits that have since been reverted. a lot of them are politically contentious/offensive topics that attract crazies and trolls in general, but sometimes there are completely innocent inoffensive articles that people attack for no reason. some guy yesterday vandalized the article on the chemical element francium

[thirdchoiceurl]

Francium IS a stupid element. It has a half life of 22 minutes and barely exists at all, only naturally occurring as a product of the extremely rare alpha decay series ²³⁵U ➝ ²³¹Th ➝ ²³¹Pa (𝜷 decay) ➝ ²²⁷Ac ➝ ²²³Fr (1.38% chance). There’s less than a gram of it on earth at any given moment. It has no uses to anybody and it isn’t even the most reactive group 1A element due to relativistic effects fucking up its electron binding energies. Stupid substance.

If you somehow asked a genie to get you a gram of Francium in a sealed vial so you could do an experiment with it, the genie would just give it to you because the enormous amount of radioactivity it produces would instantly vaporize the sample and cook you alive. Absolute dogshit isotope and its synthetic siblings are just the same but worse

[bimyheel]

found the guy