sam wilson brainrot

andrea - 21 - she/they

[funnytwittertweets]

[male--wife]

started watching the boys and I must say. i do like these boys

[bby666k]

every episode of The Boys

homelander: i am going to brutally murder everyone you have ever loved if you don’t make everyone pay attention to me

frenchie: oui oui mon coeur my childhood was extremely traumatic. i would die for you hughie

MM: butcher this is the last time……………. then i’m Out For Good

butcher: croikey blimey bollocks on a wagon i’m gonna kill someone against everyone’s wishes and upset hughie. cunt

hughie: i am so terrified. i have peed my pants 3 times consecutively, but i have to sacrifice myself to save my girlfriend and some random extras from evil superman so i can return home and dissociate

maeve: (lying) i’m not helping u. ur on ur own

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

Cockroach? What about cuntroach. #feminism

[southfarthing]

he's a 10 and in this hour he does not believe that any darkness will endure

[extervus]

Peak gender expression is when you're called both sir and shawty by two different customers within five minutes of each other

[extervus]

[catgirlcap]

éomer with théoden and grima in the beginning of two towers

[mityenka]

omg i need to know everyone’s top 4 movies on letterboxd actually please tell me

[daforgeharbour]

real bffs vulcan kiss each other

[catgirlcap]

i have not had a Normal Thought in a thousand years and christ in heaven i will not start now

[leninisms]

[wizardpotions]

COMPUTER HUNGRY FEED IT DUST AND HAIR

[batsdotjpg]

computer thirsty feed it linkin_park_-_numbMP3.exe

[foodandfriends]

why are literally the most beautiful girls in the world working meenynum wage type retail jobs. girl youshould be. in a temple. writing poetry. god. I don't fucking know

[jaykanashimi]

[concerningwolves]

sorry i was so weird but you invoked a topic i am incapable of being normal about

[bewaretheidesofmarchyall]

do you see it

[musashi]

alex hirsch, trying to make a fucking cartoon in peace in like 2010: mabel pines canonically thinks alexander hamilton is hot. this joke is funny because of its absurdity! imagine if preteen girls were crushing on alexander hamilton haha.

history: [has its eyes on him]

[transcharliekelly]

charlie day getting hired for pacrim because of charlie kelly: king of the rats will NEVER not be funny to me like this man showed up on set ate spaghetti out of a bag and now it's 2022 and i know nine transmascs named newt