It's actually kind of an instant win scenario. I can see how you'd think it's the other thing, though.
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It's actually kind of an instant win scenario. I can see how you'd think it's the other thing, though.
Depriving you of all comfort and softness save for a single teddy bear. Naturally you begin to bond with it. Bring it everywhere. It begins to be your only source of comfort. You talk to it when lonely. You cuddle it when hurt. It truly is you and Teddy against my cruel nature.
Eventually you earn a little more freedom and comfort. You manage to behave as I have instructed until I'm gone. Then you revert back. You still talk to the bear and bring it with you out of habit. It's the only real conversation you get. So you speak your mind.
Until one day. I come into the place I've hidden you. Phone in hand, I press play on a video. You recognize your voice. Worst yet you recognize the words. It was one of your venting sessions to Teddy. Telling him all about how much you hate being trapped and that I make you do such stupid things. The blood in your veins freeze. I've hurt you for far less. I've broken you totally. You'd just earned a proper bed...
All these thoughts race through your mind until you hear a ripping sound. You look at the source to find me standing there, with your beloved Teddy... or what's left of him anyway. He's now in pieces as I tear him up piece by piece. You feel stupid as your eyes begin to water and you scream for me to stop. Anything to save Teddy. It's so stupid. You're an adult. But you just can't help it. He was your anchor, your rock throughout this ordeal. And now he's being hurt for your mistakes.
Luckily I stop at this point and toss your precious bear back at you. Torn in two pieces your heart breaks. You mourn Teddy for days to come but noticeably your behavior is much improved. There's no more insulting me behind closed doors. No more changes in behavior. You're being a good girl and I tell you as much.
One day after a particularly impressive bout of good behavior you wake up to a present. Naturally you open it to find Teddy. Lovingly repaired and restored to his former glory. A reminder to behave.
“progressive” men when a woman is deemed evil enough that they can call her a bitch 24/7:
spider fursona yeaa yeaa yeaaa
ah yes angels, famously ambitious
the distinctly angelic ambition of being good enough at your tireless thankless war to maybe one day receive praise from up top (the people's headpat medal)
angels can’t even cum, idiot
okay well being the teachers pet is something all girls should aspire to be and it just sounds like youre jealous that you dont get to spend time with her after class
the thing is an angel filled with guilt trying to break its own halo (but can’t because it’s so very restrained) is literally cutes. a halo is a kind of collar in that way
what the hell. you’re a bad person.
plus angels don’t even get punishments…?
what do you mean those don’t come off, everything it’s wearing gets taken off before punishment. that’s how this works.
the halo is part of the angel it’s not clothes!
angel that tells you the halo can't be moved from that position but you catch it up late at night handwashing the halo in the kitchen sink
gently grabbing my bird mutuals and holding them there in my hand so they can see the paper as i write down their information and catalog all their traits before fitting them into a little baggy and hanging them upside down by their talons ok?
Being an angel means im not not a birdgirl
Which means all these posts are really really scary
If i was a bird though id be a red winged blackbird cause im pretty and never back down
angels are what happens when a girl‘s ambition outpaces her common sense
gets really surprised when someone opens the door to my office and slams my laptop in my lap shut so no one sees the bird wing anatomy youtube videos of ppl grabbing the wings and poking the different feathers i have playing
it's important to do this to harpies
recently I've been getting really into luring angelgirls into my secret lair by messing with the magnetic field of the earth to fuck with their cryptochromes.