[catgirlpaws]

hiiii i have tumblr now i guess,,, :3

im yui of the nebula system!

might write a better intro post later, idk this account is semi private anyway so who cares,,,

beware i might be quite horny sometimes and will reblog or post nsfw stuff :3

[toskarin]

ah... your secret technique... in normal circumstances, such a bullet would have no effect on me, but you certainly knew that, my rival... and so, cleverly, you accelerated it with a gun

[dogpuppy]

[taykoutmccleod]

I don't fucking want it then?

[aesungaia]

Everyone's Friend

[headslikekites]

don't think about your life past 9pm teto

[nekomimidusteon]

please stop insulting the princess as you bite and grope her you're starting to teach her funny ideas of what constitutes flirting.,.,...

[just-a-little-dead-inside]

[nohoperadio]

Cavemen didn't have clocks yet, so it was a mystery to them why the sun suddenly started setting and rising an hour later or earlier when daylight savings changed over. Now we know.

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

yeah girls usually whine and moan in their friends' ears. you know, while they desperately hump their legs?

[tsukaui]

a doodle for my bf of our fav eevees.. gay eevees!

[rabbitdyke]

if you're teaching someone something like the stoplight system you can make it fun and sexy. explain the premise. green=go, yellow=slow down/can’t take any more of that right now, red=full stop. start touching them. whisper "what's your color?" in their ear. they're going to say green. start groping them. what's your color? pinch their nipples. what's your color? bite their neck. what's your color? start slapping their ass. what's your color? go harder. what's your color? they're gunna become a babbling mess eventually. they're only going to get rewarded when they answer your question, though. if they stop responding to "what's your color?" then stop until they do. it's a silly sexy way to build trust with someone and get them comfortable with safewording.

[ravengirldick]

my girlfriends keep stripping me, holding me down so I can't cover myself, taking pictures of me, and posting it to the discord with all of my friends in it, and I am very >////< about it

[xylophonetangerine]

woke (adj.) of or relating to replacing Winston Churchill with a picture of a beaver

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"are you gonna take those pills the rest of your life?" you mean my molecules? why surely you wouldn't deprive me of my molecules. they are shaped exactly just so, you see. my molecules

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

do you know how hard someone had to work to make my molecules into their molecule shapes??

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

they invented a new shape of molecule just for me and you want me to what, not absorb it???

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

reblog to remind somebody about their molecules

[my-dailydreams]

[toruandmidori]

[rubybadbug]

show off! 💞

Did this with pencil and pen on the hotel bed at a con to stick up on the wall 😭