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This blog is a compilation of men and women I'm in love with, things I'm interested in, and random things I find funny or cute. If you're looking for history jokes, sarcasm, and funny vines, I'm your girl.

[comrademugsy]

I was eating dinner with my mom and when she went to pay I noticed a “Hooters” frequent diner card or whatever in her wallet. I asked her WTF, and she explained that a friend of hers got a coupon for the grand opening and so a group of them went for lunch just to try it out. This is a group that consists of women from their 50s into their 80s. Apparently the food decent but the service was amazing, and the servers were “all such wonderful girls, so sweet! Said it was nice to take a break from all the gross men they had to deal with.” So they decided to come back. Now they go once a week at least, and the Hooters waitresses fight each other for who gets to serve them. Anyhow I thought it was cute. 

[breelandwalker]

I am all for the idea of a bunch of aunties and grandmas invading a space typically dominated by men acting like gross creepers and just taking the fuck over and being nice to the ladies on staff.

Because who the fuck is gonna argue with an army of polite older ladies?

Nobody, that’s who.

[bob-belcher]

[baapi-makwa]

my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags

[blacktwittercomedy]

[twitterlols]

[humortrain]

[chimerical-twilight]

absolute fucking unit

[highlandvalley]

A museum in Japan spends most of its day refusing entry to 2 cats trying to get in @bijutsu1 https://twitter.com/jiffington/status/1062471505496469504/video/1

[garlare]

LET THEM IN

[thechimie-deactivated20160127]

Horror movie trailer editors struggling to find a children’s nursery rhyme that already hasn’t been used for a different horror movie trailer

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

*creepy child’s voice singing* Milk milk…. lemonade… ‘round the corner… fudge is made

[alexander]

This is what it’s like to be a stats major

[davestrider-blog-deactivated202]

little kids picking up animals makes me incredibly nervous 

[adeles]

I shouldn’t have kept things from you, hidden my shoes, turned down jobs, charity work, worrying that it might make you feel lesser than. But let’s be clear, the problem with our marriage isn’t my family’s money, it’s that you’re a coward. Crazy Rich Asians (2018) dir. Jon M. Chu

[pixie-tot]

why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you

[thelittlemerms]

my personal favorite is when you yawn and they’re like “am I boring you?”

like bitch i’m running on five hours of sleep and chronic anxiety 

[queenixx]

its funny how you say non-millennials as if millennials aren’t offended bei every little tiny thing that could possibly happen

[pyrothorax]

being offended by wearing a coat inside is very different to being offended by violent racism but sure enjoy your tea

[emmersdrawberry]

If you ever question the depths of depravity available to you in Skyrim please refer to this story;

I am unable to finish the Thieves Guild quest because I accidentally killed an essential quest npc. Erikur in Solitude, you probably know him because his sister wont shut up about it. Erikur was the last quest giver I needed to become the master of the Thieves Guild. He is suppose to be essential, as in he cannot be killed ever because important npc is important. 

‘So where is he?’ I hear you asking.

He is gone. 

Gone into my characters tummy. You see, I was fooling around with the glorious weapon that is the Wabbajack and happened to turn Erikur into a sweetroll….and then I ate him. I ate Erikur. He’s gone forever. Into my tummy. 

I glitched out a main questline because I turned a man into a sweetroll and then I c o n s u m e d  h i m.

[aur-eliaa]

[dankxsinatra]

There are consequences for your vore fetish, next lesson

[dduane]

Via Nate Taylor at Twitter.

[loki-is-my-god-now]

I love this

[softlenaluthor]

unmute this if you love rosa diaz

[laughingfish]

THATS HER REAL VOICE?!

[rantingrandall]

[ceisadilla]

rest in peace you fucking toilet cover

[arkhamblogger-deactivated201612]

Do you think Sully was caught, killed, shaved, had his fur turned into a toilet seat cover, and had his body experimented on, all because he was trying to visit Boo at the end of Monsters, Inc.?

It would explain why there was a prequel and not a sequel…

[rantingrandall]

[awkward-but-pan-tastic]

This post just ruined my life

[pr1nceshawn]

Things from my childhood kids today might know nothing about.

[mishasminions]

TELLING SOMEONE TO GET OFF THE PHONE SO YOU CAN USE THE INTERNET

[growthandsecrets]

Siiiigggghhhh

[simplysiminspo]

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