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meaning:

fate is what you make it, despite any freak accident. It is you who makes the next choices.

cinderpelt never really got to doubt herself- there had to be a struggle there. And yellowfang, well, they had to be close for a reason. She understood. She knew what it was like. And she was always there for her apprentice.

thatswhywelovegermany

Germany has 79 major cities (”Großstädte”), which have, by definition, more than 100,000 citizens (numbers are from 2015).

Berlin (3.520.031)

Hamburg (1.787.408)

München (1.450.381)

Köln (1.060.582)

Frankfurt am Main (732.688)

Stuttgart (623.738)

Düsseldorf (612.178)

Dortmund (586.181)

Essen (582.624)

Leipzig (560.472)

Bremen (557.464)

Dresden (543.825)

Hannover (532.163)

Nürnberg (509.975)

Duisburg (491.231)

Bochum (364.742)

Wuppertal (350.046)

Bielefeld (333.090)

Bonn (318.809)

Münster (310.039)

Karlsruhe (307.755)

Mannheim (305.780)

Augsburg (286.374)

Wiesbaden (276.218)

Gelsenkirchen (260.368)

Mönchengladbach (259.996)

Braunschweig (251.364)

Chemnitz (248.645)

Kiel (246.306)

Aachen (245.885)

Halle (Saale) (236.991)

Magdeburg (235.723)

Freiburg im Breisgau (226.393)

Krefeld (225.144)

Lübeck (216.253)

Oberhausen (210.934)

Erfurt (210.118)

Mainz (209.779)

Rostock (206.011)

Kassel (197.984)

Hagen (189.044)

Hamm (179.397)

Saarbrücken (178.151)

Mülheim an der Ruhr (169.278)

Potsdam (167.745)

Ludwigshafen am Rhein (164.718)

Oldenburg (Oldb) (163.830)

Leverkusen (163.487)

Osnabrück (162.403)

Solingen (158.726)

Heidelberg (156.267)

Herne (155.851)

Neuss (155.414)

Darmstadt (155.353)

Paderborn (148.126)

Regensburg (145.465)

Ingolstadt (132.438)

Würzburg (124.873)

Fürth (124.171)

Wolfsburg (124.045)

Offenbach am Main (123.734)

Ulm (122.636)

Heilbronn (122.567)

Pforzheim (122.247)

Göttingen (118.914)

Bottrop (117.143)

Trier (114.914)

Recklinghausen (114.330)

Reutlingen (114.310)

Bremerhaven (114.025)

Koblenz (112.586)

Bergisch Gladbach (111.366)

Jena (109.527)

Remscheid (109.499)

Erlangen (108.336)

Moers (104.529)

Siegen (102.355)

Hildesheim (101.667)

Salzgitter (101.079)

inoffizielles-deutschland

Reblog with how many you’ve been in. My number is 18.

cathadh

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meme overload (credit to @moami)

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All books are just remixes of the dictionary

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Have you ever read Walter Moers? I doubt that dictionaries have “Zamonien”, “Gimpel” or “Tratschwelle” written in them

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Telling a rapist you have HIV is most likely your best line of defense

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and then he tells you “nothing can happen, I’m hiv positive as well” -__-

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Eyelashes are there to protect our eyes, but every time there’s something in your eye, it’s an eyelash.

cathadh

eyeronic

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If you’re a bisexual male, you deal with people thinking you’re secretly gay but trying to avoid attention. If you’re a bisexual female, you deal with people thinking you’re secretly straight and trying to get attention.