#hello world

[windupherois]

after spending multiple days fruitlessly googling "perfume that looks like the movie saw" i finally found it

[swallowtailed]

i have a new trendy suffix to introduce. -shed: "the area from which this resource flows to a given point". as in watershed, but the hydrologists are not content to stop there. the best usage i've seen so far is "problemshed", which is roughly "the area causing problems for a given point". very useful concept tbh

[marcellasdiary]

becoming a fan of katseye and deciding to shift to be apart of the group thinking it would be a fun experience

[starunky]

some art from a couple months back,,,,,

[annemunson]

[avaragebreakcoreuser]

(*´-`)))))))🔪🔪

[thlungoutofspace]

toxic! garsantos x reader...

a/n: i didn't get the garcia hype on tt until i watched the show. meow. neway i have a vision

warnings: garcia is toxic af, santos is sad, reader is messy, f/f/f threesome, strap on usage, cunnilingus

nsfw MDNI

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trinity who is almost okay with being garcia's pastime - yes, she's kind of (definitely) catching feelings, and yes, she wishes garcia would stop sending her mixed signals, and yes, she'd like their relationship to progress further than 'casual', no-sleepover sex, preceded by an awkward dinner of instant noodles and cheap wine that sends trinity spiralling back to her college relationships from hell. but yes, she is almost okay with being garcia's pastime. almost.

enter you. another r2 who transfers to ptmc and instantly clicks with the staff - banter with robby, babysitting for cassie, talking ren fair with mel, and most annoyingly, catching garcia's eye.

garcia starts outright flirting with you right infront of trinity's face. she isn't sure what to do - be angry at garcia for trying to make her jealous? or, feel flattered that garcia would even want to make her jealous?

despite your attempts to make friends with trinity, she's a total bitch to you. and who can blame her? you're everything she's not. personable, well-liked, you made a great first impression on everyone, and garcia isn't afraid to show how much she's into you. meanwhile trinity is the hospital pariah and can't even get a text back.

because ever since you joined the team, yolanda has been ghosting trinity, hard. and trinity can't even be upset, she doesn't have the right to be upset. because they were just 'casual'. so trinity decides: fuck casual, fuck garcia, and fuck you.

what she doesn't know is that you're laying in bed with yolanda, asking her all about trinity. you're waiting for her to kick you out, post casual sex, and you keep pressing her more and more for information about santos.

reader who lowk had a crush on santos to begin with, but ended up getting with garcia to get a reaction out of her. garcia who's lowk a player and loves that two r2s are in competition over her.

asking yolanda questions about her sex life with trinity - getting her to tell you stories of their hookups as she fucks you..?

you successfully put the idea of a threesome in garcia's mind, there's only one problem - how to get trinity to agree

garcia lowk manipulating/love-bombing trinity into coming over and hanging out with the two of you, sharing a few drinks and clearing the air, in the name of fostering a 'non-hostile work environment'

a few drinks in, yolanda starts kissing you, you both sneak glances at trinity's face moving from hurt, to angry, to turned on in a matter of seconds

you pull trinity into the mix and it's a mess of emotions, jealousy and pure, unadulterated horniness. you sit back and watch as trinity kisses yolanda, seeing in the kiss all the hurt trinity has been feeling, and you feel a pang of sadness, or guilt? it doesn't really matter because a few seconds later, garcia is ordering trinity to kiss you.

garcia going on a power-trip with the two of you + you and trinity finally letting your romantic-rival tension snap = everyone is all over eachother

+ three-way kissing, challengers style...

garcia purposefully trying to make trinity jealous by primarily kissing you, touching you, going down on you vs you pulling trinity in, touching her gently and kissing her passionately, trying to make her feel appreciated even while yolanda eats you out

you and trinity fighting over who gets to be fucked by garcia's strap first..? garcia putting you both in your place - she makes the two of you ride her and compares your performances

garcia riling you and trinity up until you both snap and just start kissing and grinding on eachother in anger and passion. maybe garcia doesn't let either of you cum until you promise to all 'get along' at work.

post-nut clarity hits HARD - but garcia keeps seeing you both 'casually' and continues to try turn you against eachother...

(moral of the story don't crack your co-workers)

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a/n: first time writing fanfiction since i was 14 sigh