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Beautiful cinnamon roll, too good for this 🌍, too pure
my ( b e c o m i n g ) was not gentle
i was FORGED in flames…
i was tempered by pain and the fires that scorched through my veins
i was broken, again and again
melted down
remade
reforged
until n o t h i n g remained of who i’d been before
@smxkingimages
❝ And you’re.. sure this is a good idea? ❞
hesitation wavered in bucky’s words. this had been discussed; it wasn’t something sprung on him, and yet he still couldn’t shake the anxiety. he gave a little sigh as he shifted on his feet, collecting his voice again.
❝ I mean.. I'm still getting used to taking care of me, and I get that’s the point of this, but. What if I’m no good at taking care of the thing that’s supposed to help take care of me? ❞
I am an impulsive roleplayer.
I let my muse take the reins and decide what threads to start or reply to in a given day. If the muse doesn’t feel it, it isn’t happening. That doesn’t mean that I hate you or that I no longer want to interact with you; I probably either lost our thread or my muse just said, ‘nah bro.’
I’m sorry I drop threads. I’m sorry I don’t reply to memes. I’m sorry I ignore my asks. I’m sorry I plot things and then don’t do them. I’m an impulsive roleplayer: my muse guides me.
Roleplaying isn’t my job: it’s my hobby. I do it for fun. My muse isn’t my coworker: my muse is my friend. We have fun together. If I started treating this as a job, it wouldn’t be enjoyable for me anymore, and the quality of my content would diminish greatly!
And while we’re on the subject, just because a thread gets dropped does not mean the relationship between our muses is dead!! Thread =/= relationship! We can start something new and continue building their bond! Relationships are important to building new aspects of our muses!
I always want to roleplay with you. Just…perhaps not with that thread. You feel?
Thing is, a lot of the time, I do respond to threads and memes and asks, but it just takes time. Sometimes I’ll respond to one thread three or four times before I even touch another. My muse is fickle and I’m very sorry. If I ever take too long, don’t feel bad about dropping the thread or plotting something else. I’m always down for that!!
send me a heart to learn something about my muse!
❤: does my muse consider themselves a romantic?
♡: how does my muse act, consciously and/or subconsciously, around people they are romantically interested in?
❥: what is my muse’s ideal date?
ღ: how does my muse feel about displays of affection in public and/or in private?
💕: how does my muse express their feelings? do they do through small but meaningful gestures, or through bold declarations?
💘: how does my muse act/react when they first realize that they had a crush on somebody?
💝: what would my muse consider a “perfect gift”?
💓: how does my muse feel about physical intimacy?
💌: how would my muse go about confessing to someone they liked? would they do it indirectly or directly, or maybe not at all?
💟: what are three traits that my muse looks for in a partner?
💙: how would my muse handle seeing their object of affection falling in love with someone else?
💚: how does my muse feel about love? about falling in love? about being in love?
💜: how long might it take for my muse to say “i love you” for the first time?
💛: does my muse believe in love-at-first-sight? in soulmates? in fate?
Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let the pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness.
Iain S Thomas (via minuty)
I’m with you till the end of the line.
john mulaney: kid gorgeous → sentence starters
slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!
❝ Let’s change the subject! ❞
❝ This is a weird conversation and I want to talk about a book I read about World War II.❞
❝ Whoever did kill her only did it to protect her from this world. ❞
❝ Ah, none of us really know their fathers. ❞
❝ I was sitting over on the bench. ❞
❝ You saw what happened and did nothing! ❞
❝ Sometimes, he was gay. ❞
❝ When he was holding back the gay part, he did some of his best work. ❞
❝ I never talked to my dad about that but I figured I’d tell you. ❞
❝ Freebasing is the greatest orgasm known to man. ❞
❝ I’ve been sober now two weeks. Well, weekdays, not weekends. ❞
❝ What was so funny? I wanna know. ❞
❝ None of that matters but it’s important to me that you know that. ❞
❝ Phonebooks don’t leave bruises. ❞
❝ Give us some money! As a gift! We want a gift! But only if it’s money! ❞
❝ I thought I’d be dead in a trunk by now. ❞
❝ You spent it already?! ❞
❝ Where’s the money? ❞
❝ I lived on cigarettes and alcohol and adderall. ❞
❝ Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep? ❞
❝ That’s illegal! They tricked me! ❞
❝ I paid 120,000 dollars for someone to tell me to go read Jane Austen and then I didn’t!❞
❝ If it’s too big you can just wear it as a sleep-shirt. ❞
❝ Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? ❞
❝ Jokes don’t do well in court. ❞
❝ I’m in the phase right before Old. ❞
❝ I am damp all the time. ❞
❝ I am gross. ❞
❝ UGHHHHH – you know, life. ❞
❝ I don’t know what my body is for, other than just taking my head from room to room. ❞
❝ I get super hot in the middle of the afternoon for no reason. ❞
❝ Let’s just not see each other for eight months and it doesn’t matter at all. ❞
❝ I was raised to be nice to everyone in every situation because you never know their story. ❞
❝ A lot of people don’t seem that nice and they seem to be doing fine in the world. ❞
❝ Not everyone thinks the same things are nice. ❞
❝ Famous people are weird as shit. ❞
❝ Your suspicions are correct. ❞
❝ I say ‘knock-knock’ out loud.❞
❝ The world is run by robots and we spend most of our time telling them we’re not a robot. ❞
❝ Think about that for two minutes and tell me that you don’t want to walk into the ocean.❞
❝ It seems like everyone everywhere is super mad about everything all the time. ❞
❝ I try to stay optimistic even though things seem to be getting a little sticky. ❞
❝ I don’t remember that in Hamilton. ❞
❝ I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It’s exhausting. ❞
❝ What do you think they’re celebrating? ❞
❝ I wasn’t raised catholic and I’m fucking glad I wasn’t because it’s a fucked up organization. ❞
❝ That should be the slogan of the catholic church: It’s an hour! ❞
❝ God can’t hear you. ❞
❝ First of all, get out of here with your facts. Just ‘cause you’re accurate doesn’t mean you’re interesting. ❞
❝ A charming anecdote that was fake and never happened. ❞
❝ These meaningless politeness rules! ❞
❝ I would never say that, not even as a joke, that my wife is a bitch and I don’t like her. ❞
❝ My wife is a bitch and I like her so much. ❞
❝ I smoked cocaine the night before my college graduation. Now I’m afraid to get a flu shot. People change. ❞
❝ I was in Connecticut recently, doing white people stuff. ❞
❝ Brush your teeth! Now boom, orange juice! That’s life. ❞
❝ College is a $120,000 hooker and you’re the idiot who fell in love with her.❞
❝ STREET SMARTS! ❞
❝ He could look at a child and guess the price of their coffin. ❞
White Wolf
Incorrect Shakespeare Quotes
Not brought to you by the eloquent playwright is a sentence meme in which history gets a bit of a rewrite. Feel free to change pronouns if necessary.
❝ The course of love screws everyone over at some point. ❞ ❝ This above all: lie to everyone but yourself. ❞ ❝ I will not only speak daggers to her, but use them as well. ❞ ❝ How can one possibly desire too much of such a good thing? ❞ ❝ I hate this place and would unwillingly lose my mind in it. ❞ ❝ To hell with the bounds of modesty. ❞ ❝ Some rise by sin, but all rise by pleasure. ❞ ❝ We heard the cries at a godawful time. ❞ ❝ A man can die a thousand times, but only once will his existence truly end. ❞ ❝ The first thing we do, let’s grill the lawyers. ❞ ❝ Fair is foul, and foul is neither everywhere nor nowhere. ❞ ❝ The game has just begun. ❞ ❝ My salad days, when I foolishly sacrificed the pleasure of juicy burgers. ❞ ❝ Only a fool would wear their heart on their sleeve for the damned crows to peck at. ❞ ❝ Love sought drives us mad, but giv'n unsought makes destroyers of us. ❞ ❝ Men of few words tend to have few conversations. ❞ ❝ Those words are roses planted in the garden of my heart. ❞ ❝ From the tender embrace of life did she leave. ❞ ❝ Nature teaches beasts to avoid man at all costs. ❞ ❝ Though nothing is purely good or purely bad, that certainly doesn’t seem to stop us from considering things as such. ❞ ❝ The lady has every right to protest, and would obviously be wise to keep doing so. ❞ ❝ This is the very hell of love. ❞ ❝ When sorrows come, they come in multiple bottles and glasses. ❞ ❝ We’d be liars if we claimed to know better days. ❞ ❝ The morons will pretend to be geniuses while the geniuses will inevitably shatter the illusion. ❞ ❝ They say that youth and wisdom is the deadliest combination. ❞
YOU’RE A FIGHTER ALL THE WAY DOWN TO YOUR CORE AND N O T H I N G IN THE WORLD COULD K I L L YOU
( ( ( EXCEPT TO KNOW THAT EVERYTHING YOU’RE FIGHTING FOR IS WRONG ) ) )
make me choose: sam wilson or bucky barnes ↳ for anonymous
bucky barnes + the scene that got giffed one too many times
“Well, yeah. I mean, I definitely oversimplified the concept. The hundred and twenty grand was paid over the course of four years, and it was for tuition and housing, and I took other classes, but that’s mainly the gist of it. It’s… Yeah, it’s a pretty common thing, going to college.”
❝ But. Why? ❞
❝ I wholeheartedly agree with living at one’s school, perhaps, getting out of one’s comfort zone. Roughing it out somewhere new is good for the soul! But. That seems far too steep a pricetag for some arbitrary piece of paper. ..Especially if you’re not doing anything else besides giving someone money for it. What’s to stop anyone from simply putting the money down and leaving? ❞
-you’re my mission!
-then finish it. cause i’m with you ‘till the end of the line.