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[f-yeah-askmemes]

slightly angstier ship meme

send me a ship and i’ll tell you:

who is more likely to get injured doing small tasks

who worries more about the other

who is more afraid about the other leaving them

who is more likely to leave (for any reason)

who is more likely to drunkenly confess

who is more likely to push the other away (for any reason)

who picks fights more often

who usually apologizes first

who is more likely to withhold their feelings for the other

who is more likely to lash out at the other

who gets more jealous

who is more likely to support the other in a relationship with someone else “as long as they’re happy”:

[f-yeah-askmemes]

domestic ship meme!

send me a ship and i’ll tell you:

who reaches out to new neighbors

who remembers to buy healthy food

who remembers to buy junk food

who fixes the oven when it breaks

who waters the plants/feeds their pet(s)

who wakes up earlier

who makes the bed

who makes the coffee

who burns breakfast

how do they let each other know they’re leaving the house

how do they greet each other when one of them gets home

who brings home little gifts like flowers/chocolates more often

who picks the movie for movie night

their favorite kind of movie to watch

who first suggests a pillow fort

who builds the pillow fort

who tries to distract the other during the move

who falls asleep first

who is big spoon/little spoon

[luxet]

Unusual Asks

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? 

is your room messy or clean?

what color are your eyes?

do you like your name? why?

what is your relationship status? 

describe your personality in 3 words or less

what color hair do you have?

what kind of car do you drive? color?

where do you shop?

how would you describe your style?

favorite social media account

what size bed do you have? 

any siblings?

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?

favorite snapchat filter? 

favorite makeup brand(s)

how many times a week do you shower?

favorite tv show?

shoe size?

how tall are you?

sandals or sneakers? 

do you go to the gym? 

describe your dream date

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?

what color socks are you wearing? 

how many pillows do you sleep with?

do you have a job? what do you do? 

how many friends do you have? 

whats the worst thing you have ever done? 

whats your favorite candle scent? 

3 favorite boy names

3 favorite girl names

favorite actor? 

favorite actress? 

who is your celebrity crush?

favorite movie? 

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? 

money or brains? 

do you have a nickname? what is it? 

how many times have you been to the hospital?

top 10 favorite songs

do you take any medications daily? 

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)

what is your biggest fear? 

how many kids do you want? 

whats your go to hair style?

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) 

who is your role model? 

what was the last compliment you received?

what was the last text you sent?

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

what is your dream car? 

opinion on smoking?

do you go to college? 

what is your dream job? 

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? 

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? 

do you have freckles? 

do you smile for pictures?

how many pictures do you have on your phone? 

have you ever peed in the woods? 

do you still watch cartoons? 

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?

Favorite dipping sauce? 

what do you wear to bed? 

have you ever won a spelling bee?

 what are your hobbies?

can you draw? 

do you play an instrument?

what was the last concert you saw? 

tea or coffee?

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?

do you want to get married?

what is your crush’s first and last initial?

are you going to change your last name when you get married? 

what color looks best on you? 

do you miss anyone right now? 

do you sleep with your door open or closed?

do you believe in ghosts?

what is your biggest pet peeve? 

last person you called`

favorite ice cream flavor? 

regular oreos or golden oreos? 

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? 

what shirt are you wearing? 

what is your phone background?

are you outgoing or shy?

do you like it when people play with your hair?

do you like your neighbors? 

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?

have you ever been high? 

have you ever been drunk? 

last thing you ate? 

favorite lyrics right now

summer or winter? 

day or night? 

dark, milk, or white chocolate? 

favorite month? 

what is your zodiac sign

 who was the last person you cried in front of? 

[those-crazy-meme-nights]

Send "💎💎💎" and My Muse will say three things that comes to their mind when Your Muse's name is mentioned

[starforecaster]

New Year’s Eve asks

⭐️: what was your childhood dream?

🎆: which person influenced you this year the most?

🌌: Name the city/place where you would like to spend next new year’s eve?

🗽: what is your most hidden wish?

🚀: Have you ever had crush on somebody? Did you admit it to them?

🎸: What’s the last thing in your playlist you have listened today?

🥂: Favorite drink?

🌮: Favourite cuisine?

🌈: Three people you will never forget?

🍀: Do you believe in destiny?

🐲: Tell us your sign

👑: Say 5 things you would be able to live without

🤖: who’s your ride or die?

[rp-memes-without-queues]

Curses: Send my muse an object to affect them in some way!

Feel free to alter the times if you want!

Candle: For 24 hours, the afflicted will feel as if they’re burning. Nothing can completely get rid of it’s effect, but being around someone they have treated coldly can lessen it.

Ring: Until the ring is removed, the afflicted will feel powerful, but helpless at the same time. Being in a dangerous situation can heighten the effect, and being near a loved one can lessen it.

Mirror: For 2 days, the afflicted becomes a monster. Only those that love them will recognize who they are, but those who  hate them will see them as a mindless beast.

Glass: For 24 hours, the afflicted will feel as if they are drowning. Being in a dry place will only worsen the effect, but surrounding themself with water will lessen it.

Stone: For three days, the afflicted is turned into a living statue. Great force can cause them to crumble, and cold temperatures can leave them immobilized. Only being around warmth allows them full protection from harm.

Fan: For 24 hours, the afflicted is cursed with malevolence. They will seek only to harm, and any attempt at reason will be misunderstood. Only one who knows them as they truly are will see that they are not acting of their own will.

Doll: For an unknown amount of time, the afflicted will be transformed into a child, and their memories will be altered to fit this change.

[rp-memes-without-queues]

Send 🎁 And an object to give it to my muse!

[bunchamemes]

IN THE FLESH | STARTERS send a prompt or send ✉ for a random starter. triggers apply.

do you ever get afraid?

you shrink with age, you know, like dried fruit.

i hope they find the bastard.

what’s a little dirt between friends?

people don’t like snoopers.

it was a great responsibility, but we shouldered it quite happily.

you weren’t content with the stories, with what they wrote on the walls.

it was a good bone to chew over, though.

things that happen. things you can’t control.

since when has police procedure made sense?

down the hall. turn left and left again. 

that’s why the officers are armed.

be gentle.

like a fucking rat.

so why’s it so important, anyhow?

you can only cover so many scars with a beard.

don’t waste your energy. it’s going to be a long night.

i gave up praying the morning my father died.

nobody tells me what to do. nobody.

i saw my mother. large as life.

why do they tell lies like that?

you’ve got the resources. dig around.

i’ve seen you before. walking by.

[roleplayaskmemes]

Leave “you’ve been on my mind” in my askbox for my muse’s reaction.

[rp-meme-glaceon]

What’s Your Muse like in a Discord Server?

🔡- What’s their Discord Name(s)?

📳- Do they run their own server or simply participate in other people’s servers?

🔢- How many servers are they in?

👁‍🗨- Could they moderate in any servers?

🔆- How often would they use Discord?

👯- How many people have they added as friends? How many have they had to block?

💢- Would they get involved in server drama? How often?

🖌- Would they contribute art or writing to their servers or are they there to meme?

🆗- Would they RP on Discord?

❌- Could they ever get kicked or banned from a server? What for?

〽️- Do they prefer small servers or bigger ones?

[viizla-deactivated20200616]

yule ask meme!

mistletoe: best or worst kiss?

holly: what's one lie you didn't get away with?

evergreens: would you rather be able to live forever or be able to time travel?

ivy: biggest pet peeve?

yew: how do you want to die?

yule log: what's the best or worst thing you've ever done?

brigid: what's the coolest thing you've ever created?

dagda: what's your favorite season?

wassail: what's your favorite thing to drink?

yule: favorite party game (board game)?

winter solstice: favorite holiday?

frankincense: what's a holiday family tradition for you?

myrrh: favorite way to relax?

[gerardseyeshadow]

BoJack Asks

Or as I like to call them, BoJasks

BoJack: Is there anything holding you back in life?

Todd: What’s something you’ve always wanted to do, but have never done?

Diane: Are you happy with your life as it is?

Mr. Peanutbutter: Is ignorance bliss?

Princess Carolyn: When was the last time you did something nice for yourself?

Vincent: What scares you the most about adult life?

Sarah Lynn: What are your vices?

New Mexico: Any regrets?

Horsin’ Around: What are some things that make you nostalgic?

Herb: What are some things on your bucket list? Checked off any?

Secretariat: Who’s your hero?

Hollyhock: What’s something you wish you could feel more confident about?

Kelsey: Ever unintentionally gotten someone else in trouble?

Hollywoo: Are you a fan of grand gestures?

Wanda: What’s something people give you crap about for never having seen/played/heard of?

Beatrice: Are you quick to forgive? Or do you tend to hold grudges?Blarn: What societal norms give you the most grief?

Gina: What’s something you like, but are embarrassed to admit?

Philbert: What is your biggest flaw?

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Soft Affection

Send in an icon for my muse to: 

🎀 Play with your muse’s hair

✋ brush fingers/hold hands

👉 Gently poke or prod yours

💐 give a gift

🎎 sit close enough to brush knees/lean against yours

🛌 take a nap with yours

🖐 tracing fingers against your muse’ skin or over a scar/other

🍫 quietly hand over a treat/food item

☺ stroke your muse’s cheek/face

🧥 be found wearing your muse’s sweater/coat/article of clothing

✨+ add your own

🐱 to reverse

[gvgvdans]

- ; phrases that really hit you where it hurts

“ did you really have to be that honest? ” “ every time i see you i just feel more alone. ” “ you changed me. ” “ was this all just a joke to you? ” “ i don’t want to know. ” “ can we start over? ” “ you make me feel so insecure. ” “ i don’t know if i can love you. ” “ every time i wake up i’m reaching for you … but you’re never there. ” “ of course it meant something! ” “ stop yelling! ” “ i gave up on you a long time ago. ” “ you think i care about you? cute. ” “ did you just forget about me or something? ” “ i still need you. ” “ i wanna say that there’s still hope but sometimes things just don’t go your way. ” “ you said you would keep trying! ” “ no, you ARE strong. ” “ you promised me! ” “ fine. you’ll never see me again, okay? ” “ i gave you everything i had. ” “ your eyes can be so cruel … ” “ i can never do anything right can i !? ” “ i want my life back. ” “ stop crying. ” “ you should go. ” “ don’t come back. ” “ does hurting me make you feel good or something? ” “ just stop it. ” “ i was never in love with you now leave me alone! ”

[persephonememes]

𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐃 /  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠.

❛ What happened? ❜

❛ How are your injuries? ❜

❛ Just promise me you’ll stay here. ❜

❛ You can’t blame yourself. ❜

❛ You know I’m here for you, right? ❜

❛ I’ve never seen you like this before. ❜

❛ When I wake up, you won’t be there. ❜

❛ Okay. You get to leave now. ❜

❛ No. I don’t believe you. ❜

❛ Just.. put down the very sharp knife… ❜

❛ It wasn’t your fault. It hurts. ❜

❛ This isn’t you. ❜

❛ Stop it. ❜

❛ You should be resting. ❜

❛ Are you okay? Did they hurt you? ❜

❛ How can you act like that? ❜

❛ Then why are you still here? ❜

❛ Are you okay? ❜

❛ You can’t live in the past. You gotta move on. Let it go. ❜

❛ And when were you planning on telling me? ❜

❛ What are you, trying to give me a heart attack? ❜

❛ What’s wrong? What happened? ❜

❛ I thought we agreed that secrets are bad! ❜

❛ Sorry. Didn’t want to push any sore spots. ❜

❛ Everything okay? ❜

❛ Do you even know where you’re headed? ❜

❛ I can’t help you unless you talk to me. ❜

❛ Promise me you’re not gonna over-react. ❜

❛ It’s okay, it’s gonna be okay. ❜

❛ Whoa, what are you doing? ❜

❛ Why do you run from me? ❜

❛ You’re changing the subject. ❜

❛ It’s four o'clock in the morning, what are you doing? ❜

❛ You’re bleeding. ❜

❛ You gotta be more careful. ❜

❛ I meant… How are you holding up? ❜

❛ You’re avoiding my question. ❜

❛ I think the worst of it’s over now. ❜

❛ Don’t let fear keep you quiet. You have a voice so use it. ❜

[f-yeah-askmemes]

Send me a ☎ for...

Your muse’s contact name in my muse’s phone.

Your muse’s contact picture in my muse’s phone.

Your muse’s ringtone in my muse’s phone.

Which social media(s) my muse is following yours on (Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook, Pinterest, etc).

The most recent phone call between our muses, and how long it was.

The three most recently sent messages from my muse to yours.

[f-yeah-askmemes]

send me a number to dig into my muse's past

1: how well do you get along with your parents?

2: how well do you get along with your siblings?

3: do you think your parents would be proud of you right now?

4: what kind of childhood did you have?

5: how much have you changed since you were little?

6: when would you say was the moment you started to "grow up"?

7: how was/is your home life? were/are you happy?

8: do you keep in contact with your family? why/why not?

9: what kind of student were you in school?

10: were you a troublemaker or a stickler for rules?

11: were you in any kind of clique in school?

12: what was your favorite subject?

13: were you any superlatives/what would have been the most fitting superlative for you?

14: what kind of clique(s) were you in?

15: were you more popular or more of an outcast?

16: were you ever bullied/did you ever bully anyone?

17: where was your favorite place to hang out?

18: what did you want to be when you grew up? has that changed now?

19: what was your biggest fear(s)? do you still fear those things now?

20: who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend/crush?

21: did you believe in any superstitions/myths?

22: what did your typical friday night look like?

23: what were your favorite movies growing up?

24: what kind of music did you listen to? has that changed now?

25: do you have any regrets?

26: if you could go back in time and change one thing about yourself at any age, what would you do?

27: if you could give your younger self one piece of advice, what would it be?

28: is the person you are now who you expected to be when you grew up?

29: what is the biggest thing that has changed about you?

30: name one positive change and one negative change you've undergone in the past ten years.

31: did you have any bad habits? do you still have them now?

32: what were your biggest hobbies? do you still like the same things now?

33: what is your most vivid memory from childhood?

34: what is your most embarrassing memory from childhood?

35: what is your favorite memory from childhood?

36: what is a memory you wish had never happened at all?

37: do you think you would be a good role model for your younger self?

38: who were your idols/heroes growing up?

39: list three words you would use to describe your younger self and three words to describe yourself now.

40: are you happy with the person you've become?