abzusnxkds ten and donna have a (very comprehensive) list of all the circumstances where pretending to be married is worth it and when it's such a bad idea and they still get stuck in awkward/shitty situations bc they're them
List of Circumstances Ten and Donna have pretended to be married
-Every single Valentine’s day (or various cultural equivalents) they stumble across because they! want! free! shit!
-To be on a ghosthunting show (canon) (also completely fuckin unnecessary they didn’t have to Do That they just canNOT resist shenanigans)
-When it got them an upgrade to the honeymoon suite
-To fuck with Nerys
-To fuck with Sylvia
-To see how would Wilf would react and because they were a little tipsy (Wilf reacted with such genuine joy that they felt guilty for a month. Wilf was fucking with them.)
-For hospital visitation rights, one time, not. fun.
-Actually got a vegas wedding that they have forgotten to annul because they had a weird double panic at three am where both of them were like “oh god I’m gonna die alone WAIT WE WON’T DIE ALONE IF WE’RE MARRIED FUCK YEAH LET’S DO IT”
-Someone assumed that they were married and they were too distracted to correct them and at this point it would just be awkward to mention it
-To get into a couples only alien housing development (single people get killed, VERY high stakes)
-To win a bet with Jack












