We serve grimdark here, sir.

B.A. Philosophy - Aquarius - Writer - Dark Media Enjoyer and Licensed Villain Appreciator

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

[quorpiest]

no mi circo no mis feratus

[the-punforgiven]

god I wish I had a pair of menacing black gauntlets with really sharp fingertip claws I bet it feels good as fuck to have your hands resting palm-down on a surface and then scratch some deep fucking gashes into it as you clench your hand a little closer to a fist when your evil minion delivers some bad news to you

[the-punforgiven]

ohhh fuck yeah, you understand

[papayajuan2019]

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

[paperandpencilsandskips]

This is fucking killing me. Like what

[olmec-colossal-head]

the frenetic whimpering of a friday man pacing the cage of thursday

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[laikathestar]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[dismissive jerkoff gesture]

[sandmandaddy69]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You're right but don't say it like that

[chipthekeeper]

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

[thegoldengals]

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

[chipthekeeper]

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

[rigormortem]

When someone answers your ask privately it feels like this

[moveslikekeithrichards]

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

[hymnism]

making a collection

[putridghost]

Wait I have more

[acemingo]

[grox]

You may think it cruel but when a white witch pisses me off I go through her etsy listings for native bird feathers and forward it to fish and wildlife services

[gwen-stefanis-ankle-monitor]

Sweats in Salem witch descendant

[grox]

Keep sweating girl the game wardens on his way

[neckfat]

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[feldfrog]

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

[escuerzoresucitado]

[clownboybebop]

Did they let the fucking guy out

[antimony-ore]

[melonisopod]

Why did they make it wrinkly?