Jack Off Capitol Of The World

I am a cholo on Thursdays

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Tuesday morning thots:

Should I catch a case and go to jail for a few months solely to diet and workout, then reemerge jacked and rejuvenated?

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Today was a fucking day. I think I made the right decision. I feel like shit emotionally. That means I made the right decision, right?

[hoebutmadefashion]

any man: trust me

me:

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Can I be excused [from the rest of my life]?

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It's definitely not easy, and it's a constant every day struggle, but when you finally accept yourself, for you, and stop trying to be something you're not, it's indescribable. Accept your gift and the people that acknowledge them ❤️

[toastbutteregg]

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

i pray you heal from things no one ever apologized for

[memewhore]

[dickjoubu-deactivated20200906]

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No answer is an answer

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When your most reserved/discreet fuck buddy emotionally confides in you and spends two hours in bed with you talking your ear off... And he's a really smart, caring, ambitious person... (Not to mention quite sexy)... One of the greatest wtf moments I've experienced

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Nothing puts the cherry on top of Corona virus like fucking up your relationship with your best friend... Big yikes @me

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When you fantasize about your friends talking to you -_+

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In need of the technology from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

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Can I just not wake up tomorrow?

Plz?

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At least when you severely fuck up it makes your smaller more trivial fucks ups seem much smaller

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My coworker just asked what my preference of protein bar is bc she's restocking her snack jar and she knows I steal a bar when I'm at work late... I almost started crying bc I haven't felt that kind of slight consideration in awhile.