The Diary of Miss Anonymous

You probably don't know me. I probably don't know you. My name could be Gladys. Statistically, it probably isn't. Let's be friends anyway.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[shyllamapioneer-deactivated2025]

they were unkind to you. don’t let that make you unkind. 

[diaryofmissanonymous]

Your tumblr is alive!!!

YAAAAAS

[paoriinaa]

Pikachu is ready!

[diaryofmissanonymous]

I wish there was a GoodReads for TV shows and movies. You could do all the same things: track the shows or movies that you're currently watching, rate specific episodes as you watch them, make a list of what you want to watch, get tailored suggestions, all that. Most importantly, you could keep track of how long you've spent watching shows -- you could see it minutes, days, weeks, months or years. Idk, I just reckon that could be really cool.

[clearslime]

[diaryofmissanonymous]

Me downloading Tumblr again in 2018 b/c I have more responsibilities than ever to avoid

Forget feeding my anxiety, I've just given it a fucking SMORGASBOARD.

[diaryofmissanonymous]

One of my American relatives just reposted something that is essentially pro-Trump and I don't know what to do about it.

[diaryofmissanonymous]

Using text shortcuts in the English language -- such as "I no ill c u soon" -- was OK when it was 2005 and we were charged 35c per text message, but it's 2017. Texting is usually free AND unlimited now. Go back to proper spelling.

[diaryofmissanonymous]

Perhaps one of the scariest things about being an adult is that I'm not 100% sure if my parents are becoming increasingly homophobic/racist over time or if they've always been like that and have only just begun to show it.

[caffeinatedcrying]

“hi optus? can i have dan’s number, i want to take them out for a beer and possibly marriage.”

[butchmasters-deactivated2019090]

Dan from Optus is politely not having any of your racist crap today

[babygrot-deactivated20221015]

I want to buy Dan from Optus dinner

[wellthatsjustgreat]

Wow!

[patbaer-deactivated20240227]

That last one is a very polite burn. A+

[lizjamesbitch]

Damn, Dan, you are really fucking good at that.

[maskedlinguist]

“Australia is a nation full of languages, some 200 plus of them are native to Australia, but English is not one of those native languages.”

I WOULD LIKE TO MARRY THIS PERSON.

[diaryofmissanonymous]

I began my paper with the opening lyrics to the original Pokémon theme song

God I hope I made the right choice.

[diaryofmissanonymous]

I think I'm slowly losing respect for Taylor Swift, but I literally do not have the time right now to do the research to find out if my reasons are valid, and that really adds to the stress of it.

[diaryofmissanonymous]

So, idea:

@taylorswift starts a worldwide card-mailing service, so that the next time my ex-boyfriend decides to send me an unsolicited love letter almost FOUR YEARS after we broke up, and SIX MONTHS after I told him never to contact me again, I can order a card to be sent to his house that sings "We are never getting back together" when he opens it up.

Idk, if tumblr would like to help a girl out so that something can be done about this, that'd be awesome.

[unamusedsloth]

How to properly pet animals by Adam Ellis

[bpddavestridermoved-blog]

the last one tho

[soulofahuntress-deactivated2014]

….Oh.

[andernina]

Can we talk about how Anne Hathaway’s husband Adam Shulman looks a bit like William Shakespeare… who had a wife named Anne Hathaway?

[nosdrinker]

damn the illuminati’s not even trying anymore

[casey-jane-lewis]

I guess you could say that when Anne hath a Will, Anne Hathaway

[whitehufflepuff]

No

[thelatestkate]

[darknightshining]

I kind of really needed this…