lifeline;

“Hello, this is lifeline. May I help you?” ▲▼▲

[catkwon]

Don't touch me.

This is very out of context!! It was a consented hug!! (huffs)

[catkwon]

"Don't make me, don't make me, don't make me dream of you. Don't make me, don't make me, don't make me dream of you."

Why are you dreaming of me, hyung? (wiggles eyebrows and nudges)

[catkwon]

Hi.

Hellooooo, this is lifeline (grins)

[catkwon]

God damn it tumblr. I ain't no robot. Stop making me verify.

HYUNG IS A BOT, I KNEW IT!!! Imposter!!

[catkwon]

Because I over spammed your inbox, going anon mode.

Omg.. HAHAHAH Come here you dork

[catkwon]

57486Y5NVHGJFKDGKLDJFKLDSJFKLDSJAFKLADSJIOREQYTERIOHGDFBNM,CBVKJFDHTNV5HNT954H08GVHT40G98H4509 8VGB4TREUTH59TY54UITHREJHGJKFHGIUERHTUI5YT672894YTIREHGJFKDHGJFDKGHJFDKSHGSJKDHFHTUREYTUIEGBJKCVBCBNSBJFDFI43UYT87Y65468943Y7T8257G25897G248568975849375T489YTG189YG5H2GU94HT2GU9HF9U3HF9UR0HT798GH094720GH984UGH589GH89GH98GH49UGH498GH2U95HT4208TU2589YT2598YT895YHT9U5HG9UREHG98R0YT8952YT89342Y54289H69GHRGH492H49GH529UTH52986HTGU9H4298HG9H548G9H549G8H29HG49GH29GH502986H549YHTREUGTH5298TH589HGU9 UNDERSTAND?

(stares and squints, slowly nodding) I.. I think I got it! Basically you’re saying... you miss me heaps, right?! And I’m your favorite person ever?

[catkwon]

Spamming your inbox with some of my love. <3

YAY!! Thank you, I love it!! (tackle hugs you)

[catkwon]

Okay, the jokes are stupid.

Just like you- Stoooopiddd :p

[catkwon]

Do you remember that joke I told you about my spine? It was about a weak back!

(rolls eyes and grins) You’re silly, hyung.

[catkwon]

Why are there gates around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in!

Oh gosh... This one is dark HAHA

[catkwon]

What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain? Hi Cliff!

You’re making my day with these jokes HAHAHA

[catkwon]

Where did the computer go dancing? The disc-o!

HAHAHAHA HYUNGGG

[catkwon]

What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!

Oh my god.... HYUNG?! HAHAH

[catkwon]

(smacks your butt)

(huffs and smacks your butt back) >:0

[catkwon]

Hello lifeline. I remember joking about that.

Hey!! That’s my line!! u_u

[catkwon]

Merry Christmas you jerk. You probably gonna open this late, but better than never. You will always be my minion. Thank you for being such a great long long long time friend. Thank you for remembering me. Thank you for keeping contact with me still(unlike some other people, cough cough >.>) Thank you for being super awesome. Thank you for everything. Again, merry Christmas and a happy New Year!  Trying to remember why I called you minion in the first place. Omg omg omg. >.< Why do I get the feeling I already got you a minion plush before? Love you so much. 

-Your Lovely Stupid Hyung, Jaebumie

Hyung!! I can't believe you actually got me something! (sniffles and hugs you) Wow, how long have we been friends for? Almost 8 years?! Thank you for being my friend, I'm so grateful to have met you and still be in contact with you. I know I'm not around here a lot (because I'm super forgetful oops.. Sorry), but it means so much to me to still be able to talk to you and joke around like old times. I have no idea why you called me minion but I've fully embraced it! HAHA I love this plush, thank you!! I'm late replying to this, but thank you for this present, and thank you for this sweet message. You're awesome and forever my favorite hyung! (It's funny because I called you hyung when you were Wooyoung... but now that you're Jaebum... I still call you hyung even though...you're older than me @_@) I hope you had a great Christmas and that your new year is going well. Lovee you more, dorkkkk!

[catkwon]

You're here lurking around and didn't even come back and bother me. Damn you minion. T_T (sits on you)

Hmph you’re heavy!! u_u ( hugs you ) Hyunggg, it’s almost christmas!! Did you get me a present?