Life, Upgraded

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[markantonys]

this might be my favorite one yet

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this is always relevant

[lupejasso-deactivated20260420]

[jeanqrey]

[greensarrow]

I can actually feel his pain in the last gifset. 

[jeanqrey]

[rhyangosling]

[ilovephotosets]

Gryffindor - Hufflepuff - Ravenclaw - Slytherin

[captainmatsuoka]

I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going ‘om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom’

[underthestarssofaraway]

Notice how Clint and Natasha seemed to have appropriated half of each others’ chairs.

[padacklestony]

and I think Tony is just realizing that he literally died and was scared back to life by the man to his left

[hrhleiaorgana-deactivated202112]

and steve, being the senior citizen, is simply nodding off

[xshiromorix]

Also, the dude behind the counter just nonchalantly making shawarma for the Avengers like they come in every day.

[bingomann]

#meanwhile loki is outside tied to the bike rack with mjolnir on his chest

[highlyfunctioning-fangirl]

I’ve reblogged this about five times already and I dont plan on stopping

[annehathaways]

[riakomai]

[ parkours aggressively ]

[juanjoltaire]

Alexander Hamilton: Ace Attorney - Non-Stop

Over the holidays I played Ace Attorney for the first time and the fact that the game features lawyers in cravats got me thinking about these two lawyering rivals (even if they’re supposed to be on the same side of the courtroom.)

(Also Happy Birthday, @linmanuel!)

[crimsonash330]

*screams* THIS IS AMAZING OH MY GOD!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

[yawpyawp]

Concept: Some jackass shows Bucky how to make a blog and it becomes really popular. Not because it’s the blog of James Buchanan Barnes, American Legend, War Hero, Infamous Assassin, Alleged Terrorist. Nobody even knows it’s his blog. It gets really popular because people think it’s a really great shitpost generator or something. Because Bucky is just a Weird Fucking Person and everything he posts on his fucking personal blog comes off as somewhere between dril and Jaden Smith and people are like “this is some quality garbage right here” and thus Accidental Memelord Bucky is born.

[hellenhighwater]

Bucky posts things like

“What is wrong with bananas. I ate a banana today and it was Wrong. America why”

“Every time I put on my eye makeup it gets bigger. My whole face is eyeliner now.”

“Why does friendship feel so much like punching”

“When I wake up in the middle of the night I am either thinking ‘who am I? does my life have meaning?’ or “did I already eat all of the plums?’”

“Why are you so grumpy” they ask me. they do not realize this is just my Face.”

“I know i said i would give my left arm for a cup of coffee but i am more awake now and i would like my arm back please”

“I guess I must have done something horrible in a past life. I mean. I definitely did something horrible in this life, so. “

[yawpyawp]

OMG I LOVEEEE

[mewwitch]

YEEESSSSSSS!

“Guy in front of me won’t move his car seat up. I think that might still be upset about all those times I tried to kill him.”

“Got lectured by a guy who had been complaining about how things were Back In The Day. I don’t understand why he got upset. I too lived through the Great Depression and was drafted for the War.”

“The economy in this century sucks. Who exactly though another Stock Market crash was a good idea?”

“Apparently, it was Rude™ of me to pitch in my two cents on a conversation I happened to overhear, despite agreeing with them. On an unrelated note, I am no longer allowed in the ceiling vents.”

“‘If you don’t behave we’ll send (mutual) after you.’ Jokes on them. I’m the one who trained to be an assassin in the first place.”

“Tried to buy a Chicken Dinner candy bar at the supermarket today. Turns out they were discontinued 54 years ago. Super bummed.”

“Wait. People were on the moon?! We got into space? There is a way off of this rock?! Why am I only just hearing about this?!”

“'Have you been living under a rock the past 50 years?’ No I was cryogenically frozen for 70. I don’t appreciate your tone young man.”

“My friend likes convincing people that I’m the Reckless one in our friendship. As if he won’t find an alley behind a bar to pick a fight in if I take my eyes off him for two seconds.”

[chaosismything]

@silva-alta

[theocseason4]

amazing, truly

[theocseason4]

me

[moghedien]

Ok, but in Carrie’s book, she definitely mentions more than one occasion when Mark showed up unannounced at Harrison’s early in the morning when Carrie was just there and they were clearly not having a breakfast hang out and Mark was just like “hey guys let’s hang”, and also Mark followed their car while they were making out and honked at them and was like “oh hey wow, we’re all heading to the same place! let’s all go eat together!”

[cari28ch3-me]

honestly that’s just how Luke would canonically react to Han and Leia trying to have lone time and him not realizing shit 

[adeles]

Who am I? I am a girl who loves my island. I’m the girl who loves the sea. It calls me. I am Moana.

[hardyness]

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them Cast → Eddie Redmayne’s Patronus

I actually did (the Patronus test) twice as it launched. Both times I got the same Patronus. So I must really be that thing. A basset hound with long floppy ears and slightly dopey. I think they might have got it spot on.

[captainwright]