Cool Blog!!!

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What if instead of naming space program stuff cool things it was just like:

"At two thirty PM today, sixty five minutes after liftoff, the CUM VII rocket exploded in low earth orbit, killing all hands on board."

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Paris

And other such cities, consisting of five or more stories, will forever retain within them a sort of whimsy and fantasia that no other cities might inspire upon me; other than those of akin to New York or Singapore, which inspire only terror of being the final destination of a penny launched from a mile high would result in my hilarious, yet untimely demise

Ergo, Lincoln Nebraska is actually kinda neat

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In the event of explosion:

GAs les k in walls

I LOVE Tamales, moresore than sandwiches

I am not insane or horny

My cheekbones sweat harder than my feet

Thank you Coolmathgames.com for teaching me how to type wihtout my braine

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I cannot escape this post please hel p me

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I'm terribly sorry

But if you haven't perchanced the scent of that particular odor of methane, that which singularly, upon its grace, recall upon thee an entire childhood of grace, happiness, turmoil, tribulations, and heroics, upon yourself, your siblings, your parentage, your friends, your family, of days of old, and brings forth a memory of absolutely nothing beyond and incredible headache...

I fear you may, perchance, be dying from carbon monosicxei ecdd posiso

I can't read anything please help I am operating purlely by uhh the uhm, uhh the google alphabetics and uhsm autocorttent

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Oh thank god my roommate is finally asleep.... *unlocks secret passageway to my evil chambers*

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Ah yes, the porn bots. I see now.

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Tumblr is probably the only site I know of where one day I can have one new post from the people I follow and the next have like 43

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You are now aware

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I got two whole calves

And they owie

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due to many foreseen circumstances i will go insane

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The fuck is a blorbo

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i have so much anger in my body it is unbelievable. i am always on the verge of freaking out

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Go eepy mode

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Shoutout to the crow who divebombed me as I was leaving my apartment building only to pass by my head to pick up the cigarette butt and fly off into the sunrise

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Phone has officially entered the milk zone

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The beetles.

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