Nemo

♡ they / she ♡ 20 ♡ bug enthusiast ♡ lesbian ♡ !!! pfp by vintersghost !!! ♡

[parakeet]

got the bus back home today and it was my fav bus driver, he let me on for free. went to tap my card but he just said 'beep!' and was like on you go. lol. then he nearly ran a red light and slammed on the breaks, almost sending the gaggle of older ladies at the front careening to the ground. he had to slam on the breaks and jolt the whole bus a second time later in the route because of a rogue lollypop man who'd come out because of roadworks. one of the old ladies said 'am glad ave nae got any eggs! ha ha!' and everyone on the bus laughed jovially. kind of a sitcomesque bus journey

[00bread]

Drew a little kitty

[queer-as-city-folk]

I see

[merrilygoingaround]

Au where Chopper is some kid who spends way too much time at the local zoo

[my-gender-is]

My gender is Homosexula

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

[windsing5]

And they’re all Vlad

[no-one-offical]

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[hyliantomatoes]

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

[moghedien]

One like nitpick thing that drives me crazy is when people call Blue Whales the largest whales or the largest living mammals or some shit like that

Because yes that is true. But when you frame it like that you are completely disregarding the absolutely batshit reality that Blue Whales are the largest animals that have ever existed on earth through the entire history of the planet and they are alive right now today

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[goldeefish]

Oh he’s got fruity powers alright

[destructionfanq]

i want ice cream .

[javascript-official]

This seems counterproductive to your goals, how are you going to get ice cream if there is no earth? Are you an idiot stupid of sorts?

[destructionfanq]

oh my apologies i see my mistake

[bluespringart]

Happy Birthday Perona! 👻🎂・*:.ღ .:*・゜

👻 "I'm not lonely because you guys are celebrating with me! Thanks!!!"

I also posted it on X! If you could check it out there too, it would be a great encouragement for me to continue...! 🙏

[probuccalfat]

avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something

[probuccalfat]

we’re all on the only social media that matters and this is why.

[targetedknowledge]

[alex-and-nova420]

made this into a gif bc i liked it so much. shark Denied

[the-haiku-bot]

ALTmade this into

a gif bc i liked it

so much. shark Denied

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[therealmichaelsilverleaf]

I will not get tired of them <3

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[s3ct0rr]

[wasabi-gumdrop]

doffy's favourite: law vs the guys who've been donquixote pirates for literal decades