Solid Snake Inna Vagina

Welcome to my profile you rusty dildos. Female, but you can use whatever pronouns. I honestly don't care. A03 Profile: The_worst_wolverine Dream address: DA-3887-1837-5182

[cats-wolverine]

Cats_wolverine fanfic master list

Here is a master list of all of my fanfics. Some come with music, and I highly recommend you play the music as you read to enhance your reading experience:

Note: if you wish to translate any of my fics into another language, all I ask is that you tag me or send me a link to the translated fic and credit me as the original creator.

An Impossible Choice - 4/4 chapters. Complete.

Just one more step. Just one more meeting. Just bend the knee one more time. Just one more goddamn thing. Just one more, but never that’s the last one.

Charles has Alzheimer's, that in itself is cause for alarm, but a text from Wade Wilson turns a problem into an emergency in the blink of an eye. This forces Henry to make some hard decisions, ask a dear friend for an impossible favour, and to ruminate over his relationship with Charles Xavior.

Sleep -1/1 chapters. Complete

After getting shot in the head leaves Logan out of commission, all of the honey do's and caregiving for Althea fall to Wade. Can he handle the stress?

Hard Truths - 1/1 chapters. Complete.

Hank and a feral Logan play fight. Good times quickly turn sour when a mistake is made that causes Wade to finally learn a truth that Logan has been desperately trying to make sink in and for Hank to come to a horrifying realization about Logan and what it could mean regarding his Charles.

Shall We Skate? (In A Commerical) - 1/1 chapters. Complete.

Wade takes Logan for a romantic skate inside a commercial. (Note, this story is slightly interactive. When you see this symbol: * play the Miss Minutes theme.)

My Feral Lolo - 18/18 chapters. Complete.

Three months after moving in with Wade and Blind Al, Logan begins to relax and feels safe in showing his true, feral, self.

Logan - 4/4 chapters. Complete (prequel to My Feral Lolo)

Logan collapses at home and Wade decides to go to the x-men for help. He learns more about Logan and what makes Logan, well…Logan.

Love, Death and Prophecy - 1/1 chapters. Complete

Agustín pushes Bruno a little too hard in asking a question and get's an answer he didn't really want nor expect.

Fixing the cracks: 2/2 chapters. Complete

Bothered by the ending, this is my attempt at Bruno addressing the years of isolation, resentment and anger, instead of simply hugging it out and letting it go.

From Slave to Ravager: 42/42 chapters. Complete.

What started out as a routine job, ended in a way no one could have predicted.

Yondu was a battle slave for more than 20 years; the Kree's very best. Now, he's a Ravager. But adjusting to a new way of life is easier said than done. A fanfic that trails Yondu's life from slave, all the way to captain, and everything in between.

Moemoea: 2/2 chapters. Complete.

The crew of the Starhawk go on a trip and something unexpected happens.

Spiraling Down: One shot. Complete.

A brotherly bonding fic for a friend. Also known as: how Kraglin got his scars.

Grief: One shot. Complete.

After Yondu's death, Kraglin goes through the five stages of grief.

From Slave to Ravager: One shot collection: 6/6 chapters. Complete.

A collection of one shots that tie into From Slave to Ravager but could not be included either due to pacing issues, time, length, or in rare cases, plot/characterization differences.

Eclector movie night: dumb arguments edition: One shot. complete.

Movie night quickly dissolves into a pointless, and rapidly spiraling argument among Yondu, Kraglin and Tullk.

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Oh, this definitely belongs on Tumblr.

[thesplendidsnout]

From the Nib, by Mattie Lubchansky

[worst-kitty-207]

🌟🍻🌟

[zmeess]

what do you mean the manga i'm reading features a greasy sleep-deprived little guy with a Shrek-ass 'get out of my bog' attitude and a savior complex. AND he's a fashionista? stop it

[zmeess]

truly nothing. mans holed up in his best friend's shed engineering portable space heaters 24/7. and yet

[mintaii]

where my heart is

[woolandflax]

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

[woolandflax]

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

[woolandflax]

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

[inthefallofasparrow]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[crackshipsandregret]

Curious pebble (1/?)

Part 2

[crackshipsandregret]

Curious pebble (2/?)

Part 1

[cedar-is-a-nerd]

Remembering the time my Mum was watching the wolverine movies and I said "He's trans to me. He has too many shirts. What cis man needs four separate layers? What is he hiding? Boobs?"

And in response she went "That style was pretty common in the nineties" like okay. This doesn't make him any less trans to me, it just makes me think you knew a shit ton of stealth trans guys. Like yes, I'm sure it was popular, but also nowadays unless you're queer, a well dressed cis person, or in a job focused on manual labour, you aren't wearing FOUR SHIRTS

Anyway, heres Logan with his four separate layers because he'll just insta heal top surgery. Transgender lad.

"Oh, he's in the snow, he's in the Canadian winter you need layers" first of all, you should know that statistically he's probably experiencing wet cold (as opposed to dry cold which is less common in Canada due to our ungodly amount of lakes), which people FROM COUNTRIES WHO EXPERIENCE DRY COLD MOST OF THE YEAR, have said that it chills you to the bone even through their very impressive jackets.

Second continuing the first point, it wouldn't do shit because all of the fuckibg layers are open in the front. Absolutely useless, if they really are for warmth then hes horribly stupid

Third, he's Wolverine and taking the last two points he doesn't even fucking need those layers for warmth he's shirtless half the time anyway

WHICH MEANS THERE ARENT MANY OTHER OPTIONS THAT ARENT "I like the aesthetic" or TRANS.

Also they cloned him and it turned out a girl so I'm taking that as my evidence I don't CARE that it's sci fi GIVE THAT MAN BOOBS

[cats-wolverine]

please do not interpret this as attacking or aggressive, because that is not my intent. This is simply me trying to explain things. Ill also preface that I am autistic and take things very literally, and im queer, so im not trying to talk out my ass here. Im just becoming concerned that people are talking fanon and are convincing themselves its Canon.

Judging by the sound of the snow in the first movie, the lack of loud crunch tells me it's not that cold outside, this is also shown by Rogue and the other Alberta men's lack of thick layers. Logan, in Canon, is also said to run hot because of his healing factor, this is further illustrated in runs where heat is seen rising from him during the winter on occasion. That's why hes doing that open layer thing. He also does it in Deadpool and Wolverine.

Its just a fashion choice. It def was a 90's thing, can confirm because im both Canadian and was alive during the 90's when this movie takes place. Also do this on occassion because I can or I found that multi layering allows for layers to be removed if the weather warms pretty quick.

Im also extremely confused how we went from clothing has no gender to: if a man wears layers and has lots of clothes, hes either gotta be queer, Trans, or work in manual labor. Like...maybe he just wants to layer? Hes also homeless and lives out of his camper. You learn to layer when you're homeless.

Regarding Laura. In the movie and the comics shes not a clone. Shes the 23rd attempt at making a Lil wolverine and all the others failed because the male genome wasnt working, so they changed her to female. Shes half wolverine and half Kinney, the female scientist who impregnated herself with logans DNA and later birthed her. The only clone Wolverine does have is x-24 and he had to be grown in pieces and put together like a puzzle. (Eww)

Regarding him being Trans. He's not. Reading the Weapon X comics we are told, during his forced surgeries that hes leaking semen into the tube down his penis. (Highly recommend the weapon x comic or book! The book goes into a lot more detail and its super long. Very good read) There are zero comics or movies where he is shown with top scars or breast's.

Weapon X also took his semen and later used it. Trans men do not have semen.

[cedar-is-a-nerd]

Absolutely no offense taken! I'm autistic too I get hearing something that's supposed to be silly, but having the urge to correct it anyway. That and I wrote this late at night so the tone completely off from what I meant it to be now that I'm rereading it.

ALSO thank you for all the lore omg? I'm still trying to get into the habit of reading more comics, so I'm definitely biased towards the movie lore. I'm taking that book recommendation with me.

Hopefully you don't mind me giving my own explanations as well, but I also put a too long; didn't read at the bottom because I have a tendency to ramble.

I do know that he isn't trans in the canon of his story, and I'm definitely not out here to try and change it. This post was made late at night and I stuck it in my queue instead of my drafts for some reason, and I do see my wording was a little definitive now. I'll probably edit my wording a bit to reflect that, or add a note at the beginning. Usually I'm better at it, but I do forget sometimes, so thank you.

The thing about shirts was more of a projection than anything. Like I said, it was late at night and I definitely see how my wording was off now. A lot of transmasc people, including myself, tend to wear more layers to give the appearance of a more boxy body type. Flannel is also another thing, because the patterns make it harder so see what shape your body actually is. Not gendering clothes, though I can absolutely see how it could be seen that way. The headcanon was more "That character is similar to me in more than one way, and people in universe and in fandom treat him like a man, so it's comforting to pretend that some of the things about him that I also have are trans related."

I completely fucked up my wording in that entire section. As previously said, I am biased towards the movies, and the stuff outside of that I've seen has mostly been X-Men as a whole focused, and not specifically Logan. It's also been a while since I even watched the movies, so I did forget about parts of it. I probably read some sort of post a few years ago, forgot to properly search about it, and then forgot where I actually found that info. That's on me as well.

TL;DR: It was supposed to be a silly post, but the phrasing is bad so it sounds like it's serious. I made the post late at night as what was supposed to be a silly headcanon post. Then I fucked up my tone, my information, AND my phrasing which made it sound really definitive. I put it in my queue and forgot about it instead of putting it in drafts so I could check over everything when I wasn't half asleep. I'm going to edit it to get my information and phrasing so it's more clear this is a "projecting onto a character I find neat" post, because it's evident middle of the night me wrote this.

Genuinely, thank you so much for taking the time to correct my information and point out how I wrote it. I'm going to go edit the post now to make sure my wording is clearer, and I'm definitely going to check out the book recommendation along with any others you have. Hopefully this all explains what happened, apologies if I missed anything. I like wolverine, and I try not to mess up my lore about characters, but I'm also really bad at remembering to check out comics because there are a LOT of them.

[cats-wolverine]

I see you also like Project Hail Mary, so I'll say: fist my bump! :D

I think you'll be happy to know that lore wise, there's so much representation with Wolverine comics and movie proper. We've got:

.Chronic pain - His connective tissue is not adamantium and his adamantium bones are super heavy! with them he weighs 300 pounds, so it adds 120+ pounds of extra weight. Knowing this, it'd make sense for him to suffer from some form of arthritis.

.LGBT - in one universe he was married to Hercules! and there's a comic cover where Logan's looking at a naked Nightcrawler and a beer bottle is very suggestively placed to mimic him being excited. It was intentional! he was also on the LGBT pride spread, arm in arm with Jean and Scott. His bedroom in the Karoka layout shows that it's connected to their bedrooms as well, which can suggest that he's in a relationship with them. Which has been a very long standing theory though not 100% confirmed.

Not to mention all of Deadpool and Wolverine.

.Mental Health - suffers from PTSD and memory problems and in the Weapon X comic we get a shot of his discharge papers and they note that he has symptoms of a nervous disorder (among other things). His mental health struggles are many and varied and taken very seriously! :D

Oh yeah, I totally understand. When I read it I wasn't sure if I should even reply but decided to anyways cus it's how some of the best discussions happen! :D

Some recommendiations are: All of the Wolverine pocket books. (in order): .Violent Tendencies, Life Blood, Nature of the Beast, Road of Bones, and my favorite: Election Day. You can find them all on Thriftbooks.

The weapon X novel is by Marc Cerasini

Comics: Wolverine (3rd series) #1 - #3, Wolverine (1982), Uncanny X-Force by Rick Remender (2010-2012) just to get you started.

[cedar-is-a-nerd]

Remembering the time my Mum was watching the wolverine movies and I said "He's trans to me. He has too many shirts. What cis man needs four separate layers? What is he hiding? Boobs?"

And in response she went "That style was pretty common in the nineties" like okay. This doesn't make him any less trans to me, it just makes me think you knew a shit ton of stealth trans guys. Like yes, I'm sure it was popular, but also nowadays unless you're queer, a well dressed cis person, or in a job focused on manual labour, you aren't wearing FOUR SHIRTS

Anyway, heres Logan with his four separate layers because he'll just insta heal top surgery. Transgender lad.

"Oh, he's in the snow, he's in the Canadian winter you need layers" first of all, you should know that statistically he's probably experiencing wet cold (as opposed to dry cold which is less common in Canada due to our ungodly amount of lakes), which people FROM COUNTRIES WHO EXPERIENCE DRY COLD MOST OF THE YEAR, have said that it chills you to the bone even through their very impressive jackets.

Second continuing the first point, it wouldn't do shit because all of the fuckibg layers are open in the front. Absolutely useless, if they really are for warmth then hes horribly stupid

Third, he's Wolverine and taking the last two points he doesn't even fucking need those layers for warmth he's shirtless half the time anyway

WHICH MEANS THERE ARENT MANY OTHER OPTIONS THAT ARENT "I like the aesthetic" or TRANS.

Also they cloned him and it turned out a girl so I'm taking that as my evidence I don't CARE that it's sci fi GIVE THAT MAN BOOBS

[cats-wolverine]

please do not interpret this as attacking or aggressive, because that is not my intent. This is simply me trying to explain things. Ill also preface that I am autistic and take things very literally, and im queer, so im not trying to talk out my ass here. Im just becoming concerned that people are talking fanon and are convincing themselves its Canon.

Judging by the sound of the snow in the first movie, the lack of loud crunch tells me it's not that cold outside, this is also shown by Rogue and the other Alberta men's lack of thick layers. Logan, in Canon, is also said to run hot because of his healing factor, this is further illustrated in runs where heat is seen rising from him during the winter on occasion. That's why hes doing that open layer thing. He also does it in Deadpool and Wolverine.

Its just a fashion choice. It def was a 90's thing, can confirm because im both Canadian and was alive during the 90's when this movie takes place. Also do this on occassion because I can or I found that multi layering allows for layers to be removed if the weather warms pretty quick.

Im also extremely confused how we went from clothing has no gender to: if a man wears layers and has lots of clothes, hes either gotta be queer, Trans, or work in manual labor. Like...maybe he just wants to layer? Hes also homeless and lives out of his camper. You learn to layer when you're homeless.

Regarding Laura. In the movie and the comics shes not a clone. Shes the 23rd attempt at making a Lil wolverine and all the others failed because the male genome wasnt working, so they changed her to female. Shes half wolverine and half Kinney, the female scientist who impregnated herself with logans DNA and later birthed her. The only clone Wolverine does have is x-24 and he had to be grown in pieces and put together like a puzzle. (Eww)

Regarding him being Trans. He's not. Reading the Weapon X comics we are told, during his forced surgeries that hes leaking semen into the tube down his penis. (Highly recommend the weapon x comic or book! The book goes into a lot more detail and its super long. Very good read) There are zero comics or movies where he is shown with top scars or breast's.

Weapon X also took his semen and later used it. Trans men do not have semen.

[crackshipsandregret]

Curious pebble (1/?)

[why-i-love-comics]

Logan: Black, White, & Blood #2 - "One Last Crossing" (2026)

by Mirka Andolfo

[nattousan]

ok so, I approached my local library with a proposal to donate a mural as a way to A: build portfolio/gain practical experience and B: give back to a beloved public institution. The director was very enthusiastic about it and i've been working on it since the beginning of March. Come with me as I endeavor to paint what is in all honesty an excessive amount of birds

I wanted the birds to look like they were actually in the space so first thing after doing the draft was to do a lighting study

after that I covered the walls in letters in lieu of a projector/vr headset bc i have neither of those :) Then i take a picture of the section of wall and superimpose the lineart over top of it so I can pencil in the lines

et voila

and that was a whole week on it's own so next comes the paintin' >:)

[nattousan]

and now, the birds

Birds 1 and 2/14: Red Winged Blackbird, Male and female, Agelaius phoeniceus

[nattousan]

Bird 3/14, American Robin, Turdus migratorius

[nattousan]

hoo boy, ok *out of breath*

GIVE IT UP FOR BIRD NUMBUH 5, THE CANADIAN GOOSE, Branta canadensis!!!!

this guy took me about 4 days to completely finish, all of those freakingk coverts were a bear to render

[nattousan]

speaking of obnoxious coverts:

bird 5/14, Bluejay, Cyanocitta cristata

the friggin stripes almost got me chat, i may not make it

[nattousan]

Madam....

[nattousan]

birds 6 and 7: American Goldfinch, Spinus tristis, male and female

pleasantly simple to paint! next is the flickerrrrr

[nattousan]

*melts into goo*

BIRD NUMBER 8, (yellow shafted) NORTHERN FLICKERRRRR, Colaptes auratus

genuinely made me start questioning my sanity around day 3, it's half the size the of the goose, WHY did it take me 4 days to finish??

nothing but pain and suffering, i'm sure hope the next bird will be much easier and with FAR less barring :)

[nattousan]

in other news, I am losing my mind hairline

[nattousan]

SHE'S DONE!!

Bird number 9: Red-tailed hawk, Buteo jamaicensis

my chains are broken i am FREE. although i did have a great deal of fun with this, the barring on the wings itself took me like four days and i am READY to move on

this was a week and a half of continuous work so please excuse me for getting a little emotional in the bg 🙏

[nattousan]

*does a little jig*

BIRD NUMBER 10!!! The Male Mallard Duck, Anas platyrhynchos

the male and female ones are gonna be posted separately bc they're taking a lot longer lol but yea! super happy i was able to capture the iridescent green of the head, i found metallic green and blue paint at a craft store that really made his head POP. it looks better in person i promise

ALSO!! As this is the 10th one, BIG announcement. The end is in sight!!!!! I plan to finish within the next 3 weeks and there will be a small dedication ceremony/ unveiling happening at the library to commemorate its completion on the 16th of May. If you live in the Western New York region and want to check it out for yourself shoot me a dm!

Also thank you everyone for your kind words and support throughout this whole process, it's been a genuine treat thinking there are potentially thousands of you out there cheering me on while I paint this 🥹

[nattousan]

aaaand another one bites the duck,

we're movin right along with bird numero 11!! The lady Mallard!! Anas platyrhyncos

the 16th is looming in the distance so i'm trying to get thru these as quickly as i can so i can have as much time for the GBH as possible. i still need to do the names next to all of them so i've got about a week and a half to finish everything which is GREAT because i have adhd and nothing gets my ass in gear like a fuckin deadline, let me tell you

[nattousan]

power couple that they are, here's bird number 12 and 13,

the Northern Cardinals, Cardinalis cardinalis

and NOW that they are complete, ITS GO TIME, in the next five days (library's closed for mother's day 😭😭) i need to have the GBH fully rendered, the names of the birds vectored, weeded, masked, applied to the wall, and then painted, plus additional cattails throughout. I may be able to get away with just getting the GBH done in time for the unveiling and then just have the names and cattails added later, but i'm gonna really try to get it all done in time. BUT, i have a plan. Part of why i take so long on these is because i really am just figuring it out as I do it lmao. there have been many a time where i am sitting on top of the ladder googling "how to paint birds" but I think if i take the time tomorro to do all that figuring out how to approach it beforehand, this will go a lot faster. I may also recruit some of my artist friends to help with the placing of the names... hrmm we'll see.

Anyways, shout out to the librarian who tracked down exactly the thing i needed so i could figure out where to place the highlights in my birds eyes, ur the real mvp

[nattousan]

thanks for the reminder, kid

[nattousan]

at long last, we've reached the end...

Bird number 14 out of 14,

The Great blue heron, Ardea herodius

thank you to everyone who reached out or got excited about this project, it genuinely gave me the fuel i needed to keep going. In total, the 480+ total hrs it took me to cover this wall pales in comparison to how long its expected to spend on there, hopefully imparting a sense of beauty and love for the natural world to the next generation and here's hoping i'm only getting started with these.

i'll see y'all soon :')

[unlikeable-female-character]

Good morning to another classic ‘Logan looks happy for five seconds before something awful and terrible happens’ moment of his life

[unpeeled-human]

idk if anyone else has seen the surge of memes making fun of cave divers recently. there was a comment on one that was like "cave divers with 4 kids, 2 degrees, a loving wife and a huge house when they learn that Satan's Sphincter has a 0% survival rate" it had me crying laughing

[library-bat-girl-deactivated202]

You'd think "oh, well they're rich dipshits with no training who pulled a Stockton Rush, IE: did something everyone told them not to and then died" but nope, 90% of cave diving stories are like "Johnny Wetsuit had 5000 hours diving experience, a doctorate in Cave Diveology from the most prestigious university in the world, was trained to swim by literal navy seals, was part dolphin and had the power of echo-location, God himself contacted him to let him know the conditions in Drowning Idiot Cave were going to be perfectly safe for cave diving, so he went Cave Diving, made one tiny mistake, and then he got stuck and drowned to death."

[liiionhearted]

ok but there’s a reason cave diving signs go so hard

[beardedmrbean]

My brother used to do SCUBA stuff and apparently there's spots in places like Lake Tahoe where there's just bodies that haven't been recovered because the people that could go and get them know better than to go diving in the parts of the lake where the bodies are.

[mama-germany]

I feel like the ‘Satan’s Asshole Cave’ meme is a bit of a misnomer though because half of these places are named. Nutty Putty. Darby Canyon. Wookey Hole.

It’s more like; Loopty Doopty Cavern, where 18 out of 25 known explorers had to have their bodies dragged out over excruciating 28 hour long recovery missions

[flipocrite]

[redsparrow12]

Hold I have to look something up...

[redsparrow12]

What the fuck

[retrogamingblog2]

[hermitollien]

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

So

For those who follow me for non-FFXIV reasons, I bring a crumb of internet drama to your door:

As with a lot of MMOs, roleplaying is a big thing. A BIG thing. Another big thing is the modding scene, so you can get your character looking just how you like. Squeenix does not best love mods, but it's broadly a don't-ask-don't-tell situation: as long as your mods don't give you an unfair advantage and you don't rub them in anyone's face, they'll look the other way

Guess what's the explicit direct polar opposite of not rubbing it in anyone's face

Buying four entire billboards in a major US city about it

A roleplay group bought out multiple billboards to advertise an event, and used both a modded screenshot (edit: that apparently uses a datamined unreleased outfit holy shit) and the official game logo on it

This Has Gone Well For Them and last I heard people had been banned temporarily over it pending more severe action, the modding scene is having very real fears that Squeenix will crack down on mod use over it, and apparently the organizers are pitching a hissy on their discord

No one is happy

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Apparently there is a standoff happening outside the group's house where people are camped out on magitek armor using the missile emotes

[ereshkurgal]

tldr list of what’s known thus far for those that don’t wanna scroll thru all the rb’s, from the top...

guild house is decorated / set up to be a nightclub + erp venue in-game > publicised erp is against game TOS because potential to expose minors to pornographic content etc.

some attendees and/or staff use mods > against TOS

game producer basically says “i can’t stop you from doing it so don’t let me see it and you’re fine” otherwise they get banned faster than they can blink... well now everyone can see it in 2987341987236401923641px

some saying staff are paid real money for working there + real money for erp > against TOS for rmt (real-money trading)

ran a twitch stream donation saying it was for the trevor project + made thousands of $$$$$

there is ONE receipt which has surfaced (that i have seen) that says a donation to TTP was made for $230 ... nowhere near the amount of $$ made during the stream

handful of staff of the rp venue report having no idea where the money went, i.e. “it was just gone one day”

rented billboards (at least two, at least one of which is digital) for at least $1,200/month. probably more in the ballpark of $12,000. bc that’s a number that was circulating (esp in the discord where staff were ragging on people telling them “bad idea” because “you’re just jealous you can’t afford this kind of thing”)

(sus yet over that missing money and expensive advert? ‘cause that’s fraud if it’s a 1:1 flow of money buckos!!!)

on the billboard...

a character in a datamined outfit for the 2022 summer event (obviously against TOS)

a character with a facial mod (against TOS)

square enix watermark (copyright infringement)

final fantasy xiv logo, implicating the game is complicit in the event or otherwise sponsoring/promoting it (copyright infringement, misinformation)

website address (taken down ~4 hour (or less) after the internet became Aware of this)

discord server + user name(s)

staff totally on board with this brainiac idea were 100% certain they wouldn’t get in trouble for anything / continue to state they’ve done nothing wrong

one of the characters featured on the billboard has already been temp banned with possibility of permaban as of the evening of july 5

SE lawyers woke up and found out they’d have the easiest day of their lives

and some fun tidbits...

obviously, people started joining the discord to rubberneck... in light of this, a staff member installed an emote that was a fake trojan -- ultimately harmless but drives antivirus NUTS

threatened to report anyone reacting to posts with clown / skull / nerdface emoji to “local authorities and have you arrested” ... for discord emotes. lmfao. that’s where that copypasta comes from.

a former staff member’s éxpose on twitter

actual news media sites reporting on it

all in all, we in the “find out” phase of fucking around fellas

[silicacid]

[gholateg]

[tomboyjessie13]

What the hell am I'm reading?????

[littleghostlyrose]

Your guess is as good as mine kjngfbngfbj

[big-smiling-monkey]

[yokelfelonking]

The TL:DR version for non-MMO players is basically this:

Imagine if one of your local nightclubs put up a big billboard in Times Square publicly saying to everyone "Come to our nightclub, we have our own prostitutes and we sell ecstasy and MDMA" and the folks running the place have prior records and some are on parole, and then they're stunned when the cops show up