Loser Freaks Oonly

I make edits of the worst ships you know. 18+ ONLY. ANTIS DNI

[greelin]

“like a knife to the ribs” does nothing negative in my mind as a simile like ok so what are you saying. that it felt reallyreally good? that they’re hard now? someone’s about to kiss? this is what you are relaying to me.

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[buildarocketboys]

When you're googling Google for your Buffy fic to figure out whether the characters would be using Google in the summer of 2000 and then the Wikipedia entry for 'Google (verb)' includes this:

[catsharkjones]

He hooked two fingers on the collar of his shirt and pulled it down where it had been pressing on his throat. All of his shirts were misshapen at the neck because he never had enough room to swallow. His tongue started to feel abnormally dry, his head got a little high and his throat felt like it was swelling up inside. Felt like at any moment it would grow inwards instead of outwards. That if he didn't concentrate on 

IN 

OUT

He was liable to stop breathing altogether. 

He wasn’t allergic to anything.

He knew that. 

That didn't stop the moth of panic that banged a crooked star against the inside of his chest. Soft and sharp and icy  and cold as his armpits prickled with a chemical sort of sweat.  

If he could just get his shirt away from his neck–

He hated when things touched his neck. 

He shifted. Adjusted. Grabbed his squares from the center console and ignored how it hadn’t been all that long since he finished his last one. He had been trying to save this pack, make it last, but fuck— he could die in the next ten minutes and all that saving would have been useless. 

He smacks the box against his palm to get the tobacco tighter. 

SMACK. 

Tighter. 

SMACK. 

Tighter. 

SMACK.  

Tighter. 

[friendoftheknife]

'I love you,' Eddie exhales, feeling absolutely happy. Billy is on top, his hands in matted dark hair, their lips meeting in lazy, soft kisses. Hargrove looks surprised only for a second, before blushing and giving Eddie one of his brightest smiles. prompt by my wife: not-on-my-stopwatch

[thatoneweirdjuice]

little Billy charm I cooked up rq

[thedeathofthelamb]

I just (like right now) realized that I don't need to correct people. they can be wrong and I can let it go!! guys!! did anyone else know about this??

[subsequentibis]

not an apologizer but a contextualizer. yes the character did that but please understand the Circumstance. yes they had other options but they had to make this choice in a sea of available bad choices. and also it made the narrative more interesting. won't anybody think about the narrative!!!!!

[rollercoasterwords]

you will hear zero complaints from me about increasingly explicit gay pornography being incorporated into “mainstream” tv shows but what i will call for is a corresponding increase in explicit lesbian sex. i want dykes crawling around on their hands and knees begging to eat pussy on every tv screen in america. worldwide, even

[wrongtitle]

[feluka]

imagine if i did my work. if i sat down and Did it. and it was Done. can you even imagine such a thing

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[jam-etc]

Wholesome

[shithowdy]

i know i just reblogged this a few hours ago but i keep thinking about this man and his powerful emanations. i think this might actually be the physical manifestation of the soul of new york city. if he dies the city itself becomes pillars of dust

[realpersonfacts]

If coffee shop au has million number of haters i am one of them . if coffee shop au has ten haters i am one of them. if coffee shop au have only one hater and that is me . if coffee shop au has no haters, that means i am no more on the earth . if world for the coffee shop au, i am against the world. i hate #CoffeeShopAU till my last breath..

[grecoromanyaoi]

[grecoromanyaoi]

[ospreyonthemoon]

PUNIC WARS THREE

[grecoromanyaoi]

[thanook]

PUNIC WARS FOUR

[catsharkjones]

im such a slut for shows that have a rotating main character. like yes please give me an endless version of this show i love with just a slightly different main lead.

[catsharkjones]

I need fic writers to be forreal

not everyone's dick can be that big okay some of them have to be AVERAGE.