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SURPRISE, BITCH 🎉
Bet you thought you’d seen the last of me
I'm busy today but I'll soon be moving to "ponyof" for Eponis and then potentially "vigorof" if I get my muse back for him! But until I get the coding to a manageable level I'll be hanging out here still 👍
I finally got access back on this account after spending an hour resetting all my passwords just to realise I could have gotten this account back anytime ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I’m trying to get back into roleplay because I literally made a new account two days ago so I don’t know what I’ll do here with this
🎈 It’s Eponis’ Birthday 🎉
Also totally writing this in March so I don’t forgot. Send some birthday asks, because maybe today she’ll be less salty.
🎈 It’s Vigor’s Birthday 🎉
Writing this in March so I don’t forget. Send in some asks for this precious birthday puppy.
SEMI HIATUS NOTICE
Technically I’ve never gone on hiatus because I’ve been too stubborn to admit it, or at least feel it would cause unwarranted worry. Nothing’s wrong, I just can’t write for shit right now! I won’t lie and say getting a console isn’t a factor, but it’s mainly the lack of muse.
At least once I finish DAI I can properly write up a verse. I also need to drop some threads-- stressing out over late threads drains my muse which is the last thing you need when trying to get to late threads. This probably won’t affect plotted threads, but I’ll warn you if they do. Dropped threads will mainly affect my main blog (cattledie) but it’ll mostly be just be asks I’ll drop.
In the meantime I promise to force myself to write and to check out people who’ve followed me while I’ve been tittering about.
There he is-- my boy.
Good news! I should finally be able to get DA:I tomorrow! I should really force myself to write before I get carried away. Sorry for not being on. Not had the muse, but I’ll try and at last keep the dust from piling up till everything I write stops sucking :p
“Beauty and the Beast” sentence meme
Send one for my muse’s reaction
“Think of the one thing that you’ve always wanted. Now find it in your mind’s eye and feel it in your heart.”
“I want so much more than they’ve got planned!”
“Hello? Who said that?”
“What are you reading?”
“I am NOT a beast!”
“My room? But I thought…”
“Once this door closes, it will never open again!”
“Have you really read every one of these books?”
“As a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating!”
“I never thanked you for saving my life.”
“It just occurred to me that I’m illiterate and I’ve never actually had to spell it out loud before…”
“You’ll join me for dinner. That’s not a request.”
“Oh, you are very strong! This is a great quality!”
“I want adventure in the great wide somewhere.”
“You are the wildest, most gorgeous thing I’ve ever seen! Nobody deserves you…”
“It’s more than I can bear.”
“You have to help me. You have to stand.”
“Hello! Pleased to meet you! Wanna see me do a trick?”
“Come into the light.”
“Oh, I’m not a princess…”
“You’ve taken me as your prisoner, and now you want to have dinner with me? Are you insane?”
“There must be something there that wasn’t there before.”
“Do you realize what you could have done? You could have damned us all!”
“Just a little change, small to say the least.”
“I will escape, I promise!”
“How lovely to make your acquaintance!”
“When we return to the village, you will marry me.”
“Pretty eyes, proud face, perfect canvas! Yes! I will find you something worthy of a princess!”
“Are there any other tasteless demands you would like to make on my artistry?”
“I was the one who had it all.”
Ernie has his own bedroom, and a crown. Happy bank holiday munday.
Imagine coming home to this everyday
PSA: FORMATTING HELP.
if any of you are interested in formatting, here are the SIMPLE tricks to help you out! type a few words out, then highlight them before doing these things!
for this sized font, press ctrl, shift and - ( dash ) for the smallest font, hit ctrl, shift, and -, then ctrl . ( period ) this makes the font small and higher up for the smallest font, version 2, hit ctrl, shift, -, then ctrl , ( comma ) this makes the font small and lowered to go back to normal small font, simply press ctrl, shift, and - ( dash ) again after highlighting your text to go back to completely normal font, press ctrl, shift, and - ( dash ) once more after highlighting text
hope this helps! bold and italics is easy enough, since tumblr already has those ready for you to choose when you highlight text, or you can do the shortcut ctrl and ‘i’ ( italics ), or ctrl and ‘b’ ( bold ).
Since these get around fast:: please LIKE or REBLOG this if you’d be interested in writing with one or more of these muses. I will check out your blog and most likely come into your inbox to plot!
PSA:
if you play ANY sort of villainous character - from a pick-pocket to a full-scale serial killer - and i follow you, please know that i’ve come into this FULL WELL what i’m signing up for. i don’t expect you to soften your character for me, i’m not going to complain when they aren’t nice to my characters, and i honestly probably love watching them do what they do. not all characters are going to be the “good guys”, or the type of villain that can be redeemed. not everyone has a tragic backstory that makes them do the things they do - some people enjoy it, others just do it because they can, and for some it’s all they know. yes, there are villains with a soft spot or two - this doesn’t mean they need to change everything. our characters become friends/lovers even though my character is a “good guy”? you keep doin’ you. keep stealing those purses, killing those people, burning those villages to the ground.
tl;dr - I DIDN’T FOLLOW YOU BECAUSE I WANTED SOMETHING SOFT AND EASY - you keep bein’ a villain, babe, cause you’re just as excellent as the heroes.
Send ❁ if you want our muses to have a pre-established relationship.
Bonus points if you explain what kind of relationship!
ofsilvermoon:
❛ no? do you think i’m one? do the Divines whisper to you as i’ve heard one already falsely claim? ❜
“The Divines ignore me. Though I-- I’d never make such claims without proof. I didn’t want to ask, but I’ve heard rumours that some of the townspeople won’t let me ignore... it’s not my business anyway.”
raifer-the-sinful:
Now looking back on what he had originally thought about coming to a small town, wasn’t such a great idea. The whole plan was to mostly avoid confrontation unless absolutely necessary, but clearly confrontation had happened within a matter of only minutes of his arrival here. A large city could have proved worse. Could have proved fatal.
Looking downwards to the bodies for a moment before that attention he had was quickly ripped away to turn to the sound of a woman’s voice. Red eyes stared upwards towards that tired woman. Underneath his eyes were dark rings, showing signs that he lacked much rest, if any at all. A mercenary seemed to get attention around here, and his name was certainly being heard around this region of Skyrim.
“Are you saying if I don’t, that you will? Cause if that’s so, then that’ll let me get back to a drink.” Those were his words. Sarcastic, but nothing to be rude, nothing that held an edge to hurt, only jest. With how conversation turned to violence with these two, it would probably be best to try and keep things somewhat friendly. “You know these two?”
Eponis answered with an audible gag of disgust. Murder, sure, just don’t make her clean up something that wasn’t her problem
“It’s your mess. Is it too much to not have corpses around the place?” While it was in her nature to playfully scold people, even strangers, Eponis couldn’t help but take their unnerving appearance into consideration. She paused, choosing her words more carefully.
“They weren’t exactly pleasant company when they were alive,” perhaps she could get on his side by pretending he had done her a favour by killing them. In truth, while they were a nuisance, Eponis had no idea who they were. “But they’ll start stinking up the place much worse dead than alive. Give me a reason to help clean up after your mess and I’ll consider helping.”