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Catvice for Ben: Stay Hydrated.

Catvice for Ben: Whilst the idea of sleeping the heat off isn’t quite logically sound, regular naps certainly don’t hurt.

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I especially encourage you to overthrow capitalism to advance women, and to keep an eye out for exist microaggressions.

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Catvice for Ben: Make sure your two wheeled vehicle complements your hair.

Catvice for Ben: Don’t wait for the situation to get dire before you seek help/advice. Sometimes the fear of coming off as dependant or stupid is far outweighed by the benefits of reaching out.

#learnt the hard way #this cat looks like you!#look at the widdle scarf

Catvice for Ben: go to your lecture and buy yourself some pencils so you can color for world domination

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Catvice for Ben: Don't use your true form to scare people on the internet. People might use it as inspiration for art class...

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Check out @sailorhg's Tweet:

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“Ok, tell me when you’re going to take the shot. I’m posing, but I’m trying not to look posed. Make it look candid.”

“I can’t make it look candid if you’re posing like that.”

“Well, I’m trying to look stoic, deep in thought.”

“Just pose, you look great.”

- Grandpa, Williamsburg

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Catvice for Ben: Just pose, you look great. If you pose next to your catercycle you might look even better, but it doesn't really matter either way.

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Catvice for Ben: Never close this.

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Catvice for Ben: Don't lick your scars. Even if there's yummy ooze coming out. Bad Ben.

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Catvice for Ben: scooters > bikes, please don't get hurt too much more ok

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Catvice for Ben: Here are some hospital survival tips:

IV stands don’t make good posts for rubbing, nor do nurses.

Don’t scratch the doctors.

Maybe if you meow enough and look cute they’ll let you out early. Then back in. Then back out.

Catviceforben: Don't get skin cancer - else you may need a tiny cone of shame to prevent you from scratching the removal site

Catvice for Ben: A regular income is fantastic, but remember to take a break every so often to destress and enjoy yourself and rediscover some old hobbies.

catvice for ben: god damnit stop breaking, the vet fees are so expensive and we need to buy textbooks soon. Or enter a career that requires your shoulder less of the time.

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Catvice for Ben: life looks better in hipster-eye view.

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