CatYarn

Posting random thoughts

[catyarnball]

My «new» friend just said she expected me to walk up the stairs on all fours and wasn’t surprised at all when I recited the periodic table by song and I’m glad I’m making the impression I want to

[catyarnball]

Just cried a little thinking about how my old dog laid on his back to show that he gave up and wouldn’t fight back (he was a rescue) and our new dog lays on his back to show that he’s ready to be petted and receive love.

[catyarnball]

Behold. My ex

[catyarnball]

perfect for arts and crafts with your gf

[catyarnball]

Currently desensitizing the boys in my class by giving them genuine compliments without anything behind it.

Get used to kindness fuckers

[eternallybipanicking]

Anyone else thought that the theft of the Napoleonic jewels from the Louvre was very Six of Crows/Kaz Brekker coded?

[catyarnball]

It was definetily Jespers plan. They ran away on a scooter

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

The real reason Kaz doesnt tell anyone the full plan is because he would literally look like this:

[catyarnball]

Does anyone else get frustrated with insecure people sometimes? Like, no u dumb shit u aren’t ugly! Why do u keep saying that when u look that gorgeous!? Just fukkin open your eyes and love urself like u deserve!

[infinite-arson]

One like = one smooch on his little head

One reblog = granting him access to the nuclear launch codes

[catyarnball]

Do it.

[catyarnball]

My cat in a hat I crocheted🧶

[catyarnball]

My cat!

[innovadesexual]

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