386 FiiR5T PER5ON 5HOOTER

5UP. [[semi-dependent karkat captor by azzy]]

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8uegh..

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LOOK iiN A MiiRROR AGAiiN?

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Yeah I th8ught I saw y8u standing behind me..

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ii CAN 5EE WHY YOU WOULD 5HUDDER

iiF ii WA5 iiN YOUR HiiVE iiD BEE WiiELDiiNG A WEAPON

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8uegh..

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LOOK iiN A MiiRROR AGAiiN?

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a literal ziploc baggy full of 7 like weirdly iridescent faintly glowing berries just shows the fuck up on the telepad

[ Huh. Didn't even zap. Alright! Down the hatch one goes. To the fridge with the rest. ]

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@stringtheoryshibari replied

as someone who regularly subsists on goodberries like. you do whatcha gotta.

ii MEAN AT LEA5T THEY HAVE GOOD iiN THE NAME

DO THEY TA5TE GOOD?

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YEAH HOLD UP iiLL 5END iiT TO YOU

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@stringtheoryshibari replied

as someone who regularly subsists on goodberries like. you do whatcha gotta.

ii MEAN AT LEA5T THEY HAVE GOOD iiN THE NAME

DO THEY TA5TE GOOD?

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they taste like indiscernable berry.

so yeah kinda.

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DO ME A FAVOR AND iiMAGiiNE THE MO5T PATHETiiC GRABBY HAND5 YOUVE EVER 5EEN REAL QUiiCK

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you. want me to hook you up? I can do that.

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@cau5tiic hold on I'll do one better

smacks my ass a lil

is this thing on?

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ii 5URE HOPE iiT ii5, ii THiiNK iiF YOUR A55 WA5 OFF YOUD NOTiiCE

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@stringtheoryshibari replied

as someone who regularly subsists on goodberries like. you do whatcha gotta.

ii MEAN AT LEA5T THEY HAVE GOOD iiN THE NAME

DO THEY TA5TE GOOD?

[stringtheoryshibari-deactivated]

they taste like indiscernable berry.

so yeah kinda.

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DO ME A FAVOR AND iiMAGiiNE THE MO5T PATHETiiC GRABBY HAND5 YOUVE EVER 5EEN REAL QUiiCK

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@stringtheoryshibari replied

as someone who regularly subsists on goodberries like. you do whatcha gotta.

ii MEAN AT LEA5T THEY HAVE GOOD iiN THE NAME

DO THEY TA5TE GOOD?

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ii WA5 GONNA JOKE ABOUT LOViiNG THE LAB NUTRiiENT GRUEL BUT THAT ii5 A LOT OF WHAT ii EAT FOR REAL5

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@0empty0eyes0 replied

Scientifically kind 0f amazing

iiM A MODERN MARVEL

LADiiE5 LOVE PUTTiiNG ME UNDER MiiCRO5COPE5 AND 5HiiT AND ii LiiKE THE ATTENTiiON

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iiN THE PROCE55 OF FORMiiNG A MOLECULAR BOND WiiTH MY COUCH

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I think it would be very funny for like characters in a fantasy setting to walk into a pub and try to order and the bartender sighs and goes "species and age?" While pulling out a massive book holding the drinking age for every type of species capable of purchasing alcohol

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[carcins]

ON TODAY’S VIDEO, WE’RE ON A DEEP DIVE INTO BIG YOUTUBERS AND THEIR EVEN BIGGER SECRETS. TWITCH AND YOUTUBE STREAMING PERSONALITY JERMA, AND HIS UNLIKELY PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIP WITH VIRTUAL JAPANESE POP-STAR HATSUNE MIKU. GOING AS FAR AS TO TALK TO HER ON STREAM, GIVING HER COMPLIMENTS AND EVEN WISHING HER A HAPPY BIRTHDAY EVERY YEAR, THE THIRTY-SEVEN YEAR-OLD BOSTONIAN

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AW FUCK. BEVERAGE Dii5A5TER

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OH BOY

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[[last one ok last one i fucking prommy. @in0rem0rtis