hottest girl in town

haha single and ready to mingle holla at me oh yeah and there is some trainer dude staying with me to help pay bills.

[caughtinthefire]

haha lenny is a fucking baby.

[caughtinthefire]

stretches i feel like i've been asleep for like 5000 years or somethin' cracks knuckles and slam dunks a baby into the nearest chuck e cheese

[fierydrunkrage-blog]

  TOO LONG

[caughtinthefire]

hand me the fucking mix i’ll make fucking cupcakes

[fierydrunkrage-blog]

but

[caughtinthefire]

oay you make cupcakes i make conchas for later

[fierydrunkrage-blog]

okay hell yea

[caughtinthefire]

[goes and makes da conchas]

[fierydrunkrage-blog]

  TOO LONG

[caughtinthefire]

hand me the fucking mix i’ll make fucking cupcakes

[fierydrunkrage-blog]

but

[caughtinthefire]

oay you make cupcakes i make conchas for later

[fierydrunkrage-blog]

does anyone know how the fuck to bake cupcakes because wtf this is gay

[caughtinthefire]

i can make conchas those are better than cupcakes.

[fierydrunkrage-blog]

what the fuck is that

[fierydrunkrage-blog]

what the fuck those look good but idk how long that shits gonna take to make wtf

[caughtinthefire]

about 2 hours B(

[fierydrunkrage-blog]

TOO LONG

[caughtinthefire]

hand me the fucking mix i'll make fucking cupcakes

[fierydrunkrage-blog]

does anyone know how the fuck to bake cupcakes because wtf this is gay

[caughtinthefire]

i can make conchas those are better than cupcakes.

[fierydrunkrage-blog]

what the fuck is that

[fierydrunkrage-blog]

what the fuck those look good but idk how long that shits gonna take to make wtf

[caughtinthefire]

about 2 hours B(

[fierydrunkrage-blog]

does anyone know how the fuck to bake cupcakes because wtf this is gay

[caughtinthefire]

i can make conchas those are better than cupcakes.

[fierydrunkrage-blog]

what the fuck is that

[bringitpunk]

  okay

i dunno what that means

but i guess im ready to learn

teach me mother

[smokepoisoneveryday-blog]

what the fuck no im gonna go to jail

[bringitpunk]

YOU’RE NOT MY MOM

OF COURSE YOURE GONNA GO TO JAIL YOU WEIRDO

SCREAMS STRANGER DANGER

[caughtinthefire]

bEATS THE SHIT OUT OF CLYDE u okay baby?

[fierydrunkrage-blog]

does anyone know how the fuck to bake cupcakes because wtf this is gay

[caughtinthefire]

i can make conchas those are better than cupcakes.

[caughtinthefire]

wait it's simon's birthday [gets on one knee, holds out a small box],,,,,Simon,,,, will you,,,, [opens it and shows rings that say YIFF QUEEN] accept my bling

[fierydrunkrage-blog]

is Lolita a fuckibg lesbian now

[caughtinthefire]

if someone is hot they’re fucking hot alistair

[fierydrunkrage-blog]

so you’re a lesbian now

[caughtinthefire]

you’re a faggot now.

[fierydrunkrage-blog]

not really just a little

[caughtinthefire]

i dont know you're married or dating i dont fucking know your marital status to the yiff king ur the yiff queen

[fierydrunkrage-blog]

is Lolita a fuckibg lesbian now

[caughtinthefire]

if someone is hot they’re fucking hot alistair

[fierydrunkrage-blog]

so you’re a lesbian now

[caughtinthefire]

you're a faggot now.

[grinninghoul-blog]

  STARES AT THE FIVE 

ROLLS OFF THE TABLE

not into fish foods thanks 

[caughtinthefire]

:'^(

[fierydrunkrage-blog]

is Lolita a fuckibg lesbian now

[caughtinthefire]

if someone is hot they're fucking hot alistair

[grinninghoul-blog]

caughtinthefire replied to your post: this is not the kind of work  iwanted

yea it was

let me get u ur appetizer

lays down on the table seductively 

[caughtinthefire]

[lays next to just as seductively lifts leg and hands her a 5 with three zeros written next to it in sharpie]

hows that

[bringitpunk]

i thought lesbian means u dont eat meat

[caughtinthefire]

We eat plenty of meat

[bringitpunk]

IM 7

[caughtinthefire]

remember who you are,,,you are my son and the one true king

which means you gotta know the ropes to be a pimp kid

[caughtinthefire]

Wouldn't it be a hoot if connors parents were both gay too bad i like baras too much