[cauliflowersqueeze]

“Like an old stone wall that will never fall”

LOL

And one of the stones falls off

Anna outright tells/shows us the outcome of the film at the beginning

[kaijuno]

People always gloss over how mentally damaging it can be to work in retail. I fucking hate that whenever I say “I could never work in retail again” someone has to reply “You snowflake millennials can’t take a starter job because you have to INTERACT with other people” No. Fuck you. I’ve worked as a planetarium host. I’ve worked as a public speaker. I’ve worked as a tutor and as a student teacher. I can work with people. I can work with crowds. Retail was fucking different. Retail was being treated as a subhuman. Retail was being treated so poorly that you have anxiety attacks before work. Having to work retail was a factor in my last suicide attempt. If I hear you say one fucking word about retail workers playing the victim I will personally break every bone in your body. Fuck You.

[dynamicsymmetry]

The holidays are coming up. Retail workers are going to be spiraling into a nightmare beyond human comprehension. If you’ve worked retail, you know this. If you haven’t, be aware of it. Please be kind to every retail worker you come across. Please be patient and understanding. It is misery out there.

[cydoniaes]

the mcelroys look like the least compatible people in the world based on just their appearances alone and it’s the funniest fucking thing to me

like, who knew that some elusive cool uncle who’s probably a trickster god sporting a hawaiian shirt, a goth cowboy who just stepped from a starbucks and is probably keeping the secrets of magic from the public, and an assistant regional manager for Staples who only owns clothes in beige are a) related and b) rule the Internet as reigning funnymen with a less-than-benevolent fist

[universemarvel]

Marvel: Loki is dead.

Me, an intellectual:

[urdone-urdone]

[cauliflowersqueeze]

He buggered around with a fire spell and got burned and now he's being chewed out by his witch 🔥 Day 3 #inktober #inktober2018 #roasted #llama #alpaca https://www.instagram.com/p/BofIGEJnvAo/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=m8yphq5h6p10

[cauliflowersqueeze]

Yoga bunny? Day 2 #inktober #inktober2018 #tranquil #bunny #rabbit https://www.instagram.com/p/BofHrecnZDu/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=13oxotxfuijgl

[cauliflowersqueeze]

It's a mushroom cat! Day 1 #inktober #inktober2018 #poisonous #cat https://www.instagram.com/p/BoZ2JH4AhXd/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1thk305ss1prf

[osterfields-deactivated20181007]

y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu

me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.

[nervousangelconnoisseur-deactiv]

naw fuck that bucky’s punches aren’t easy to block, it’s WAY funnier if peter blocked a full force punch from bucky, who only a few seconds later realizes he’s a kid as soon as peter opens his mouth

that’s the face of a man who went from “holy shit he blocked my punch?” to “holY SHiT a 12 YEARoLD BLOCKED mY PUNCH???” in 3 seconds flat.

[sam-i-am-27]

Fuck it. Everyone who reblogs this is getting a superhero name, origin, and powers.

[thelowlysatsuma]

omG I HOPE THIS WORKS

[delicatelyherdreams]

GIMME

[atreides-paul-deactivated202301]

[cauliflowersqueeze]

I thought the Rick and Morty nastybois were gone for now but at work (I'm a bookseller) a greasy white dude in a R&M shirt bought a R&M graphic novel as well as a copy of The Narcissist Test and I didn't want to give him even my bare minimum level of good customer service

[hhhbuckybarnes]

someone: marve-

me:

[wonderswoman]

mood:  (ง •̀_•́)ง  

[thegoddessof-mischief]

[silvergrimes96]

I wanted to bless your timeline

[cauliflowersqueeze]

Thanks! <3

[imposterogers]

honestly if marvel does kill steve off and decide to bring him back, they shouldn’t bother having a dramatic come back. they should just have everyone be Shook af like “we thought u were dead????” while steve is befuddled— “I’ve been on a road trip w bucky???????” and there’s just a one second flashback to them staring at a giant roadside dinosaur in the middle of nowhere