Quite Rad

hella lame

[springfieldusa]

[lasshoe]

[mabylc]

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

[liorwhite]

[melisica]

[al-ternative]

alternative -

[trappedangel-deactivated2017061]

[breakingbad2008]

[mjalti]

get you a man who can do both? ..show me a man who can do one (1) thing correctly…

[andrewbreitel]

[breakup]

[mojav]

Wtf people actually tell their crushes they like them??????

[lunaimer]

What the hell do YOU do?

[mojav]

i die? lmao what kinda question….

[leepacey]

[cause-ive-been-thinking]

Someone: Where's your boyfriend?

Me: I don't have one.

Someone: That's okay! You have all the time in the world to find one! :)

Me: I literally do not care at all.

[1juli]

[creepy-spice]

[difficult]

It’s scary how much I care and how much you don’t.

I care too much (via difficult)

[hither2]

real celibacy is blocking access to your most valuable holes: your ears. i’m a virgin because I’ve never listened to anything a man has said to me.