lost

trying to find a way out of this tunnel 

[super-metroid]

the fact that phones dont have little charm loops in them anymore only goes to show that humanity as we know it is on the decline

[cherrybomdotcom-deactivated2021]

If you didn’t grow up ugly, poor or emo I don’t trust you

[speedlimit15]

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

[sundaiz]

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

[functioning-minne-holic]

Kinda wanna spend all day lounging under the blankets, watching netflix, gently rubbing you through your panties to see how long you can last before you start to beg.

[hurrrem-deactivated20200826]

mood

[metradell-vyorei-deactivated202]

Anyone else go through that occasional phase where toast and butter is just the tastiest fucking creation on the planet and you have to restrain yourself from eating an entire loaf of bread in ten minutes

[strongermonster]

quarantine feels kinda like that area between christmas and new years where i have no idea what day of the week it is, or if i’m supposed to be going to work. AM and PM blend together. i’ve taken four naps in 10 hours. leftovers are my primary foodsource. got that weird sunday anxiety except it’s every day for the next 2 weeks

[teathattast]

[paper-mario-wiki]

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

[shitload-of-muses]

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

[encourage]

“If you’re under 30 and in a relationship right now, and you’re not head over heels, get out. You are way too young to be wasting your time with someone who doesn’t make you really happy to be with them every day. There’s nothing sadder than watching 23-year-olds settle.”

— (via sexual-feelings)

[rollingstoneboycomplex]

when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[lisbon]

[googoogooby]

Me

[bumblebeebats]

Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad

But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny

[watershalation-deactivated20191]

why are there so many days?? i feel like we just had a whole day yesterday… they don’t stop

[miki-sama]

primmadona worm... yeah

all he ever wanted was to squirm

[cartooncoyote]

A sword that screams whenever you swing it, and the volume is directly tied with how fast its swung

[goobus-deactivated20171001]

Finally, a good post