Wait, what?

Like a La-Z-Boy, I'm sofa real.

[merrigold]

a quiet place (2018)

me: *my joints crack, killing me instantly*

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[mosquitotits]

5.00 dollard

[vqj]

me when the carbon monoxide level in my house becomes fatal

[bakuraryxu]

the only fucking reason i use facebook is for access to memes like these 

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

[relishboi]

[darkrosekuwonuoriginal-deactiva]

Oh-

[reckonedrightly]

Bad literature is our only hope.

[maxandthespidersfrommars-deacti]

Outcast #goals

[schmergo]

is he…… you know….. [imitates crab claws]……. from Maryland?

[rubyfruitjumble-deactivated2016]

girl giving me some of her hand sanitizer: you are safe now my sweet child me: I owe you my life

[omega3]

[postmodernjpg]

[ampervadasz]

[pearlmarley]

😂

[teathattast]

[toastbutteregg]

something in the distance: *is there, in the distance*

my incredibly nearsighted ass w/o glasses: wow that sure is......... something

[teenagerposts]

when u step on a leaf and it doesn’t crunch