:^)

hi im alison dermatologists hate me

[foulserpent]

self care is drinking directly from a puddle in the taco bell drive thru

[classicmeevs]

When your mom makes food and she’s like “who’s hungry!”

[onlytwitterpics]

[nudygoon]

[mustgetlonely-deactivated202603]

[tortillas-deactivated20170612]

me when he dont text back vs me when i dont text back

[dragonboy400]

the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast 

[goawaythisblogisinactive-blog]

you could have at least said spoiler alert

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

why do you have toulet paper on your wishlist lol

a bitch can’t take a shit ?

[purrsevere]

smooth

[cooldogs]

[grawly]

NEW TUMLER VIRUS

this shark is hungry. dangerous.

ｔｈｉｓ  ｓｈａｒｋ  ｗａｎｔｓ  ｔｏ  ｅａｔ  ｙｏｕｒ  ｂｌｏｇ．

if u dont reblog this cyber shark you’re blog will be delieted DONT RISK IT

[grawly]

youve angered it

[passingpleasantries]

remember in 2006 when you accidentally hit the internet button on your flip phone and then you had to press end 40 times to keep your parents from paying for such a luxury

[babyanimalpic]

[jessicoooo]

[dogmuzzle-deactivated20170328]

me at the dentist

dentist: when was the last time you flossed?

me: bro u were THERE

[memewhore]

[ethoereal]

BITCH ME TOO

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]